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Socrateius
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Soccy and Tazzo:

Quote:
Tazzo says: hey baby let me feel your bigg greasy muscles ok
Soccy says: oh god i dont think im ready
Tazzo says:
Tazzo says: so where are you taking me huh
Soccy says: its a surprise
Tazzo says: you don't know, do you
Soccy says: shut up ho
Tazzo says: you need to learn how to treat a girl right
Soccy says: look here bitch, ill fucking slit your throat if you say anything like that ever again
Soccy says: oh baby im sorry baby
Soccy says: i love you, i wont ever do that again baby
Tazzo says: well... okay
Soccy says: so im taking you to the city aquarium
Tazzo says: what the fuck isnt that where fish live, thats a stupid date you motherfucker
Soccy says: OH MY GOD I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP
Tazzo says: I HOPE SO
Soccy says: whoah hot
Soccy says: so this is where the fish live
Soccy says: look at that fish, its a seahorse
Soccy says: seahorses arent horses, theyre actually fish
Soccy says: did you know that???
Soccy says: oh my god in this light you have tremendously enormous boobs
Tazzo says: they're not real i shoved some bean cans in my bra to impress you
Soccy says: oh my god
Soccy says: i love beans
Soccy says: want to have dinner right now?
Tazzo says: Alright, where are you going to take me
Soccy says: here take the beans out of your bra
Tazzo says: alright
Tazzo says: you can take them out
Soccy says: ohhh yeah
Soccy says: *accidentally pulls boob out*
Tazzo says: HOW DARE YOU EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT MY BOOBS
Tazzo says: ALL THREE OF THEM
Tazzo says: you're a fucking asshole do you know that, Sergio
Soccy says: *shoves hand in your pants*
Tazzo says: no, don#'t do THATTT
Tazzo says: MY TERRIBLE SECRET
Soccy says: whats your terrible secret?
Tazzo says: phew, i haven't been discovered
Soccy says: uhhh
Soccy says: bitch
Soccy says: *feels around in pants*
Soccy says: you got a secret in there?
Tazzo says: *starts sweating* uhhh.. no
Soccy says: *pulls a bag of cocaine out of your vagina*
Soccy says: YOURE COLUMBIAN
Tazzo says: That's not my vagina, that's my ass. You're not too familiar with the *cough* fairer sex, are you?
Soccy says: oh shit
Soccy says: why do you have testicles?
Tazzo says: they're not mine, they're my uhh friends, i'm keeping them for luck on this date
Soccy says: uhhhh
Soccy says: and you have a penis
Soccy says: what the hell
Soccy says: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Soccy says: IS THIS CANDID CAMERA?
Tazzo says: that's not my penis either
Tazzo says: i fucking swear it isn't
Tazzo says: it's glued there. I glued it there. Look... tug on it. it comes off.
Soccy says: *pull*
Tazzo says: yeah, pull again
Soccy says: *pull*
Soccy says: oh shit you got glue on my face
Tazzo says: sorry
Tazzo says: try using your mouth....
Soccy says: uhhh
Soccy says: im beginning to think this is a real penis
Tazzo says: It's not!!
Soccy says: oh
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: *pulls on it with mouth*
Soccy says: *bites to get a better grip*
Tazzo says: AHHHHH
Tazzo says: BE CAREFUL SHEESH
Soccy says: *rips penis off*
Soccy says: *blood sprays all over the aquarium floor and spectators*
Tazzo says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tazzo says: THAT'S IT SERGIO, YOU'D BETTER TAKE ME TO DINNER RIGHT NOW OR THIS DATE IS OVER.
Soccy says: *takes you to my car*
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: before you get in the car
Soccy says: I'm gonna put this trash bag over the seat so you dont get it bloody
Tazzo says: okay honey
Soccy says: i love it when you look at me like that your eyes are so beautiful
Tazzo says: why are you talking to the mirror sergio ;_;
Soccy says: what the hell are you talking about bitch
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: lets go to dinner
Soccy says: hey random hobo give me your dead rat or ill beat your face in!
Tazzo says: okay
Soccy says: here we can take his fire and dinner
Tazzo says: *bleeds to death on the way*
Soccy says: krissy????
Soccy says: oh shit, that's not your name
Soccy says: Krissy, are you asleep?
Soccy says: oh fuck it
Soccy says: *throws corpse out of car into a playground*

