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(Originally posted on: 04-03-02 04:34:34 PM)
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I got home today from class, walked in the house, noticed that no one was home. The dog was also gone. Yet the back door was still open, when it is usually locked shut when everyone leaves. So I call my moms house to see if she knows where my grandmother(I live with my grandmother, becuase she lives close to the college, I get lots of free crap, and she lives on a freaking beach), no one answers there, either phone line. I call my grandpas cell, no answer, his work, no answer. I walk into the garage, and there is my grandmas car. So I go call her cell(why I didnt in the first place I dont know), and no answer. I begin thinking...hmm, maybe those stories about jesus coming back for his people were true! I walk onto the back porch, dont see any cars driving around on any of the streets, no boats in the water, nothing. I begin thinking, hell yes! all the fucking fundies are gone! Start walking to the liquor cabinet to start partying, and pick up the phone to call some friends, and just as I do, the phone rings. my grandma wanted to know what I called for. I tell her nothing, just wondering where she was, and hang back up. then I yell out "fuck" and slam my hand into the counter. my hand now hurts. Why the hell wont jesus hurry the hell up and get his groupies out of here? someone sympathies with me...
"...Stoffel is the Texan void of all-consumption where all our sexual chances go..." Tyr.
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Reply 1 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 04:44:14 PM)
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Yeah. Why can't everyone except me just cease to exist?
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Reply 2 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 04:54:20 PM)
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That'd be lonely.

Who would you fuck?
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Reply 3 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 05:01:47 PM)
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Your hand. DUH!
I'm entertained, but I'd rather be enlightened.

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Reply 4 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 05:01:49 PM)
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all the chicks who werent fundies maybe?
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Reply 5 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 05:04:07 PM)
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I was talking to Ztolk.
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Reply 6 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 06:49:31 PM)
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There bodies would stay on Earth, right?
And shouldn't you be FA XII now?
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Reply 7 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 08:17:32 PM)
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Quote:
I'm disapointed


Good job cheif no spell.
Yes judge! Shit on him!
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Reply 8 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 11:49:40 PM)
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Awesome story, Stoffel.

You rock.
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Reply 9 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 11:50:17 PM)
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People can control their hormonial urges... If you can't than your weak.
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Reply 10 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 11:54:53 PM)
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Are you a real fucking person, or the cartoon character I make you out to be in my mind?
Zealotry from Rome to Mecca, millions more become infected - God cannot be mass projected, or beaten out through forced confession. It's for all of us to ponder, not for dogma's chain to hold us down. Wake up and put the past where it belongs - Dying Fetus
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Reply 11 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 11:55:17 PM)
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Quoted from Kingkerry:
People can control their hormonial urges... If you can't than your weak.


[size=5]THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE BENEVOLENT KINGKERRY![/size]
"Some people turn to drugs such as heroin or cocaine for their brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects. Others turn to religion for its brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects."
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Reply 12 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-03-02 11:55:18 PM)
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It's funny how stupid he is.
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Reply 13 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 12:34:12 AM)
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Brilliant deduction, Professor.

Sheesh.
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Reply 14 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 12:53:44 AM)
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I am a Detective. Yes I am.
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Reply 15 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 12:55:39 AM)
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Yes...detective of all things Fucking Blatantly Obvious.
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Reply 16 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 01:00:57 AM)
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Detective F.B.O.

That's me.
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Reply 17 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 01:03:57 AM)
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If it wasn't, I'd be wondering where you got his underwear.
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Reply 18 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 01:29:58 AM)
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I got a fucking clue!
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Reply 19 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 06:56:27 AM)
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*controls hormonal urges*
breaking taboos since 1984
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Reply 20 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 07:52:35 AM)
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*controls hormonal urges all over the keyboard*
I'm a Bloody Aussie!
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Reply 21 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 10:35:00 AM)
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*thousands of little wombats clean Brad's hormonal urges off of his keyboard*

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Reply 22 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 11:20:13 AM)
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What? You don't have wombats living in your house to clean up and keep the place tidy? You are behind with the times, Tyr.
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Reply 23 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 12:25:47 PM)
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It's funny how stupid he is.
How is that stupid? I can control it.
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Reply 24 of 52 (Originally posted on: 04-04-02 12:27:17 PM)
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Then why are you masturbating as you type?

No wonder you have so many fucking spelling errors...you're typing with one very sticky hand.
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