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(Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:31:00 PM)
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On my last day in Virginia (Wednesday), I was feeling pretty down, so I asked Vervet (played by Amelia Swaff) to dress up like an emo and be sad with me. She assented.



Here she is unhappy that photos are being taken.



Here, Amelia sports a darling sweater vest, long-sleeve unisex shirt from T.J. Maxx, short brown hair and thick-rimmed glasses in a rare moment of perky self-confidence.



Sadness is afoot! Why, perhaps she has lost her black utility bag embroidered with a pink skull-and-crossbones Good Charlotte logo which she purchased at Hot Topic for $8.99 with her dad's credit card. Or perhaps her back has not enough plastic buttons bearing the logos to bands in which she is interested, such as Linkin Park, Less than Jake, Bright Eyes, and Dashboard Confessional.



Here is a facial close-up, which emos define as "artistic."
Tears are gently rolling down the right side of her face on the left hand ridge of her cheek like sweat from a glacier on a warm spring day gently rolls down the slope of a mountain toward the torrent below that is the Ohio River.



Here Amelia ponders what to write in her black-and-white composition notebook with the white parts filled in mostly with a black sharpie. The left area of the pensive mind never rests!



Here Amelia is distressed over getting a "C" in poetry class because her teacher just doesn't understand.



In this Parthian shot, Amelia gently sucks a flavourful cigarette she stole from her mom's purse.



Coming up in a later reply: Ketchup Packet Surt and more.
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Reply 1 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:32:43 PM)
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I've never looked so terrible in my life. Holy fuck.

Yes I have.

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Reply 2 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:34:03 PM)
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the rims of those glasses aren't sufficiently thick. i do protest the validity of her emo-ness!
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Reply 3 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:36:16 PM)
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the rims of those glasses aren't sufficiently thick. i do protest the validity of her emo-ness!


Trust me, they're acceptable. I passed that by the survey board and it meets their standards.

The relative thinness of the frame is made up for by the unnecessary protrusions at the joints, making them similar to cat glasses.
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Reply 4 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:37:30 PM)
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Emp is slowly going crazy

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 switch

Crazy going slowly is he

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Yeah, honestly I don't see how these pictures would be overly flattering. They're not horrible, but no offense, I've seen much better pictures of Vervet.
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Reply 6 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:38:18 PM)
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Less than Jake


That Jake is never happy. First he has to be superior, then he has to rub it in.
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Reply 7 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:39:54 PM)
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Yeah, honestly I don't see how these pictures would be overly flattering. They're not horrible, but no offense, I've seen much better pictures of Vervet.
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Agreed completely. I had just woken up, and I wasn't ready.
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Reply 8 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:45:02 PM)
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Fuck that. You're no longer an admin now.

Where's Zippo?
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Reply 9 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:50:02 PM)
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AHHHHHAHAHAHAH.

that aside. you look exactly like a girl i used to know in madison.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 10 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:53:00 PM)
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Trust me, they're acceptable. I passed that by the survey board and it meets their standards.
which translates roughly as "they belong to me, and i don't want to lose my emo-cred--which does in fact rely on thick-rimmed black glasses. despite attempting to mock myself in this thread in an attempt to placate those who think i'm a posturing, sanctimonious, lyrically-obtuse wanker, i have in fact managed only to call attention to the crucial failings inherent within my apparently precise dress-sense." which translates roughly as "bother needs some sleep."
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Reply 11 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 08:59:57 PM)
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Those pants are lacking in emo-ness.
I'm ashamed for emo kids everywhere. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see.
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Reply 12 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:02:22 PM)
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Those pants are lacking in emo-ness.
I'm ashamed for emo kids everywhere. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Oh please, do you think I'm actually emo? Look at how terrible those pictures are.

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Reply 13 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:04:31 PM)
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Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Those pants are lacking in emo-ness.
I'm ashamed for emo kids everywhere. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Oh please, do you think I'm actually emo? Look at how terrible those pictures are.

You look gorgeous despite the un-emo pants.
Let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see.
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Reply 14 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:06:48 PM)
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In picture two you look like Arnok. Arnok isn't emo.
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Reply 15 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:06:56 PM)
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Trust me, they're acceptable. I passed that by the survey board and it meets their standards.
which translates roughly as "they belong to me, and i don't want to lose my emo-cred--which does in fact rely on thick-rimmed black glasses. despite attempting to mock myself in this thread in an attempt to placate those who think i'm a posturing, sanctimonious, lyrically-obtuse wanker, i have in fact managed only to call attention to the crucial failings inherent within my apparently precise dress-sense." which translates roughly as "bother needs some sleep."


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Reply 16 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:08:46 PM)
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Quoted from bother:
Quote:
Trust me, they're acceptable. I passed that by the survey board and it meets their standards.
which translates roughly as "they belong to me, and i don't want to lose my emo-cred--which does in fact rely on thick-rimmed black glasses. despite attempting to mock myself in this thread in an attempt to placate those who think i'm a posturing, sanctimonious, lyrically-obtuse wanker, i have in fact managed only to call attention to the crucial failings inherent within my apparently precise dress-sense." which translates roughly as "bother needs some sleep."


Which translates to get the fuck out of my thread.

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Those pants are lacking in emo-ness.
I'm ashamed for emo kids everywhere.


Seconded. We should've had her in brown courderoys or tight dark jeans four to six inches too short. But she was whiny and didn't want to remove her trousers.

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Fuck that. You're no longer an admin now.

Where's Zippo?


found her


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Reply 17 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:20:12 PM)
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I'm cryin' on the inside.
[21:54] <IF0> the room is only really alive if zippo is here.
[21:54] <IF0> otherwise all these pussies idle.
[21:54] <Ztolk> I can be your Zippo
[21:55] <IF0> your voice probly isn't as sexy.
[21:55] <IF0> and your ass isn't as curvy.
[21:55] <IF0> and your tits aren't as large.
[21:55] <IF0> and you don't suck as good a dick.
[21:55] <IF0> plus i don't wanna bone you.
[21:55] <FlamingArrow> Wow, way to break down a man's spirit.
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Reply 18 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:22:35 PM)
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Let's see those tears, JEW!
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Reply 19 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:33:10 PM)
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Quick, say something tear-evoking. How about:

Let my people go!
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Reply 20 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:35:10 PM)
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I have TWO PAIRS of emo glasses.





Man I'm ready to just write some really whiney, bad music now.
Let's hear what you think of me now,
But baby don't look up,
The sky is falling.
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Reply 21 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:38:36 PM)
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WHAT, WHAT?
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Reply 22 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:40:43 PM)
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Ahahahahahahahah, fucking hilarious Vervet i'm a serial-killer :)i'm a serial-killer :)i'm a serial-killer :)i'm a serial-killer :)
Let's hear what you think of me now,
But baby don't look up,
The sky is falling.
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Reply 23 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 09:42:02 PM)
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haha! now that's what i call emotional.
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Reply 24 of 62 (Originally posted on: 04-17-04 10:12:41 PM)
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oh god, dont tempt me...I have such wonderful bottlecap, black rimmed glasses here..
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