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(Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:31:02 PM)
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I saw this being discussed over at KoRT, but figured that if it went on much longer, the thread would be closed.
So naturally, I posted here.
How do you hide your porn stash?
*I* have several barriers of which one must overcome to access my porn.
One, this computer is *always* locked when I'm away. Doesn't matter if I'm going into town or just into the kitchen, it's become instinct to hit the "Lock Workstation" hotkey (actually labled "Fax" on my keyboard.
Then, once you're past the locked workstation screen, you'll have to dig through about a dozen folders in my Utilities directory, located on the E: drive. Another porn stash can also be found in the KazaaLite directory, on C:.
So you've found the directory - but there's nothing there except a file called "sytem.dat". Strange, it's 67 MB in size... wonder what that is?
It's my porn collection, duh. I stuffed it all in a folder, ZIPped it, RARed it, ARJed it, and ACEd it, then renamed it. The acronym "AARZ" helps me to remember which way I need to unpack it. The collection in the KazaaLite directory is setup the exact same way.
Finally, when it's unpacked, you'll have a continually branched out system of folders to dig through before you can find it.
You'll have folder 1, which braches off into 2a and 2b, which branches off into 4a, 4b, 4c, and 4d, and so on, to about 2048. Took a while, but it's worth it. What's the code?
1->2a->4b->8b->16a->32c->64a->128d->256a->512b->1024r->2048a.
The phrase is missing a letter on purpose.
Took a while to do that, but it was a few years ago (way before I even knew of HG, much less INTL), and I was insanely bored.
So anyway, that's how I hide my porn.
How about you?
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