Nemesis
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Reply 33 of 42 (Originally posted on: 07-13-04 09:59:47 PM)
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My date with Zippo.
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I Cant Skat3 (10:38:43 PM): Hey
Zippo279 (10:38:55 PM): Hey, baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:38:56 PM): Some called earlier about a date and they gave me your number.
I Cant Skat3 (10:39:15 PM): Anywhere you wanna meet?
Zippo279 (10:39:53 PM): Why don't I pick you up in my Corvette?
Zippo279 (10:40:11 PM): I have a great place in mind.
I Cant Skat3 (10:40:15 PM): Sounds good, I'm at the mini golf place on 7th.
I Cant Skat3 (10:40:20 PM): I live on hole 9.
Zippo279 (10:40:37 PM): I hope to be filling that hole later on tonight.;-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:41:09 PM): woah woah woah.....what are you trying to say?
Zippo279 (10:41:33 PM): I want to sink my balls with you.
I Cant Skat3 (10:41:52 PM): Oh, right. Sorry, I misunderstood.
Zippo279 (10:42:14 PM): *rolls eyes* I'll be there in ten minutes, ok?
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:28 PM): Ok.
Zippo279 (10:42:29 PM): Wear something pretty for Papi.
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:33 PM): Papi?
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:49 PM): I thought your name was Cathy
Zippo279 (10:42:50 PM): That's my dog. I'm bringing him along.
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:53 PM): Oh ok.
I Cant Skat3 (10:43:12 PM): What kind of dog is he?
Zippo279 (10:43:31 PM): You'll see when I get there. :-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:43:50 PM): Oh, a mysterious one aren't you?
Zippo279 (10:44:11 PM): Oh, yeah. I'm heading out the door now. Bye! *hangs up*
I Cant Skat3 (10:44:39 PM): *stands around tapping his foot looking at his watch*
Zippo279 (10:44:44 PM): *ten minutes pass and I arrive*
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:01 PM): Wow, Papi is a lot hotter than I though
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:01 PM): t
Zippo279 (10:45:19 PM): Yeah, I can barely take a bite. *blows on the hot dog* Hot, hot!
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:22 PM): Should we get him some water or something? It's pretty how out here.
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:40 PM): hot out here*
Zippo279 (10:45:49 PM): Sure.
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:01 PM): Sorry, I was nervous so I downed a fifth of vodka before you got here.
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:20 PM): Excuse my slurr
Zippo279 (10:46:28 PM): You better have some left to share or someone's going to be getting a black eye.
Zippo279 (10:46:48 PM): I mean, looking good, baby. *wink, wink*
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:53 PM): About that.....would you settle for some rum? that was my last bottle of vodka.
Zippo279 (10:47:09 PM): Rum? What do you take me for?
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:19 PM): A cheap whore that I hope to sleep with tonight
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:23 PM): errrr....a beautiful girl.
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:46 PM): Sorry, alcohol talking again.
Zippo279 (10:48:17 PM): Girl? What are you talking about? *removes pants* I'm all man, baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:48:33 PM): OH MY GOD! DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!
I Cant Skat3 (10:48:53 PM): Anyway, we shall we go for a date?
Zippo279 (10:49:31 PM): Why don't we hang around here and see if I can get a hole in one? ;-) ;-) ;-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:49:50 PM): Alright, I'll go get us some clubs.
Zippo279 (10:50:38 PM): I have a club right here, baby. *grabs crotch*
I Cant Skat3 (10:50:54 PM): Sweet, I've got 2 balls.
I Cant Skat3 (10:51:00 PM): Let's play.
Zippo279 (10:51:37 PM): I don't know how. :-(
Zippo279 (10:51:43 PM): I'm so embarrassed.
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:08 PM): It's ok, just grab the club like this. *grabs your club*
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:15 PM): Ok?
Zippo279 (10:52:31 PM): Ooh, that tickles.
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:42 PM): Sorry, I didn't mean to kick you.
Zippo279 (10:52:50 PM): Ok, now what?
I Cant Skat3 (10:53:02 PM): Now you try to hit the ball in the hole.
Zippo279 (10:53:27 PM): *grabs my club and swings hard at the ball*
Zippo279 (10:53:39 PM): *covers eyes* I can't look. Did it go in?
I Cant Skat3 (10:53:50 PM): Awww that's too bad you missed, try again.
Zippo279 (10:54:19 PM): My club must be broken. :-( Let me use yours. :-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:27 PM): Ok
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:33 PM): *hands you his club*
Zippo279 (10:54:43 PM): *grabs your club and swings hard at the ball*
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:52 PM): Quite a grip you've got there baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:55:18 PM): Try swinging a little softer this time.
Zippo279 (10:55:53 PM): Harder said than done. I'm quite buff, you know. *flexes*
Zippo279 (10:56:16 PM): But I'll try. *softly taps the ball with your club*
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:23 PM): Oh that feels amazing.
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:26 PM): errr Great shot
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:28 PM): hole in one.
Zippo279 (10:57:02 PM): You really suck at keeping score. I triple-bogeyed...
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:24 PM): I thought you'd never played before!?
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:26 PM): Did you lie to me?
Zippo279 (10:57:28 PM): I, uh, er.. that was a lucky guess.
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:35 PM): I bet next you're going to tell me you're really a girl?
Zippo279 (10:58:28 PM): Have you ever had a girl handle your club that well?
I Cant Skat3 (10:58:47 PM): Once...but that was a long time ago...
Zippo279 (10:58:52 PM): Do tell.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:11 PM): She was a beauty from Labanon
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:18 PM): Really smart
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:20 PM): Horribly kinky.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:27 PM): Best sex evar.
Zippo279 (10:59:29 PM): Funny, I've never heard of that country.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:40 PM): but then she posted her vagina on the interweb so I broke up with her :-(
Zippo279 (10:59:56 PM): Sounds like a real tramp. Good thing you're playing on our team now, right? *nudge, nudge*
I Cant Skat3 (11:00:01 PM): Oh yeah.
I Cant Skat3 (11:00:17 PM): Can you hold me up?
Zippo279 (11:00:59 PM): Oh, yeah. I'm a bell-boy at the Fountainbleu. *holds you up*
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:27 PM): Wow....I'm the greenskeeper here at the mini golf course.
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:36 PM): I'm one of the leading experts in turf.
Zippo279 (11:01:49 PM): Do you get any gophers?
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:54 PM): Lots.
I Cant Skat3 (11:02:34 PM): In fact, one of them drank a bottle of my favorite whiskey this morning
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I Cant Skat3 (11:03:00 PM): Fine, I didn't like you much anyway.
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I Cant Skat3 (11:03:09 PM): Slut.
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I Cant Skat3 (11:05:51 PM): I've got blueballs now.
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I Cant Skat3 (11:05:59 PM): Thanks a lot.
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There you have it, (s)he ran out in the middle of the date and left me to rot.
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