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(Originally posted on: 06-10-04 10:55:33 AM)
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I REQUEST A "SUPER FUCKING COOL" THREAD TAG BECAUSE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT!

YEAH! WOO! SUPER COOL! EVERYONE PARTY!
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Reply 1 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:11:27 AM)
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So, Father's Day is June 20. Want some condoms?
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<PR> NO DUDE IT RULES
<PR> and if her insurance covers it, aborted
<PR> if it doesnt, we get the money and aborted
<Nova||Raking> Ah, nice. How much is abortion down there?
<PR> 300, i think.
<PR> the hits just keep on fucking coming.


Nevermind.
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Reply 2 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:27:02 AM)
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I am sorry PR. Give me your address and I will send you a bottle of Everclear.
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Reply 3 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:39:04 AM)
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Aw, look at the proud father
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Reply 4 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:56:05 AM)
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At least he'll have a cool dad?

Oh I'd hide this thread from him though, or alternatively don't ever teach him about sarcasm.

I know it's a boy.
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Reply 5 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:59:10 AM)
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fuse a guitar to his hip so he'll be forced to learn
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Reply 6 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 12:03:13 PM)
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You can use your kid to pick up chics. Take him to the park. Women dig the noble, single father vibe.
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Reply 7 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 12:11:29 PM)
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fuse a guitar to his hip so he'll be forced to learn

Best idea ever.
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Reply 8 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 12:35:19 PM)
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It takes a village to raise a child.

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Reply 9 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 12:36:37 PM)
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Well congrats. I wouldn't abort it unless it is going to harm her physically. Take responsibility for your actions and all that, and most of all, go with the guitar idea. Have it ready 9 months from now and make sure the doctor is ready to fuse it to him.

If it should turn out to be a her, well, then I'm terribly sorry. Instead, get her breast implants right away. I hear kids are starting earlier and earlier these days kekeke u give soj???
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Reply 10 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 12:37:25 PM)
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Looks like a marriage isn't too far off in the distance, PR.

Aw, shucks. You inviting the INTL crew?

(Seriously, things will be better in a month or two; wait for this ordeal to solve itself--which it will once they let a little air in)
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Reply 11 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 04:35:06 PM)
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A friend of mine had twins in April. When something like this happens you either become a deadbeat or you become a man. Having a child drastically changes you fundamentally as a person...

Good luck.
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Reply 12 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 05:15:13 PM)
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I wouldn't abort it unless it is going to harm her physically. Take responsibility for your actions and all that


That seems somewhat naive and unfair to Mike.
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Reply 13 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 05:25:36 PM)
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When something like this happens you either become a deadbeat or you become a man.


Could not have been put any better.
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Reply 14 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 05:46:04 PM)
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When something like this happens you either become a deadbeat or you become a man.


Could not have been put any better.


Yes this is quite true.

If I were her (and I'm not saying it's not the same for you) but this would be THE most single terrifying thing in my life. If someone told me today "You have cancer and you're dying" I would be slightly less scared than if someone said "You are pregnant."

I'm not exactly for abortion, but it's an option. Anyway I'm sure you didn't make the thread for advice. I would say I hope it all goes well, but "well" is a relative term, what you might want to happen I might not think is the best thing, or vice versa. So I hope whatever happens works out. ..well.
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Reply 15 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 08:56:04 PM)
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My girlfriend is a milf and she has a daughter. Having the kid could be difficult, but life won't be impossible.
But, now you should make a SUGGESTIONS FOR NAMES FOR MY BABY thread!
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Reply 16 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 11:27:44 PM)
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Check RS.
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Reply 17 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 12:20:45 AM)
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Find a way for an unemployed guy and a girl with two jobs that don't pay more than $6.50/hr each before taxes that can't pay her rent or bills without a struggle could properly care for anyone and I'll give you nine Nobel Prizes.
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Reply 18 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 12:49:36 AM)
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Find a way for an unemployed guy and a girl with two jobs that don't pay more than \$6.50/hr each before taxes that can't pay her rent or bills without a struggle could properly care for anyone and I'll give you nine Nobel Prizes.
Ask Jesus to take care of the kid. He's the one who wants all the little shits around in the first place.
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Reply 19 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 03:21:41 AM)
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Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
Find a way for an unemployed guy and a girl with two jobs that don't pay more than \$6.50/hr each before taxes that can't pay her rent or bills without a struggle could properly care for anyone and I'll give you nine Nobel Prizes.



how about you start by getting a job?
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Reply 20 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 03:57:08 AM)
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It's not like I haven't been trying. Not many places around here are hiring. I think I'm getting a job where my friend Dom works, though.
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Reply 21 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 04:02:12 AM)
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Is she going to abort it, at any rate?
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Reply 22 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 04:21:37 AM)
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Aye.
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Reply 23 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 04:32:40 AM)
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Condom accident?
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Reply 24 of 44 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 08:16:03 AM)
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Life's a bummer, when you're hummer
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