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From this day forward, Emp House is on Dodecatuple-Secret Probation.

I am dead.

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(Originally posted on: 04-07-04 01:37:26 AM)
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I arrived in Chicago tonight after driving for nearly three hours through Indiana, which, Jeff, you should be ashamed of. The woman at the Radison in Toledo from which I departed gave me a full refund for the night I would not use.

I arrived in Chicago at about nine p.m., and besides a Vegas-style tollboth and a stream of headlights across what is referred to as a "skyway," (funny, the only "skyway" we have in Tampa is a suspension bridge spanning Tampa Bay, a wonderful excuse for a metropolis) the first thing I saw were beautiful skyscrapers. I got lost briefly, during when I got an amazing view of these massive constructs, fully-lighted, towering over cornfields and the interstates that peer through them.

I rode U.S. 41 up the shore of what I'm told is Lake Michigan, streetlights every few feet and headlights on either side. And I could look up and see those skyscrapers, huge buildings. I mean, we have skyscrapers in Tampa, but they're nothing compared to this, really.

But even more, the skyscrapers in Tampa, like the bank building and that other bank building, they're bunched together in downtown. But in Chicago, there's all these miniature skyscrapers, office and residential buildings 5-10 stories high crowding every "block." And at night, the lights are on in some of the rooms, and you can see the people inside. And these lights are scattered like a checkerboard, just like in the pictures of cities.

And it's so crowded here. In some neighbourhoods, black people just seem to walk in front of moving cars. The interstates are crowded, the curbs are filled with chains of vehicles, and the transportation situation here is so precarious. Think if every other person in Beijing had a car. I found Chris' place by his address and foolishly thought that, as in Florida, when you drive to an address, you're actually driving to a parking space as well. In Florida at least every location has a sizeable lot with white and blue lines to leave your vehicle in. Not so here at least. There are curbs and you're supposed to sort of reverse into them.

It's just so strange here. You sort of get a feel for what the hell that book A Tree Grows in Brooklyn is talking about. There is a little dirt, a little grass, and a few trees beside the sidewalks. No palm trees lining median strips or king sagos set in islands in rolling yardscapes. No orange trees even. Maybe some corn, out in the country, but that's about it.

My God, the skyscrapers and the buildings, it's such a surreal atmosphere. It's like SimCity 3000 and then SimTower. And to think there's snow in the winter and to think nobody I've spoken with, sans fellow Florida expatriates, have even known what a lovebug is. To see skyscrapers and thin-laned highways and so much pavement in one night. Such an odd damn place, Chicago.
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Reply 1 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 01:42:50 AM)
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None of our buildings even come close to scraping the sky.

Take some photos please.

And answer my questions from 12 hours ago.
That was the hospital lab with the report from the blood test that they did on Whitney last night. There wasn’t any alcohol in Whitney's system last night. It was drugs. You were high on drugs last night. I knew it was drugs. I knew it.
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Reply 2 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 01:43:10 AM)
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His name is nimo.
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From this day forward, Emp House is on Dodecatuple-Secret Probation.

I am dead.

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Reply 3 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 01:53:14 AM)
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[nimo]

omg pictures dudes





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Reply 4 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 01:59:29 AM)
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Emp, why are you hugging the nimo and not the girl? she has emo glasses.
That was the hospital lab with the report from the blood test that they did on Whitney last night. There wasn’t any alcohol in Whitney's system last night. It was drugs. You were high on drugs last night. I knew it was drugs. I knew it.
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Reply 5 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:02:09 AM)
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Emp, are you doing an INTL world tour?

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Reply 6 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:03:46 AM)
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Hehe, nimo looks like he's about to spit.

Who's the chick?

And take pictures of the city, too.

P.S. You could have come here when you visited Vervet, but I don't feel like cleaning my room, being hospitable, cleaning my room, showing you just how crappy a small town is, etc.
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Reply 7 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:09:19 AM)
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Hehe, nimo looks like he's about to spit.


nimo spits like a fucking camel.

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Who's the chick?


Wu's girl, obviously.
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Reply 8 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:30:37 AM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Emp, why are you hugging the nimo and not the girl? she has emo glasses.


Little known fact: emo girls don't like emo guys. That's why emo guys are so heartbroken and cry all the time, because their girls don't like them. No, the emo girls go for asshole guys, (mostly punk, sometimes goth) and the guys don't like them because they think brown hair and nerdy glasses are unattractive, so they quote Bright Eyes in their livejournals and cry. Lots.

It is a cycle of pain and sadness and tears and regret that has effectively halted all emo progress and crippled the emo community for years now.

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Reply 9 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:41:50 AM)
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So if Emo girls don't like Emo guys, and normal girls don't like emo guys... why would you be an emo?


That was the hospital lab with the report from the blood test that they did on Whitney last night. There wasn’t any alcohol in Whitney's system last night. It was drugs. You were high on drugs last night. I knew it was drugs. I knew it.
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Reply 10 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 02:41:57 AM)
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Now that I've been seeing Emp a lot lately.. he just doesn't look like as much of an ass as he acts like. It's weird. Maybe he's really a sweetheart.
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Reply 11 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 03:04:07 AM)
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So if Emo girls don't like Emo guys, and normal girls don't like emo guys... why would you be an emo?


fashion

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Reply 12 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 03:53:47 AM)
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That's hilarious, which is confusing for me, because I know I just got owned.
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Reply 13 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 04:11:21 AM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:



That's hilarious, which is confusing for me, because I know I just got owned.

Also: he's not a lifesaver, why are you holding him like that? ...Was he soft like a girl? I have theories.
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Reply 14 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 04:17:56 AM)
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Call it a school-boy's crush if you want, but I call it love.
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Reply 15 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 04:48:33 AM)
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As long as Emp is doing his US tour, maybe we can get him to come to Korea. Ah, Korea, where some of the women are easy but most don't understand a word you say.


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Reply 16 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 05:20:04 AM)
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can we have some photos without the glasses please emp?
That was the hospital lab with the report from the blood test that they did on Whitney last night. There wasn’t any alcohol in Whitney's system last night. It was drugs. You were high on drugs last night. I knew it was drugs. I knew it.
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Reply 17 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 06:37:14 AM)
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Swing through Chicago again around mid-July and we'll "kick it" and keep it on the "down low".
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Reply 18 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 07:00:23 AM)
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Come to Madison next.

It's my birthday on Saturday. Come up and suprise me.
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Reply 19 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 10:22:40 AM)
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Wow, you're about an hour and a half from me. How will you be leaving Illinois?
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Reply 20 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 11:07:11 AM)
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Damn...first Emp releases his picture...NOW HE GOES AND MEETS SOMEONE...

what will they think of next?!
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Reply 21 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 05:52:48 PM)
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Damn...first Emp releases his picture...NOW HE GOES AND MEETS SOMEONE...

what will they think of next?!
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Reply 22 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 05:56:57 PM)
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Emp is closer to me now then he was when he was in Florida. How cool is that?
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Reply 23 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 06:03:27 PM)
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We have no skyscrapers in Esbjerg, I think it would be cool to see the big buildings, in the big cities in america, and then say: wow, big building. *click* *photo*
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Reply 24 of 40 (Originally posted on: 04-07-04 06:40:00 PM)
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Futile shout-out for California.
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