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(Originally posted on: 06-05-04 01:22:17 AM)
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I mean, really, if I wanted something fake, I'd go here:
http://realdoll.com/(NWS)
They may be pricy, but are certainly competitive with the realy thing when considered on a TCO basis.

Anyway, I just hate fake...anything, on women. Fake boobs, clownface makeup, eyebrows that are shaved and then painted back on, etc. Aguilera demonstrates both of these faux pas quite nicely here (NWS):

http://jomsborg.saw.net/~trav/misc/christina%20aguilera.jpg

I'd rather see your oozing pimples than gratuitous makeup. I'd rather see your flapjacks hanging by your knees than a hint of silicon or saline. I'd rather see a unibrow than shaved eyebrows.

And yes, I know most average women out there don't care what some loser on the net thinks. Good, you shouldn't, because this probably doesn't apply to you anyway.

However, when I'm buying my next porno, paying for erotic web content (yes I have actually done this before), or ogling your tits while being entranced by music I'd otherwise find unlistenable, keep this shit in mind. Because as a pathetic geek who can't get any, appealing to my perverted and picky sexual tastes == more money for you.

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Reply 1 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 09:59:33 AM)
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I agree. Getting implants when there's no need is stupid.

Also, why the fuck do women shave off their eyebrows and paint them back on? Is there even a fucking point behind that? Are you gonna shave off all your other hair and paint it back on as well? It's not like you can't fucking tell the eyebrows are fake. It's bloody obvious, even from a good distance away. So why? WHY?!
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Reply 2 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 11:02:34 AM)
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beacuse its fasionable, phil.
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Reply 3 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 11:53:29 AM)
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It is because when we evolved better reason based parts of our brain, it was cheaper to just make the whole thing large. Kinda like if you need a larger thumb just make the whole hand as large. Sadly the emotional and irrational parts got enlarged too. I blame this on evolution taking a shortcut.

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Reply 4 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 06:09:51 PM)
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With eyebrows, someone who plucks them to look fashionable or whatever, makes a mistake and takes too much out, then they might not grow back, so they shave them all off and just settle with drawing them on.
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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 06:46:21 PM)
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Women should do whatever they can to attract me. Except this. I hear that alot of girls are beginning to put pads in their jeans so that their butts look big, round, and delicious. Now if i pick up a girl with big tits, and later find that it was just a wonderbra illusion, oh well. Butt padded jeans is despicable.
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Reply 6 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 10:47:08 PM)
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I have a really big problem with the makeup thing. It just looks so...grotesquely trampy.


But I really really hate the airbrushed photos. I feel like I'm jerking off to photoshop.
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Reply 7 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 11:09:49 PM)
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I can deal with the physical aspect of implants, it's just that the type of girl to get them isn't usually the type of person who I'd want to spend non-sex time with.

As for make-up, girls do look better with it; so as long as it's less than Mimi from Drew Carey, I can live with it.

Drawn-on eyebrows (or anything, for that matter) is just plain weird though.
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Reply 8 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-05-04 11:31:00 PM)
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try touching a set of fake boobs, takes the fun right out of everything.
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Reply 9 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-06-04 02:08:30 PM)
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Reply 10 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-06-04 05:35:23 PM)
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I, also, hate fake breasts. With a passion.
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Reply 11 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-06-04 10:42:55 PM)
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I don't see fake breasts around here. I'm thinking I should be happy about this.
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Reply 12 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-08-04 07:55:27 PM)
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Fake boobs can be fun, as long as you aren't going from a C to a DD. It's pointless.
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Reply 13 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-09-04 01:44:45 AM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
I hear that alot of girls are beginning to put pads in their jeans so that their butts look big, round, and delicious.


God, please tell me your joking. That's fucking TERRIBLE. I don't see what the big deal with large asses is anyway but this is fucking ridiculous. A while back they had spandex pants with a string that went between one's asscheeks that you could pull on to adjust the level of the wedgie it gives you. I thought that was pretty bad, but it's got nothing on this crap...
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Reply 14 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-09-04 02:29:22 PM)
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Nothing beats a big meaty ass, Vash. I'd be more pissed to discover that it was a pad. I'd be like "What the fuck! Where did your ass go?"
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Reply 15 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 02:52:06 PM)
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Quote:
Nothing beats a big meaty ass, Vash.


I refuse to believe that you're a black man.

Tits: I really don't care if they're real or not, as long as it's not ridiculous. If you go up a cup size and it looks alright, fine.

Ass: I like asses. I don't like the idea of a padded jean-ass.

Eyebrows: Girls can look really hot if they shave/pluck and do a nice job. Some girls don't need to. I do not like when they shave them all off and draw them back on.
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Reply 16 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 04:01:40 PM)
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Eh, I hate fake appearance in general. Just look like yourself, for gods' sake.
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Reply 17 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-10-04 04:04:59 PM)
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Quoted from Vash The Stampede:
Quoted from Shady Milkman:
I hear that alot of girls are beginning to put pads in their jeans so that their butts look big, round, and delicious.


God, please tell me your joking. That's fucking TERRIBLE. I don't see what the big deal with large asses is anyway but this is fucking ridiculous. A while back they had spandex pants with a string that went between one's asscheeks that you could pull on to adjust the level of the wedgie it gives you. I thought that was pretty bad, but it's got nothing on this crap...

Apparently it was a fad in Brazil to have plastic surgery done on the ass...
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Reply 18 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-11-04 05:52:08 PM)
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I think it would be kind of funny to make your butt look like a face.

At the same time, really stupid, and freaking uncomfortable in pants of any sort.
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Reply 19 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-12-04 08:53:51 PM)
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Quoted from Shady:
I hear that alot of girls are beginning to put pads in their jeans so that their butts look big, round, and delicious.

There are people in my school that do this. I try to distance myself from them as much as possible, though I'd like to know how they change clothes for gym class without other girls finding out.
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Reply 20 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-13-04 05:45:02 AM)
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Everything everyone's mentioned in this thread so far are examples of fashion run rampant. Obviously, when somebody is so concerned about being sexy or attractive that they've got to go and alter their physical appearance or at least appear to have done it, it's nothing short of utter rediculousness. I wonder if the next big thing will be for people to wear enormous sexy robotic exoskeletons everywhere as to conceal entirely their "unnattractive" real selves.

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Reply 21 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-13-04 05:43:53 PM)
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Quoted from Spiff:
I wonder if the next big thing will be for people to wear enormous sexy robotic exoskeletons everywhere as to conceal entirely their "unnattractive" real selves.


I hope so!!</excited>
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Reply 22 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-13-04 05:55:15 PM)
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Heh. Yeah, I guess it would be kinda cool to have a robotic exoskeleton. Still, it would suck to live in a society where your whole worth as a human being was judged by how sexy it was.

Anyway, as I was saying: Bah!
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Reply 23 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-13-04 06:59:18 PM)
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Quoted from Spiff:
Still, it would suck to live in a society where your whole worth as a human being was judged by how sexy it was.

It kinda already is, in some ways.
I concur with you, Spiff. Bah!
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Reply 24 of 34 (Originally posted on: 06-13-04 07:21:10 PM)
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i have a bigger mecha-penis than you do. haha!
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