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Zippo
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(Originally posted on: 06-23-04 09:56:45 AM)
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Make up funny limericks about your fellow forummers.

If you are unfamiliar with limericks, the rhyming scheme is:
A
A
B
B
A

Here's one that I made about Brad (the Baggy one) the other day after he sent one to me via PM:

Brad married Mr. DeWitt,
In Amsterdam where it's legit,
His beloved sipping wine,
They had a good time,
When he bent over it hurt just a bit.
God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
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Reply 1 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 10:19:44 AM)
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here's the one I sent Cathy:

Quote:
Cathy's on of those super girls
who has her hair in brown curls
She's cool as ice
And very nice
With teeth as white as pearls


I don't know why she retaliated the way she did but if there was a way you could take limericks back then I would. *sigh*
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Reply 2 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 10:26:27 AM)
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Brad was very kind gent,
A fine man who was heaven sent,
Then he crossed the line,
With this subtle crime,
And now he must go and repent. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 3 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 10:29:18 AM)
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IF0 is fat
and he sat on a cat
the cat is dead
but now IF0's fed
then we went off and shat.
At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a king.
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When a couple of kids who were up to good started making trouble in my neighborhood

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Reply 4 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 11:20:10 AM)
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There once was a man from HG
Who goes by the name of Soccy
His 'tash is long
And so is his dong
But none of the ladies will see
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Reply 5 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 11:47:10 AM)
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Brittany keeps her sacred virginity
Try to take it and face her hostility
she's only waiting for her perfect man
thick-rimmed glasses and good crying span
misjudged that jock's pretending ability
-Ne con ic noht singan
-Hwre u meaht singan
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Reply 6 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 12:15:37 PM)
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Vervet and Emp, they had their day
A secret that they wouldn't say
But IFO was in distress
19 times, *squish* *squish* Oh Yes
It drove him mad, it drove to betray
Vervet and Emp, two weeks from today
It sent the forum in dismay
For IFO had to address
The 19 times, and with success
it's brought up even everyday.

It had to be said. Eventually...
No offence intended to any of the parties.i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 7 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 12:27:02 PM)
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Sunshine was often verbose
But never so rude as to boast
She ceased to be queen
When the resemblance between
Her and a princess was close.
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Reply 8 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 01:10:19 PM)
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Quoted from Sunshine:
It had to be said. Eventually...

No, it didn't.
[Vervet] OH JUSTIN
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Comment allez-vous ce soir? Je suis comme ci comme a

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Reply 9 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 01:22:49 PM)
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If you can't even
complete this limerick task
why are you posting?

Just because I didn't think I could make it into a limerick.

Sandamnit is quite the crazy
But let none of you call him lazy
he shuts down his site
at least twice a night
his motives are usually hazy.

I LOVE YOU MAN
pool party baby,
it was a cool party.
cool pool party..
falalala!
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 10 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 01:25:34 PM)
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There is a Brad that is Baggy
Cooler than Nova's Maggie
He is so hilarious
he leaves us merrious
but the first post makes him seem faggy.
Witty Tirade: to be fair I'd let brittany give me a rimjob.
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im gay

Reply 11 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 02:03:26 PM)
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There once was a Cherub named Sammy
Whose posts were unusually hammy
He quit, changed his groove
To a new forum he moved
As Pluveto he's our double-whammy


Of late there was drama with Justin
Now try to forget it we must'and
Get on with our day
Ignore who he laid
Before Vervet's temple goes bustin
Stormraider- 73.275% of your daily dose of Cynical Jackass!!
Passionate Apathy: Not just a paradox, but a lifestyle.
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Reply 12 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 03:05:01 PM)
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Quoted from Vervet:
No, it didn't.


Yeah it did.
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Reply 13 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 03:42:38 PM)
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wheezy is a Philly-raised fighting savant
With fists of fury that Bruce Lee would want
There's always a chick
On his Philly-raised dick
So it's no wonder he's so hard to daunt

IF0 has the "i want to fuck Vervet" itch
But he's a disproportionate son of a bitch
A belly so big
That he needs trig
To play with his little friend Rich

Pascal has some major funds to raise
And he knows that crime is what pays
Chilling in cloud city
With a little Star Wars bitty
Trying to avoid the Death Star's rays
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Reply 14 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 04:23:40 PM)
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There once was a fellow named Stormy
Who got into quarrels quite thorny
Always the dissenter
He left Emp, his mentor
And we're all impressed by his journey.
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Reply 15 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 06:27:18 PM)
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Umm...I got carried away I think. And butchered the rhyme scheme.

DEATH OF A FATTY:

IF0 was a really big man
He could hold the world in his sweaty fat hand
He fell in love
His heart did soar
For a red headed conceited grammar whore
However, IF0 just wasn't her type
It was self absorbed four eyed geeks she did like
So she met up with Emp and they broke out the keg
In gross nerdy passion she opened her legs
19 times he stuck his nerd dick in
They both figured each time was the end
He ejaculated prematurely
And He bragged so surely

IF0's grease clogged heart shattered
His fat face wet with tears
His life no longer mattered
So he made a heated over dramatic thread
To cool off his really fat head
Though for his thoughts noone offered a penny
So as the voices insist
He slit his fat wrists
With a steak knife he stole from dennys
"I gave her the love that she lacked
Then she stabbed me in my hairy fat back"
His words fell flat
From this world he departed
A tragic end to what nerdy virgin geek sex started
IF0 bled to death broken hearted

~fin~
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Reply 16 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:25:59 PM)
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Smokey was banned, never to return
His mere name caused Jeff's rage to burn
But one sunny day, in the IRC
Jeff relented, quite abnormally
Thus Smokey returned, his wit as strong as iron.

Well after Vervet and Emp did the deed
IF0 broke their trust with great speed
Some were shocked, some felt sick
Others thought IF0 was purely a dick
In the end, "a dick indeed," most agreed.

This is the story of IF0
A young man with quite the apetito
His gluttony knows no bounds
He continues to pile on the pounds
Look out, he's after your burrito!
Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.
This reply was last edited on 06-24-04 03:41:10 PM by flaming arrow.
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Reply 17 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:40:22 PM)
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FA hates the Lord
FA has a sword
FA hates me
I hate me
We now Have an accord

BRILLIANT!
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Reply 18 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:42:55 PM)
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Burn doesn't rhyme with iron.
"Evil is a point of view. God kills and so shall we; indiscriminately. He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the stinking limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms."
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Reply 19 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:45:59 PM)
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More iron wit...

Reinhard insults Drahnier
Reihnhard bitch slaps Drahnier
Drahnier hates Reinhard
Drahnier will kill Reinhard
Reinhard loves Drahnier
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Reply 20 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:50:08 PM)
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Don't tell everyone about the bitch slapping man. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

They'll laugh at me.
"Evil is a point of view. God kills and so shall we; indiscriminately. He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the stinking limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms."
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Reply 21 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-23-04 08:53:15 PM)
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Quoted from anaemic royalty:
Burn doesn't rhyme with iron.


They both end in an "ern" sound.
Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.
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Reply 22 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-24-04 01:03:21 AM)
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It has more syllables than burn so it doesn't sound good.
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Reply 23 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-24-04 01:47:04 AM)
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Quoted from Smokey:
It has more syllables than burn so it doesn't sound good.


Fuck you! It was hard.
Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.
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Reply 24 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-24-04 02:34:28 AM)
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Quote:
Smokey was banned, never to return
His mere name caused Jeff's rage to burn
But one sunny day, in the IRC
Jeff relented, quite abnormally
Thus Smokey returned.


Could have stopped there.
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