playa 9 among 31 hatas
(time of death: 12-13-03 04:55:16 PM)
one time when i was working at the emergency room at a hospital, this homosexual gentleman came in complaining of gastro-intestinal pain, from what he believed was an overdose of the high quality foodstuffs manufactured by procter and gable, a massive soap conglomerate and junk food synthesizer, most notably their Pringles Sour Cream and Onion Chips of Delight. i asked this sharply dressed, but clearly uncomfortable man what would cause him to this conclusion, rather than assuming an internal parasite gathered from his rather diverse sexual contact had finally grasped hold of his bowels, not letting loose until wrestled from their aquired home with a cleansing tonic of barbeque sauce. he assured me that the popping and stopping motion he had been working on for the past few months was ready for clinical trials, or so he had thought in his misguided attempts to consume an order of magnitude less of the creamy and oniony delights contained within the zesty tube of green. he had stocked up to test himself, and had purchased on the order of 14 sleeves of potatoesque processed sustenance. his initial test was a success, as he popped, sated himself with five wafers of starch and sauce, and stopped, as if posessed by stan "the single pringle" templeton. it wasn't until 30 seconds later that he recognized the futility of his efforts, and he began devouring armlengths in a single bite. he barely had time to chew, much less digest 14 lbs of precipitated potato matter. at this point, he believes that he blacked out due to an overload of sugars released in the sour oniony bath that was his stomach. this was his explanation for the two empty cases of pringles he managed to stuff in his anus.
i quit the emergency room 5 minutes later.
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stan "the single pringle" templeton
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women: (+301 / -42)
drugs 1878 (0.275)
$$$ Sep 2002
billz Madison, WI
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