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From this day forward, Emp House is on Dodecatuple-Secret Probation.

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(Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:25:18 PM)
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name: justin cass

age: 17

birth date: december 1, 1986

location: spring hill, florida

grade: 12

college to attend in fall: cornell university

car: 2001 pontiac sunfire

states been to: florida, rhode island, virginia, new york, mississippi, south carolina, north carolina, georgia
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 1 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:27:46 PM)
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I wish I hadn't seen them before so that I could be shocked. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 2 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:28:47 PM)
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More to come after tomorrow evening, I'm sure.
Somewhere
Inside something there is a rush of
Greatness
Who knows what stands in front of
Our lives
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Reply 3 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:31:52 PM)
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Smile more, Justin. The second picture is my favorite because you're half way there.
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Reply 4 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:32:04 PM)
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Wow... you look like a guy I know who's going for a PhD as an English major. A lot. Grow a beard and you could double for him. Almost.

You look so normal, though. I was expecting something even stranger than FA. Er... yeah.
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Reply 5 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:32:05 PM)
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THAT SURE WAS WORTH THE FUCKING WAIT!!!
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Reply 6 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:32:10 PM)
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In the second picture, what's the white spot in your hair?
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Reply 7 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:32:44 PM)
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I don't know what I expected you to look like, but it definitely wasn't this.
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Reply 8 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:32:52 PM)
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My responses when I saw them the first time were:

1. He dresses nicer than I thought he would.
2. He LOOKS like someone who would make a mathematical card.
3. He looks like a virgin.
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Reply 9 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:33:44 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Smile more, Justin. The second picture is my favorite because you're half way there.

I've been telling him to smile in pictures for months.

Quote:
In the second picture, what's the white spot in your hair?

Something on the mirror.
Somewhere
Inside something there is a rush of
Greatness
Who knows what stands in front of
Our lives
poop
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Reply 10 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:34:44 PM)
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You look polite.

And quite a bit like I imagined you would.
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Reply 11 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:36:29 PM)
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Was your mother Asian and your father Latino?


Otherwise, I am pleased to learn you do not look like a rapist, nor over the top Emo.



Edit: The other info I already knew, but it's nice as a confirmation.
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Reply 12 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:38:14 PM)
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You look like a pretentious cock.

So yeah, exactly like I imagined.
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Reply 13 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:39:08 PM)
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So this is New Emp, now let's see IClan_Emporer.
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Reply 14 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:39:20 PM)
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i've got a friend who goes to cornell, he's an asshole.

doesn't cornell have the highest suicide rate in the country? or did i just make that up?

also, the last picture is my favorite and i'm joining the smile more camp.
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Reply 15 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:43:00 PM)
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You look exactly like a male version of EscalatorToHell!
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Reply 16 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:43:48 PM)
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Quote:
You look exactly like a male version of EscalatorToHell!



Which actually explains a lot.....
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Reply 17 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:45:36 PM)
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Quoted from PopRocks:
doesn't cornell have the highest suicide rate in the country? or did i just make that up?

I've heard that, too. My friend had an opportunity to go to Cornell, but he opted for Yale because of that very reason.

Also, with their pictures side by side, the similarities between Emp and Mo Rocca are more striking.
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Reply 18 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 10:50:21 PM)
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I'm not sure if you look exactly like I thought you would or the exact opposite.
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Reply 19 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:01:13 PM)
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You look like you belong on the island of Halfasia with Keanu Reeves and Tiger Woods.
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Reply 20 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:01:17 PM)
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You forgot one - /uploaded/GlobeThrasher/blueshirt06.jpg

It gives more of a profile view.
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Reply 21 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:04:07 PM)
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Reply 22 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:07:51 PM)
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I hope this is really you, and not some princess.
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Reply 23 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:14:31 PM)
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Quoted from Fisher:
You forgot one - /uploaded/GlobeThrasher/blueshirt06.jpg

It gives more of a profile view.


I don't remember ever seeing this one before, but I think he looks a lot better in it. If only we had a more profile view that showed his entire face.
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Reply 24 of 79 (Originally posted on: 04-01-04 11:39:53 PM)
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