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(Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:32:14 AM)
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6912129083

I found that to be hilarious. I don't know why, exactly, but I laughed.
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Reply 1 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:34:13 AM)
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Man, she's got huge titties.
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Reply 2 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:47:38 AM)
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It costs $7 to put up an ebay auction.

What a good use of it.
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Reply 3 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 09:36:30 AM)
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I honestly laughed out loud at that. Kudos!
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Reply 4 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 11:03:44 AM)
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Winner!
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Reply 5 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 11:10:04 AM)
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She should buy it.
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Reply 6 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 11:14:26 AM)
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That's funny, but kinda pathetic too.
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Reply 7 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 11:23:45 AM)
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That is fucking hilarious.

Oh, and pathetic. That too.
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Reply 8 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 11:27:20 AM)
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that is pretty fucking funny.
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Reply 9 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 12:24:29 PM)
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I would only buy that if she came with the book, and even then I wouldn't pay more than ten bucks
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Reply 10 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 12:29:58 PM)
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I can't believe Emp didn't get Tittany to show him her breasts.

Also, if he bought the book for her, why does he have it? Did she give it back when he yelled at her after she refused to blow him or something?

EDIT: Nevermind.

[09:40] Witty Tirade: It was supposed to be a post-coital gift
[09:40] Flaming Arrow 55: ohhh
[09:40] Witty Tirade: like "thanks for the fucking, here's a book to seal the deal"
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Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.
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Reply 11 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 12:39:33 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:

Also, if he bought the book for her, why does he have it? Did she give it back when he yelled at her after she refused to blow him or something?

You never pay a whore until after the deed is done.
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Reply 12 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 12:44:19 PM)
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I feel like I'm famous.
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Reply 13 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 01:44:03 PM)
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That is hilarious. I love it.
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Reply 14 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 01:59:19 PM)
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Heh...that was actually pretty funny.
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Reply 15 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:02:32 PM)
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I want to bid on it, goddamnit. But that's nearly 36 dollars.
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Reply 16 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:21:31 PM)
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I want to bid on it, goddamnit. But that's nearly 36 dollars.


And to think, you could have had it for free . . .
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Reply 17 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:24:20 PM)
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Quoted from Baldfresh:
Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
I want to bid on it, goddamnit. But that's nearly 36 dollars.


And to think, you could have had it for free . . .



No, first she'd have to have sex with emp, which is disgusting in of itself.


But what she could do is sue Emp! Imagine the wonderful dramarama that would ensue!!
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Reply 18 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 02:31:52 PM)
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And to think, you could have had it for free . .


There are costs without dollar signs, and the price of this one was far too high....
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Reply 19 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 03:22:28 PM)
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Emp gets way too much attention.
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Reply 20 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 04:40:43 PM)
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It costs $7 to put up an ebay auction.


It costs $7 to sell anything on ebay? So if you sold a hat for $5, you'd be losing money?
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Reply 21 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 04:50:39 PM)
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It doesn't cost $7 per ebay auction. You lie.
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Reply 22 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 04:52:37 PM)
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Does this kind of crap actually work?

I'm not entirely sure what it would work for, but does it cause things of any kind to occur with girls?
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Reply 23 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 05:57:06 PM)
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Hahahahahahahahah!

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I'm not sure if this was clear or not, but does the said "pretty emo-girl" actually come with the Autographed Fight Club Signed by Chuck Palahniuk 3rd Pr? Because I've been in the market recently for some pretty emo-action, and seeing that I'm overweight, it's not easy for me to get. Anyway, if you'll please ask your friend, the "pretty emo-girl", it would be much appreciated. Thanks, ~Valdearg

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Reply 24 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-11-04 05:59:47 PM)
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That's my copy of Choke.

Well played.
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