Females know I exist. No, seriously:
"the universe in my nuts" - Shady Milkman
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
"You are one high, studly hunk, Soccy Depp!" - Sunny
"Why the fuck am I being quoted here?" - Emp
"I could eat Soccy up with a spoon." - Danielle
"Wow, you're really hot in that first pic. You have the whole dangerous hardass sex appeal going." - Drah
"You needs a big heapin' spoonful of Sergio, he heal you up right!" - Sunny

Tazzo
teh TEH evar EVAR funnay FUNNAY :rolleyes:

When a couple of kids who were up to good started making trouble in my neighborhood

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Gender: Male

Quoted from Socrateius:
Soccy and Tazzo:

Quote:
Tazzo says: hey baby let me feel your bigg greasy muscles ok
Soccy says: oh god i dont think im ready
Tazzo says:
Tazzo says: so where are you taking me huh
Soccy says: its a surprise
Tazzo says: you don't know, do you
Soccy says: shut up ho
Tazzo says: you need to learn how to treat a girl right
Soccy says: look here bitch, ill fucking slit your throat if you say anything like that ever again
Soccy says: oh baby im sorry baby
Soccy says: i love you, i wont ever do that again baby
Tazzo says: well... okay
Soccy says: so im taking you to the city aquarium
Tazzo says: what the fuck isnt that where fish live, thats a stupid date you motherfucker
Soccy says: OH MY GOD I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP
Tazzo says: I HOPE SO
Soccy says: whoah hot
Soccy says: so this is where the fish live
Soccy says: look at that fish, its a seahorse
Soccy says: seahorses arent horses, theyre actually fish
Soccy says: did you know that???
Soccy says: oh my god in this light you have tremendously enormous boobs
Tazzo says: they're not real i shoved some bean cans in my bra to impress you
Soccy says: oh my god
Soccy says: i love beans
Soccy says: want to have dinner right now?
Tazzo says: Alright, where are you going to take me
Soccy says: here take the beans out of your bra
Tazzo says: alright
Tazzo says: you can take them out
Soccy says: ohhh yeah
Soccy says: *accidentally pulls boob out*
Tazzo says: HOW DARE YOU EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT MY BOOBS
Tazzo says: ALL THREE OF THEM
Tazzo says: you're a fucking asshole do you know that, Sergio
Soccy says: *shoves hand in your pants*
Tazzo says: no, don#'t do THATTT
Tazzo says: MY TERRIBLE SECRET
Soccy says: whats your terrible secret?
Tazzo says: phew, i haven't been discovered
Soccy says: uhhh
Soccy says: bitch
Soccy says: *feels around in pants*
Soccy says: you got a secret in there?
Tazzo says: *starts sweating* uhhh.. no
Soccy says: *pulls a bag of cocaine out of your vagina*
Soccy says: YOURE COLUMBIAN
Tazzo says: That's not my vagina, that's my ass. You're not too familiar with the *cough* fairer sex, are you?
Soccy says: oh shit
Soccy says: why do you have testicles?
Tazzo says: they're not mine, they're my uhh friends, i'm keeping them for luck on this date
Soccy says: uhhhh
Soccy says: and you have a penis
Soccy says: what the hell
Soccy says: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Soccy says: IS THIS CANDID CAMERA?
Tazzo says: that's not my penis either
Tazzo says: i fucking swear it isn't
Tazzo says: it's glued there. I glued it there. Look... tug on it. it comes off.
Soccy says: *pull*
Tazzo says: yeah, pull again
Soccy says: *pull*
Soccy says: oh shit you got glue on my face
Tazzo says: sorry
Tazzo says: try using your mouth....
Soccy says: uhhh
Soccy says: im beginning to think this is a real penis
Tazzo says: It's not!!
Soccy says: oh
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: *pulls on it with mouth*
Soccy says: *bites to get a better grip*
Tazzo says: AHHHHH
Tazzo says: BE CAREFUL SHEESH
Soccy says: *rips penis off*
Soccy says: *blood sprays all over the aquarium floor and spectators*
Tazzo says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tazzo says: THAT'S IT SERGIO, YOU'D BETTER TAKE ME TO DINNER RIGHT NOW OR THIS DATE IS OVER.
Soccy says: *takes you to my car*
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: before you get in the car
Soccy says: I'm gonna put this trash bag over the seat so you dont get it bloody
Tazzo says: okay honey
Soccy says: i love it when you look at me like that your eyes are so beautiful
Tazzo says: why are you talking to the mirror sergio ;_;
Soccy says: what the hell are you talking about bitch
Soccy says: ok
Soccy says: lets go to dinner
Soccy says: hey random hobo give me your dead rat or ill beat your face in!
Tazzo says: okay
Soccy says: here we can take his fire and dinner
Tazzo says: *bleeds to death on the way*
Soccy says: krissy????
Soccy says: oh shit, that's not your name
Soccy says: Krissy, are you asleep?
Soccy says: oh fuck it
Soccy says: *throws corpse out of car into a playground*

