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(Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:31:02 PM)
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I saw this being discussed over at KoRT, but figured that if it went on much longer, the thread would be closed.

So naturally, I posted here.

How do you hide your porn stash?

*I* have several barriers of which one must overcome to access my porn.

One, this computer is *always* locked when I'm away. Doesn't matter if I'm going into town or just into the kitchen, it's become instinct to hit the "Lock Workstation" hotkey (actually labled "Fax"LOL IM SUCH A FAG!! on my keyboard.

Then, once you're past the locked workstation screen, you'll have to dig through about a dozen folders in my Utilities directory, located on the E: drive. Another porn stash can also be found in the KazaaLite directory, on C:.

So you've found the directory - but there's nothing there except a file called "sytem.dat". Strange, it's 67 MB in size... wonder what that is? LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

It's my porn collection, duh. I stuffed it all in a folder, ZIPped it, RARed it, ARJed it, and ACEd it, then renamed it. The acronym "AARZ" helps me to remember which way I need to unpack it. The collection in the KazaaLite directory is setup the exact same way.

Finally, when it's unpacked, you'll have a continually branched out system of folders to dig through before you can find it.

You'll have folder 1, which braches off into 2a and 2b, which branches off into 4a, 4b, 4c, and 4d, and so on, to about 2048. Took a while, but it's worth it. What's the code?

1->2a->4b->8b->16a->32c->64a->128d->256a->512b->1024r->2048a.

The phrase is missing a letter on purpose.

Took a while to do that, but it was a few years ago (way before I even knew of HG, much less INTL), and I was insanely bored.

So anyway, that's how I hide my porn.

How about you?
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Reply 1 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:32:38 PM)
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I encript it in 1s and 0s.
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Reply 2 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:36:02 PM)
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i built my own sophisticated storage device. i like to call it my 'computer'. there isnt any porn in it though.
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Reply 3 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:37:58 PM)
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That seems like an awful lot of trouble to just look at porn.

Why not just put it in a hidden folder or something?
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Reply 4 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:40:30 PM)
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mine is all in kazaa shared folder. my parents are too computer illiterate to navigate thier way into there. but when friends come over they bust into it and make me quite embarassed and horny at the same time.
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Reply 5 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:43:02 PM)
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I have a hidden shortcut on the keyboard to it, PR. Those folders are there to throw off someone who likes to click, and click, and click some more...
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Reply 6 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 10:55:12 PM)
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Reply 7 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:00:12 PM)
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Way to complicated, TPC. How long does it take you to open it?

I just keep mine in CD's, or hidden folders.
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Reply 8 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:00:27 PM)
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I don't hide my porn stash.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Reply 9 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:02:48 PM)
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Takes me about 20 seconds.

Hit the hotkey, unpack it, and off I go.
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Reply 10 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:05:36 PM)
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thats pretty pathetic, TPC

i feel an urge to tell you to "get a fucking life"
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Reply 11 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:09:00 PM)
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get a fucking life


done.
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Reply 12 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:09:59 PM)
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God, why the hell do you bother going through all that trouble?

Fortuantly, my computer's really quiet, so if I turn off my monitor, my mom doesn't know if it's on or off.

And for my brother... well he doesn't know how to open anything, unless it's lego or starwars games.

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Reply 13 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:17:09 PM)
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Eh, I have a hidden folder called "123".

Actually I think I made it "visible" so it's no longer hidden.

*shrugs*

Maybe I should change that back. You can't password lock folders, can you? Not that that wouldn't make it obvious or anything.
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Reply 14 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:21:01 PM)
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I used to hide videos in my age of empires avi folder, but me being my naive self accidentally renamed them to the age of empires movie filenames.

So when I started up age of empires.... yep.

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Reply 15 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:22:57 PM)
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ill bet that made for a more interesting intro than the MS or ES logo's...
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Reply 16 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:24:03 PM)
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Let's put it this way...

Last time my parents found stuff on my Win95 486, before I had the luxury of a fast machine and a lockable workstation, they sent me to a fucking quack every other day (save weekends) all summer. Apparently, they thought that a 13 year old collecting porn was a horribly bad thing.

Do you know how much it would suck for them to find it now? They'd probably send me to fucking jail or something.

So, yeah.
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Reply 17 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:25:38 PM)
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My parents would probably take my computer out of my room at the very least.

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Reply 18 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:26:42 PM)
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I love how Christians discipline their children.

Of course it did, NNY. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

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Reply 19 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:33:56 PM)
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thats sad

reinhard found porn in my room when i was like 13 years old...it was a pretty disgusting picture too
he made fun of me about it and then he stole the pic
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Reply 20 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:34:58 PM)
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when you were 3 drah? damn.

edit: much better.
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Reply 21 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:36:24 PM)
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I also have my own computer, that my parents never go on, so that helps.
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Reply 22 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:45:01 PM)
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I'm so happy everyone in my household has their own computer.

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Reply 23 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:45:36 PM)
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you capitalist pig

edit: what the fuck is up with me and typos tonight?
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Reply 24 of 207 (Originally posted on: 07-20-02 11:46:49 PM)
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We should integrate a spell checker.

Then keep a log of who used it the most, then we can point and laugh at them.

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