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Air Bud
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Some plants even masturbate into their own vaginas in order to reproduce.

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I'm thinking about closing off posting within Inside Discussions, Serious Discussions, Retardation Station, Theater of Sound, and Geek's Corner to everyone but people that belong to the INTL Illuminati. If you aren't a member of the INTL Illuminati, you can only browse the afforementioned forums. Members that don't belong to the INTL Illuminati can only post within the Comments/Suggestions, until we deem that they are special enough to become members of the INTL Illuminati.

This plan will take effect as soon as possible.

Requirements:

You must have been registered here for longer than seventeen months and have made at least 15 posts per day over that period of time.
You must use proper punctuation, grammar, and diction.
Your username must not have any numbers appended to the end, such as "aolchatuser696961024" or anything like that.

There will be more rules to come later, we'll make them up as we go.

If you're interested in joining the INTL Illuminati, post in this thread, and we (I) will decide whether you are worthy or not.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This reply was last edited on 07-23-02 05:26:27 PM by Air Bud.

old.jimmy
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ooooh...grand dragon. i wanna be the imperial wizard.

omg, i'm so lolol.

Ztolk
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Rawr.

definitely threw the blue lego

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What a Great Fucking Plan.

10% Of your recommended daily dose of Jew

FISHMANPET

Fishmanpet, son of Manbearpig and Girlfishpet

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I think you've been spending too much time around Emp...

PR
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oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

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That's one of the best fucking ideas EVER.

Zealotry from Rome to Mecca, millions more become infected - God cannot be mass projected, or beaten out through forced confession. It's for all of us to ponder, not for dogma's chain to hold us down. Wake up and put the past where it belongs - Dying Fetus

Sunn O)))
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Zan-beef

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I agree with PR. i'm a serial-killer :)

BTW, Love the rabbit, PR.

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Won't this fill up the comments/suggestions area with garbage?

...or do you plan on adding "undergrad" forums?

If there are no good forums for undergrads, then there won't be much reason for new users to come here and check things out.

izzy

used to be really horrible

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I believe I have what it takes.

Izzy
Si anang tatay mo?
"It's funny because shitty ryhmes with witty." -Mr. Pixies
"Atheists beleive in the god of atheism" - Yehoshua Ben Yisra'el

Magus

Benze and I should have a sad-off

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Zieg Heil!

Excellent plan, sir! The best plan in a long while.

*is Greek, nonetheless*

Stoffel
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Fuck Holocaust deniers

I think its a great idea, but I see problems with it. This forum is going to suck after about a month with no new traffic from non regulars. The occasional new person adds fun and entertainment to an otherwise dull world, and allows us to advance our knowledge of the outside world by bashing, flaming, and otherwise humiliating the new person. So, yeah... that kind of thing.

"...Stoffel is the Texan void of all-consumption where all our sexual chances go..." Tyr.
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Air Bud
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Some plants even masturbate into their own vaginas in order to reproduce.

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Quoted from Crutch:
Won't this fill up the comments/suggestions area with garbage?

...or do you plan on adding "undergrad" forums?

If there are no good forums for undergrads, then there won't be much reason for new users to come here and check things out.

Comments/Suggestiosn will become the undergrad forum. We won't post there at all. Instead, we'd merely just watch them under a close eye, choosing those that we feel as enlightened enough to join the INTL Illuminati.

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old.jimmy
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i think another prerequisite to join the illuminati would be the ability to detect even a shred of sarcasm.

omg, i'm so lolol.

NNY
Alcoholics Anonymous
Forum Drunkard

Staying in alone, with my cat.

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OH WISE SANDY!!! please let me be in...

Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time

izzy

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Ohh yay.

Izzy
Si anang tatay mo?
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"Atheists beleive in the god of atheism" - Yehoshua Ben Yisra'el

emtilt

the cow of horses

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I am pretty sure you are just mocking Emp, but on the off chance that you arent, this is crazy.

EDIT: Ahh, now I am sure you are mocking Emp. No one has been registered for 17 months!

Can I be in it?!?!?! PLEASE!!!!

are you confused yet?

This reply was last edited on 07-23-02 05:38:15 PM by emtilt.

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I don't think it's a terrible idea, but I don't think Comments/Suggestions really has any kind of attractiveness.

Maybe if they had another forum, like "Initiate Discussion" or something...

I just think the comments/suggetions forum is a wierd place for newbies to discuss things.

Stoffel
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Fuck Holocaust deniers

Yes, I would like to be a member of the said association, under the grand and magnificent leadership of our beloved Grand Master, Sandamnit. Can we ritualistically sacrifice people as part of one of our initiation practices?

*reveals phenix, tied to a chain*

Stormraider
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im gay

Ja whole mein fuhrer. If it involves crushing the intellectual inferiors count me in.

Stormraider- Knocking you back on your collective asses with awe day by day.
He's (Ferret) obviously here because he's the man. - Wheezy

antpocas
"Sex is not dating."
"If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

GLEEK

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Sandamnit, your version of Emp's Great Fucking Plan has only one flaw... the forum isn't even over 1 year old.

And here's my subscription to INTL Illuminati...
I USE A COOL PICTURE OF SEPHIROTH AS AVATAR

OH OVERPOWERFUL GODLY AND AMAZINGLY GREAT SANDAMNIT PLEASE LET ME IN

*removes signature to save bandwith*

peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

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Quote:
You must have been registered here for longer than seventeen months and have made at least 15 posts per day over that period of time.

riiiiiight.

buck futter!

This reply was last edited on 07-23-02 05:36:50 PM by peach.

Spongy
I ONCE ATE POOP!

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Hmm...I complete all except for the 17 months dealio...but 99% of everyone here has known me for like 2 years +... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

"Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone!" - Slayer

"Too dead inside
To even know the guilt" - In Flames

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Stoffel
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Fuck Holocaust deniers

+1 karma for our new Grand Dragon...

Stormraider
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im gay

I believe this was the 600th thread btw.

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Magus

Benze and I should have a sad-off

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*salutes Sandamnit*

Now, let us all lynch the intellectually inferior!

*captures neo and FMP, and then proceeds to throw them into an internment camp*

*is Greek, nonetheless*

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