That was a lovely date, Soccy <3

This reply was last edited on 07-11-04 04:02:27 PM by Tazzo.

Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

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Quoted from Tazzo:
That was a lovely date, Soccy <3

i think im pregnant MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Me
I am clothed and male.

To the rescue

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Posts: 428 (0.07)
Reg. Date: Nov 2003
Location: Anacortes, Washington
Gender: Male

That was really good.

peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

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Posts: 6073 (0.922)
Reg. Date: Jul 2002
Location: Alberta, Canada
Gender: Female

If anyone is sad they didn't get to take part, I'm sure you could just grab a random INTL member and have a fake date with them. If I'm online I wouldn't mind doing another one anyway.

Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

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Location:
Gender: Male

Quoted from peach:
If anyone is sad they didn't get to take part, I'm sure you could just grab a random INTL member and have a fake date with them.

That's like e-rape, man.

oh man MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Sixten Sparre
Épater la bourgeoisie

wears neckerchiefs

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Posts: 4672 (0.718)
Reg. Date: Sep 2002
Location: Funen Island
Gender: Male

I think me and arnok stood eachtother up

Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

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Posts: 3017 (0.473)
Reg. Date: Jan 2003
Location: Someplace where there's beer...
Gender: Male

Quoted from Surt:
I think me and arnok stood eachtother up

We can try again, right baby?

Full bottle in front of me. Time to roll up my sleeves and get to work, and after many glasses of work I get paid in the brain.

Nemesis
Zuri's Cat
They're ALL scientologists damn you! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Ballkicks: (+87 / -19)
Posts: 429 (0.067)
Reg. Date: Dec 2002
Location: Detroit
Gender: Male

My date with Zippo.

Quote:

