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jimmy
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I am really bad at giving custom titles and, well, the internet in general tbqh

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With the reinstatement of changeable custom titles, it has become quite apparent that the majority of title-givers have no sense of humor whatsoever. Some of you seem to be borderline retarded. Post your least favorite custom titles that you've seen. Here are some of mine:

DON'T MAKE TITLES LIKE THESE:

Ztolk - I'm 28 years old. - This person loses 5908 points for subtlety/originality. Yes, we know Ztolk looks old. Saying it in his custom title does not make it humorous.

asthetik - Can´t understand that some people are not dealers
- Well apparently this person desperately wanted *everyone* to know that he can't understand that some people are not dealers. How can a title like this ever seem like a good idea?

Baggy Brad - HERE COMES BRADZILLA, WHO LIKES TO SPAM IN TEZ
- This is like an unfunny attempt to make a moderator-esque custom title with the red and the bold and so on. Who would possibly care what Brad does in TEZ? I sure don't.

Zippo - Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! What? I like pee. - This falls far short of the best urine-related custom title ever, dufus' "Golden Shower God." As it stands, it's juvenile...and not the funny juvenile, but the really annoying 9-year-old kid juvenile.

Flaming Arrow - Hi, Im an admin AND I'm a Sandnigger! - Hey, I was wondering what that "administrator" shit under his name meant. Now I know. Oh, and he's a sandnigger, too? This must be hilarious, because it informs us of the obvious *AND* uses a racial epithet in the same sentence. I obviously was mistaken in using this as a bad example.

Socratieus - I need to fucking buy Firefly - The "Send PM" button is directly next to the "Change Title" button. Fucking use it.

Dimi - OK WE GET IT PEACH LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY SHUTUP DIMI - See above.

anaemic royalty - that's right - Ok, thanks.

Fully_Completely - Billy i'm a serial-killer :)

- Who gives a fuck, really?

Zippo
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
Baggy Brad - HERE COMES BRADZILLA, WHO LIKES TO SPAM IN TEZ
- This is like an unfunny attempt to make a moderator-esque custom title with the red and the bold and so on. Who would possibly care what Brad does in TEZ? I sure don't.

I do.

I added the "WHO LIKES TO SPAM IN TEZ," and I never claimed to be funny for doing so.

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Skizzles
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Okay, Okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!

I <3 you too.

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My title is quite kick ass since it goes with my avatar. Whoever gave me this title gets a +k if they reveal themself.

Yeah...

jimmy
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I am really bad at giving custom titles and, well, the internet in general tbqh

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Quoted from Skizzles:
My title is quite kick ass since it goes with my avatar. Whoever gave me this title gets a +k if they reveal themself.

I was on the fence about using yours as a bad example, but it grew on me.

Skizzles
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Okay, Okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!

I <3 you too.

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To this date, I have only given out one custom title. I always find myself clicking the change title button with some great idea in my head, and then as I am typing it in the box, I get a discouraged look on my face and think "oh, that's actually not that funny" and I then x out mozilla and cry myself to sleep for not being creative.

Yeah...

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Yeah, fuck those title-giving bastards, eh?

At least people are using the damn thing.

This government had an idea, and parliament made it law. Seems like it's illegal, to fight for the union anymore.

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This is why I refrain from giving titles.

However, I think the zippo one was a quote from the dream thread, not sure.

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Do me, huggy bear!

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I gave Asthetik the title because because I wanted to remember him that I think he's a moron because of a conversation we had at the IRC, in which he made annoying and retarded coke yokes about me. I didnt want the title to make you laugh Jimmy.

I like the title I have, but I know the Baboon is an idiot : ( .

In conclussion, Jimmy, shut the fuck up.

Edit: lol new title. Its less fun than the other.

<Zippo> there was a guy who was listed in the phone book named elmer fudd
<kita> brb
<Trfzt> lol
<kita> dishes
<Zippo> we used to call him and ask if it was rabbit season

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Drah's is cool, you just don't get it, man.

And, yes, mine does suck. Blame Boo, that little twat.

Yeah you know if the owner of this website got the isp number all the person has to do is to report to the isp provider of the poster who is doing that and they can find out who it is.

Then charges can be brought. The FBI will get involved.

Sixten Sparre
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nobody wants your 'help', you bitter old idiot

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Quoted from Lord Devon:
However, I think the zippo one was a quote from the dream thread, not sure.

Yeah, that's what Zippo was yelling in a dream I had. I think the title is slightly redeemed if you get the referance.

Full bottle in front of me. Time to roll up my sleeves and get to work, and after many glasses of work I get paid in the brain.

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I should die

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maybe someday we'll all be hilarious like you, jimmy

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Oh stop being bitter. Thanks to Nova I am forever stuck with this large font reminder that I live in Nova Scotia.

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I liked asthetik's when it was something about mixing tracks and vrrooooming.

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asthetik
I SHOULD READ THE HALL OF REJECTS MORE OFTEN!

making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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I gave Asthetik the title because because I wanted to remember him that I think he's a moron because of a conversation we had at the IRC, in which he made annoying and retarded coke yokes about me. I didnt want the title to make you laugh Jimmy.

Right back at you, champ.

asthetik - year 04/05

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This Thread = Hilarious

and maybe also slightly hypocritical?

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LBH was here.

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Whoever did mine couldn't manage a short sentence without a typo or with correct grammar (quoted in case it changes): Fat and stupid pizza face who has no life and scares babiea and that is fat.

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Is "babiea" labia + blood type?

I'm stupid and I don't know what my custom title means. I also have no motivation to figure it out.

Most of the ones I've given out are corny.

I missed the last bus
I'll take the next train
I try, but you see
It's hard to explain

Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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I like my custom title. I think it was clever. Whoever made it deserves a sticker.

-"You remind me of someone... my sister, whom I was separated from at birth!"
-"Do you have a locket?"
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I'm stupid and I don't know what my custom title means. I also have no motivation to figure it out.

There's probably a 90% chance it's been given to you by Surt, not because it's in Danish, but just the unfunny factor in general.

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Quoted from Lord Devon:
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I'm stupid and I don't know what my custom title means. I also have no motivation to figure it out.

There's probably a 90% chance it's been given to you by Surt, not because it's in Danish, but just the unfunny factor in general.

Yeah. I think Surt gave Couldbeme her's as well.

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I'm stupid and I don't know what my custom title means. I also have no motivation to figure it out.

Haha, i hadn't noticed that.
It must be surt.

It means "i am a negro-ball", which is a Swedish/Danish/Scandinavian word for those little balls of chocolate that are rolled in sugar or coconut flakes.

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There's probably a 90% chance it's been given to you by Surt, not because it's in Danish, but just the unfunny factor in general.

How the hell do you know what it means?

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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Is mine funny?

I need jimmy to tell me if mine's funny.

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Mine was cleverly applied, given the group tag. Well played, whoever.

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Quoted from Lord Devon:
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I'm stupid and I don't know what my custom title means. I also have no motivation to figure it out.

There's probably a 90% chance it's been given to you by Surt, not because it's in Danish, but just the unfunny factor in general.

Yeah, cause you are so funny, shitlip......

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