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(Originally posted on: 06-07-04 09:42:38 PM)
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As I sit here typing, my little brother is standing in my doorway “doing the robot” and other various and a sundry moves to “I believe in a thing called love.”
Now he’s playing air guitar, but for the most part, when I turn my head to the computer, I can’t see his ridiculously embarrassing “moves.” See, the hair blocks the peripheral vision. Wonderful! Now if I can do something to block out that hideous noise he makes when he’s humping the air while hitting way way way above those high notes.


Why do you love your long hair?
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Reply 1 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-07-04 10:21:56 PM)
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I love my long hair because it keeps my head nice and toasty in the winter. I also love it because I think I look a lot better with it.
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Reply 2 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-07-04 10:38:38 PM)
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Reply 3 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-07-04 10:42:06 PM)
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brittany says it makes me look like a handsome emo prince 8-)
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Reply 4 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 12:29:07 AM)
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I hate my long hair because it blocks my perhiperal vision and I keep losing fights. The only reason I have it is so I can cut it off and tie it into a rope, in which case I'll always win.
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Reply 5 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 03:01:08 AM)
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Long hair is for breeders.
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Reply 6 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 03:15:21 AM)
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Quoted from TRC:
As I sit here typing, my little brother is standing in my doorway “doing the robot” and other various and a sundry moves to “I believe in a thing called love.”
Now he’s playing air guitar, but for the most part, when I turn my head to the computer, I can’t see his ridiculously embarrassing “moves.” See, the hair blocks the peripheral vision. Wonderful! Now if I can do something to block out that hideous noise he makes when he’s humping the air while hitting way way way above those high notes.


Why do you love your long hair?


Long hair is a liability. Don't you know that the enemy could easily sneak up from behind you, grab you by the hair and then slit your throat?!
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Reply 7 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 03:48:14 AM)
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Because it's the only way I can look even somewhat attractive.
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Reply 8 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 04:35:04 AM)
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Because it's the only way I can look even somewhat attractive.

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Reply 9 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 06:20:59 AM)
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Because when my fingers get bored, I can easily slip some locks in between them and twirl.
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Reply 10 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 07:38:56 AM)
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I look better with it.
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Reply 11 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 08:55:40 AM)
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Because the police don't mistake me for a neo-nazi when it's long.
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Reply 12 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 09:20:39 AM)
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Reply 13 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 10:12:14 AM)
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Because I look horrendous with short hair.
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Reply 14 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 10:33:11 AM)
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Well, yeah, I also look terrible and like a little boy without it.
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Reply 15 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 11:38:34 AM)
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Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
Because it's the only way I can look even somewhat attractive.


Plus it's easier for me to maintain when I have it. Short hair always stands up and often requires gel and what not. Long hair just needs a brush every now and then and you can shake it to make it go back to normal.
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Reply 16 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 12:39:46 PM)
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Quoted from New Emp:
brittany says it makes me look like a handsome emo prince 8-)

Stop putting words in my mouth.


I love my long hair because it hides my face.
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Reply 17 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 02:10:03 PM)
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Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Quoted from New Emp:
brittany says it makes me look like a handsome emo prince 8-)

Stop putting words in my mouth.


yeah, and i bet the holocaust never happened either
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Reply 18 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 02:14:46 PM)
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Quoted from Arnok:
Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
Because it's the only way I can look even somewhat attractive.


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Reply 19 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 02:41:38 PM)
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Well, yeah, I also look terrible and like a little boy without it.

This is me i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 20 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 02:47:54 PM)
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Hot short-haired Amelia:


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Reply 21 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 03:06:59 PM)
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That doesn't look like short hair.

This does:


Notice how I look to be about the age of four.
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Reply 22 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 03:59:05 PM)
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Quoted from Arnok:
Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
Because it's the only way I can look even somewhat attractive.


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Reply 23 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 06:15:45 PM)
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Quoted from TRC:
Well, yeah, I also look terrible and like a little boy without it.


Yeah, well with it you look like the daughter on Grace Under Fire.
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Reply 24 of 40 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 06:37:02 PM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
I love my long hair because it keeps my head nice and toasty in the winter. I also love it because I think I look a lot better with it.


This about sums it up for me. I love my long hair. It was amazing though that I have to put up with so much shit from everyone in my school. In a school with 1500 kids, I swear there may be half a dozen with long hair. Many people are just too afraid to try it. For all of you out there considering it after reading this thread: it pays dividends, trust me.
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