I Cant Skat3 (10:38:43 PM): Hey
Zippo279 (10:38:55 PM): Hey, baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:38:56 PM): Some called earlier about a date and they gave me your number.
I Cant Skat3 (10:39:15 PM): Anywhere you wanna meet?
Zippo279 (10:39:53 PM): Why don't I pick you up in my Corvette?
Zippo279 (10:40:11 PM): I have a great place in mind.
I Cant Skat3 (10:40:15 PM): Sounds good, I'm at the mini golf place on 7th.
I Cant Skat3 (10:40:20 PM): I live on hole 9.
Zippo279 (10:40:37 PM): I hope to be filling that hole later on tonight.;-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:41:09 PM): woah woah woah.....what are you trying to say?
Zippo279 (10:41:33 PM): I want to sink my balls with you.
I Cant Skat3 (10:41:52 PM): Oh, right. Sorry, I misunderstood.
Zippo279 (10:42:14 PM): *rolls eyes* I'll be there in ten minutes, ok?
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:28 PM): Ok.
Zippo279 (10:42:29 PM): Wear something pretty for Papi.
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:33 PM): Papi?
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:49 PM): I thought your name was Cathy
Zippo279 (10:42:50 PM): That's my dog. I'm bringing him along.
I Cant Skat3 (10:42:53 PM): Oh ok.
I Cant Skat3 (10:43:12 PM): What kind of dog is he?
Zippo279 (10:43:31 PM): You'll see when I get there. :-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:43:50 PM): Oh, a mysterious one aren't you?
Zippo279 (10:44:11 PM): Oh, yeah. I'm heading out the door now. Bye! *hangs up*
I Cant Skat3 (10:44:39 PM): *stands around tapping his foot looking at his watch*
Zippo279 (10:44:44 PM): *ten minutes pass and I arrive*
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:01 PM): Wow, Papi is a lot hotter than I though
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:01 PM): t
Zippo279 (10:45:19 PM): Yeah, I can barely take a bite. *blows on the hot dog* Hot, hot!
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:22 PM): Should we get him some water or something? It's pretty how out here.
I Cant Skat3 (10:45:40 PM): hot out here*
Zippo279 (10:45:49 PM): Sure.
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:01 PM): Sorry, I was nervous so I downed a fifth of vodka before you got here.
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:20 PM): Excuse my slurr
Zippo279 (10:46:28 PM): You better have some left to share or someone's going to be getting a black eye.
Zippo279 (10:46:48 PM): I mean, looking good, baby. *wink, wink*
I Cant Skat3 (10:46:53 PM): About that.....would you settle for some rum? that was my last bottle of vodka.
Zippo279 (10:47:09 PM): Rum? What do you take me for?
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:19 PM): A cheap whore that I hope to sleep with tonight
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:23 PM): errrr....a beautiful girl.
I Cant Skat3 (10:47:46 PM): Sorry, alcohol talking again.
Zippo279 (10:48:17 PM): Girl? What are you talking about? *removes pants* I'm all man, baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:48:33 PM): OH MY GOD! DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!
I Cant Skat3 (10:48:53 PM): Anyway, we shall we go for a date?
Zippo279 (10:49:31 PM): Why don't we hang around here and see if I can get a hole in one? ;-) ;-) ;-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:49:50 PM): Alright, I'll go get us some clubs.
Zippo279 (10:50:38 PM): I have a club right here, baby. *grabs crotch*
I Cant Skat3 (10:50:54 PM): Sweet, I've got 2 balls.
I Cant Skat3 (10:51:00 PM): Let's play.
Zippo279 (10:51:37 PM): I don't know how. :-(
Zippo279 (10:51:43 PM): I'm so embarrassed.
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:08 PM): It's ok, just grab the club like this. *grabs your club*
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:15 PM): Ok?
Zippo279 (10:52:31 PM): Ooh, that tickles.
I Cant Skat3 (10:52:42 PM): Sorry, I didn't mean to kick you.
Zippo279 (10:52:50 PM): Ok, now what?
I Cant Skat3 (10:53:02 PM): Now you try to hit the ball in the hole.
Zippo279 (10:53:27 PM): *grabs my club and swings hard at the ball*
Zippo279 (10:53:39 PM): *covers eyes* I can't look. Did it go in?
I Cant Skat3 (10:53:50 PM): Awww that's too bad you missed, try again.
Zippo279 (10:54:19 PM): My club must be broken. :-( Let me use yours. :-)
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:27 PM): Ok
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:33 PM): *hands you his club*
Zippo279 (10:54:43 PM): *grabs your club and swings hard at the ball*
I Cant Skat3 (10:54:52 PM): Quite a grip you've got there baby.
I Cant Skat3 (10:55:18 PM): Try swinging a little softer this time.
Zippo279 (10:55:53 PM): Harder said than done. I'm quite buff, you know. *flexes*
Zippo279 (10:56:16 PM): But I'll try. *softly taps the ball with your club*
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:23 PM): Oh that feels amazing.
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:26 PM): errr Great shot
I Cant Skat3 (10:56:28 PM): hole in one.
Zippo279 (10:57:02 PM): You really suck at keeping score. I triple-bogeyed...
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:24 PM): I thought you'd never played before!?
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:26 PM): Did you lie to me?
Zippo279 (10:57:28 PM): I, uh, er.. that was a lucky guess.
I Cant Skat3 (10:57:35 PM): I bet next you're going to tell me you're really a girl?
Zippo279 (10:58:28 PM): Have you ever had a girl handle your club that well?
I Cant Skat3 (10:58:47 PM): Once...but that was a long time ago...
Zippo279 (10:58:52 PM): Do tell.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:11 PM): She was a beauty from Labanon
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:18 PM): Really smart
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:20 PM): Horribly kinky.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:27 PM): Best sex evar.
Zippo279 (10:59:29 PM): Funny, I've never heard of that country.
I Cant Skat3 (10:59:40 PM): but then she posted her vagina on the interweb so I broke up with her :-(
Zippo279 (10:59:56 PM): Sounds like a real tramp. Good thing you're playing on our team now, right? *nudge, nudge*
I Cant Skat3 (11:00:01 PM): Oh yeah.
I Cant Skat3 (11:00:17 PM): Can you hold me up?
Zippo279 (11:00:59 PM): Oh, yeah. I'm a bell-boy at the Fountainbleu. *holds you up*
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:27 PM): Wow....I'm the greenskeeper here at the mini golf course.
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:36 PM): I'm one of the leading experts in turf.
Zippo279 (11:01:49 PM): Do you get any gophers?
I Cant Skat3 (11:01:54 PM): Lots.
I Cant Skat3 (11:02:34 PM): In fact, one of them drank a bottle of my favorite whiskey this morning
Previous message was not received by Zippo279 because of error (11:02:35 PM): User Zippo279 is not available.

