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(Originally posted on: 06-29-04 04:49:07 PM)
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I hate them because i just sat on one of them. Most guys will know that hurts if you do it right.
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Reply 1 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 05:47:12 PM)
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Several years back I was running away from somebody whom I thought was chasing me(I used to live in a ghetto town) and ran into a pole that was leaning slightly.
I think one of my nuts is still squished, it sucks.

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Reply 2 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 05:58:52 PM)
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I hate how your kidneys hurt. Then you get that sick feeling and you want to just vomit and sit down.
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Reply 3 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 06:14:17 PM)
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Good job! coal
I never moved a muscle when you came down.
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Reply 4 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 08:49:36 PM)
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I hate how your kidneys hurt. Then you get that sick feeling and you want to just vomit and sit down.


I couldn't describe it any better.
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Reply 5 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 09:38:15 PM)
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At least there's no blood. I've seen a guy get sacked by a soccer player. He was bleeding like crazy down his leg and was hospitalized for a week. I never saw him again.
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Reply 6 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-29-04 11:09:51 PM)
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I have a friend that played first base in baseball a couple years back, where someone slid into first as he was kneeling down to catch the ball...where the sliding guy proceeded to get my buddy in the balls with his steel cleets. My friend then fell over, blood all over his pants as he just threw up all over himself and on the ground.

Yeah.
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Reply 7 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 12:52:20 AM)
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I am so glad I don't have nuts. Just reading those stories made my ovaries hurt.
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Reply 8 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 03:41:24 AM)
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How do you sit on your nuts the wrong way?
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Reply 9 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 04:35:41 AM)
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Quoted from Angus:
I hate them because i just sat on one of them. Most guys will know that hurts if you do it right.


Ugh, yeah it really hurts when that happens. Better than being kicked there, hard, though like what happened to my Brother.

Quoted from GrahamStokley:
I am so glad I don't have nuts. Just reading those stories made my ovaries hurt.


Luckily for women, whatever else they might have to endure, there's very little chance of having your genitals crushed. or ripped off ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 10 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 06:52:22 AM)
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Luckily for women, whatever else they might have to endure, there's very little chance of having your genitals crushed. or ripped off ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Try having your foot slip while you are one leg over a wooden fence.
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Reply 11 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 08:55:45 AM)
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I was playing a basket game against a german team, and this guy around my size jumped for the basket and i stood in the way(as the only one, i can take some hits), and as he jumped i got his fucking knee in my groin, and i flew out of the court and under our own basket and landed on my back, with my nuts hurting like hell, i started to get the taste of iron in my mouth, and knew it was blood.......


PS. the guy got a free throw.
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Reply 12 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 09:01:55 AM)
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Quoted from Surt:
I was playing a basket game against a german team, and this guy around my size jumped for the basket and i stood in the way(as the only one, i can take some hits), and as he jumped i got his fucking knee in my groin, and i flew out of the court and under our own basket and landed on my back, with my nuts hurting like hell, i started to get the taste of iron in my mouth, and knew it was blood.......


PS. the guy got a free throw.


Did you beat the guy to death with a tire iron after the game?
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"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
"You are one high, studly hunk, Soccy Depp!" - Sunny
"Why the fuck am I being quoted here?" - Emp
"I could eat Soccy up with a spoon." - Danielle
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Reply 13 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 10:07:18 AM)
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Quoted from Smokey:
How do you sit on your nuts the wrong way?


How do you sit on your nuts the right way?
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Reply 14 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 10:11:58 AM)
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How do you sit on your nuts?
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Reply 15 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 12:29:38 PM)
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Last year at band camp this junior percussionist somehow got his balls twisted around inside the scrotum..or something. I couldn't understand the logic, but I guess it just happens er...I don't know.

It was pretty comical though. For the rest of camp he had to sit out of marching practices and after he got home I guess someone untwisted it for him OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?

Throughout camp we'd yell "ADAM POPPED A NUT" as he hobbled by. Oh good times.
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Reply 16 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 03:05:49 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Quoted from Smokey:
How do you sit on your nuts the wrong way?


How do you sit on your nuts the right way?


You sit on your nuts.
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Reply 17 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 03:57:20 PM)
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A guy got run over by a tractor here last year. One of his testicles took up lodging in his stomach for a while. They had to staple it back in his scrotum.
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Reply 18 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 08:23:50 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Quoted from Sith:
Luckily for women, whatever else they might have to endure, there's very little chance of having your genitals crushed. or ripped off ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Try having your foot slip while you are one leg over a wooden fence.

That just made me want to throw up.
Or there's always falling off a horse and landing on a standard whose foot jabs directly into where one of your ovaries is.
I never moved a muscle when you came down.
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Reply 19 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 10:10:55 PM)
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Ive had nuts for 22 years now, and ive spent most of those years sitting. Im still waiting for an explanation of how you sit on one of your nuts.
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Reply 20 of 41 (Originally posted on: 06-30-04 10:36:50 PM)
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Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Last year at band camp this junior percussionist somehow got his balls twisted around inside the scrotum..or something. I couldn't understand the logic, but I guess it just happens er...I don't know.

It was pretty comical though. For the rest of camp he had to sit out of marching practices and after he got home I guess someone untwisted it for him OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?

I'm saying he twisted his vas defrens. I did that once or twice. It just happens if you get in the wrong position. It hurts like hell. I just had to sit there for a while and let it work itself out.
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Reply 21 of 41 (Originally posted on: 07-01-04 12:44:22 AM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Ive had nuts for 22 years now, and ive spent most of those years sitting. Im still waiting for an explanation of how you sit on one of your nuts.


First you have to have fairly big nuts and a sack warm enough that your balls are hanging as low as they go. Then you just practice sitting rapidly until the sack flaps under your ass just before you sit. Then you've sat on your nuts, so you and your now paralyzed body will be spending the next 10-15 minutes on the floor letting out faint broken screams whenever you can manage to make any noise at all.
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Reply 23 of 41 (Originally posted on: 07-12-04 07:38:32 PM)
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Try having your foot slip while you are one leg over a wooden fence.



That isn't exactly pleasant for a male either.
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Reply 24 of 41 (Originally posted on: 07-14-04 04:22:44 PM)
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Quoted from Smokey:
First you have to have fairly big nuts and a sack warm enough that your balls are hanging as low as they go. Then you just practice sitting rapidly until the sack flaps under your ass just before you sit. Then you've sat on your nuts, so you and your now paralyzed body will be spending the next 10-15 minutes on the floor letting out faint broken screams whenever you can manage to make any noise at all.


Thanks Smokey. Now everytime I see a post from you I'll be imagining you with a nutsack down to your knee.... since you speak as though this has happened to you numerous times. Wow. Mental picture I could have lived without.....
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