I Cant Skat3 (11:03:00 PM): Fine, I didn't like you much anyway.
Previous message was not received by Zippo279 because of error (11:03:01 PM): User Zippo279 is not available.

I Cant Skat3 (11:03:09 PM): Slut.
Previous message was not received by Zippo279 because of error (11:03:09 PM): User Zippo279 is not available.

I Cant Skat3 (11:05:51 PM): I've got blueballs now.
Previous message was not received by Zippo279 because of error (11:05:51 PM): User Zippo279 is not available.

I Cant Skat3 (11:05:59 PM): Thanks a lot.
Previous message was not received by Zippo279 because of error (11:05:59 PM): User Zippo279 is not available.

There you have it, (s)he ran out in the middle of the date and left me to rot.

Zippo
pooooooop

Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

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He was a bad greenskeeper. I fell into a gopher hole. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

GrahamStokley
3DB Will Set You Free

To fat to be a ninja. Must be a ghost.

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Reg. Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago Burbs
Gender: Female

Too funny

Poor Nemesis, got all ditched at the minigolf course.

"Help! my Neopet is dying......"

Amphytrite
Hard for Drah

I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Location: Cowpenis
Gender: Female

By a guy without any pants on, no less.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Baggy_Brad
FIGJAM

Cool.

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Location: Australia, Mate
Gender: Male

Well Zippo seems to have used this entire project as a facade for her to live out some transvestite-cyber sex fantasy.

Matthew 15:22-7 A Canaanite woman came out and cried, "Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David; my daughter is severely possessed by a demon." But he did not answer her a word. His disciples came and begged him, saying, "Send her away, for she is crying after us." He answered, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." But she knelt before him saying "Lord help me." And he answered, "It is not fair to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs, yet even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from the masters table." She said "What the shit are you talking about, oh Lord, seriously, is my daughter gonna be healed when I get home or do I have to go pray to Satan?"
Brad's Wintry Journal 2

Zippo
pooooooop

Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

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Location: America's Wang
Gender: Unspecified

Am I that transparent?

Extended deadline for those who have yet to go on their dates.

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

Amphytrite
Hard for Drah

I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Location: Cowpenis
Gender: Female

Quoted from Zippo:
Extended deadline for those who have yet to go on their dates.

Thank you Zippo i'm a serial-killer :)

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Location: murderbarn
Gender: Male

Greg and I. Apparently, we both had wildcards. Nothing spectacular.

Quoted from Tartarus and Penguin:
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you able to do date yet?
greg says:
Let me shower first!!!! Oh god oh god. This was supposed to be PERFECT!!!!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
oh.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
sorry.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I keep interrupting at the wrong times.
greg says:
oh god i haven't even picked out my clothes yet!!!!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
don't worry, I brought what I want you to wear.
greg says:
let me see it sweety
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*holds up parachute pants and an old-western style vest*
greg says:
am i bare chesting it tonight?
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
it would be hot.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I'm that kind of girl.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
but you'd better hurry.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
we're going to be late.
greg says:
I just hope the mosquitoes aren't biting tonight...
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
yeah. that's why I wore this hole-less flight suit.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I've got some bug spray in the car.
greg says:
you better be sure to....spray me with your stuff...a little bit later, k??
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
yeah. we don't want parasites.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
we'll use protection.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
wow.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you look hot in a vest.
greg says:
the school dance is gonna start!
greg says:
*flaunts*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*picks you up and puts you in the trunk*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
sorry, dear.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you're slowing us down too much.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*starts the car*
greg says:
what a night to forget my rape whistle
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I didn't bring mine. I was sort of going to wait for an opportune moment to scream "Rape me!"
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
well, we're off. any music requests? I've got my CD collection in the passenger seat.
greg says:
MARVIN GAYE
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*Marvin Gaye begins to blare at 94 decibals*
greg says:
128 Khz
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
ooh, technical.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I'm not really a fan of you robotic types.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
but you look really hot in the vest, so I can make an exception.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I've sort of been thinking this in my head for a while, but while I'm fairly certain of my gender, what are you? a boy or a girl?
greg says:
you mean...you don't know??!!!!!
greg says:

Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I couldn't tell!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
your chest is flat and hairy.
greg says:
oh goddd!!!! My life is over! I should start slutting myself out to anyone and everyone just to get attention!!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
but you have distinctly feminine hips.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
oh no!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I didn't mean you need attention!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
look, *stops the car, opens the trunk* I'll let you sit in the back for now, all right?
greg says:
alright....but my thighs are gonna start drifting apart as we drive, hot stuff
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
well, that process will probably double due to my air conditioning vents. for some reason the guy at Ford screwed up again so now they suck air out of the car like a vaccuum.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*starts the car and air conditioning*
greg says:
take it to the chrysler dealership. they can make the tape deck eat pussy
greg says:
i'm feeling...lightheaded
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
we're already late, we don't have time. here. use these pliers.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
they're what I use.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
my dad's an electrician.
greg says:
to satisfy myself? well...i'd be lying if i said i've never done it before
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
wow. the hairs on your chest are hardening.
greg says:
just wait till you see the hairs on my ass
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you look fat when you spread your legs like that.
greg says:
actually,i lack ass
greg says:
copmletely
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
your hamstrings make up for it.
greg says:
why thank you. you have a pretty neck
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
thanks. It's been bitten by Vampires.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
twice.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
hey. a biker. I'm a British tourist.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*crunch*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
well, the school's just here on the left.
greg says:
this isn't grand theft auto...we gotta get there before they announce prom king and queen!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you're right. *car stops*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
get out.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I'll park the car.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
wait.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I just did.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
sorry.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
let's go.
greg says:
*hops out*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
hold on, we have to get our hands stamped.
greg says:
be gentle....i'm fragile
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
ha ha ha *pats you on the back*
greg says:
Oh no! They've already announced the winners!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
they're having the first dance!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
we've got to stop them and save the day.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
if only you hadn't been so slow, and they didn't announce prom king and queen twenty minutes into the dance!
greg says:
I'm such a failure!!!!
greg says:

greg says:
my life is over
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
don't worry. you're fragile, right?
greg says:
Hold my drink while i cut my wrists
greg says:
careful with what you spike it with...i'm a cheap drunk
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
okay. do you want to borrow my keys?
greg says:
teehee..you silly girl...for what?
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
oh, you were being sarcastic.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I mean.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
no reason.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
here, give me your arm.
greg says:
*holds out arm daintilly (sp) *
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*rips it off*
we're going to dance the first prom king's and queen's dance and show them up.
greg says:
with blood squirting the crowd like the shriners on parade day
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
that's right.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
let's get out there and swing dance.
greg says:
lets do this!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*leaps into the air, ready to be caught/flung around/spun in the air*
greg says:
I only have one arm!!!!
greg says:
*screams*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
*collapses on the floor*
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
oh. the dance is over, and I looked like a handicapped bird.
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
you're not much of a dance partner. maybe we can get that accordion player to play us a request.
greg says:
I would stay...but at the stroke of 9 my anus swells and shuts....and since my vagina is a bit...drippy...from my last yeast infection...i must be getting home
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
so you are a woman!
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
well, you can walk. I'm going to go to the Chrysler thing to get my tape deck turned into a pussy eater and pleasure myself with it.
greg says:
...enjoy your night sweetness
Elastic Rabbit Fruit says:
I'll call you.
greg says:
right-o

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