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Cunt In Exile
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cool story bro

(Originally posted on: 12-07-09 07:07:24 AM)
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It's My Birthday...



Have you been good this year?

SINTERKLASS O SINTERCLASS YOU ARE IN A WHOLE OTHER CLASS
OF BEING REALLY WONDERFUL MY HEART WITH JOY FROM YOU IS FULL
OF ALL MY FAVOURITE CATHOLIC SAINTS SINTERKLAAS' IMAGE WILL NEVER BE TAINT
WHETHER IN SPAIN OR DISTANT SIAM
SINTERKLAAS FLIES IN A SILVER TRAM
IF HE COMES DOWN A CHIMNEY WHICH I GUESS HE MIGHT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT WONDERFUL SIGHT

EATING HIS SHERRY AND OLD PIE OF MINCE HE
WEARS HIS RED CROWN LIKE HE WAS A FINE PRINCE
TO ALL THE GOOD CHILDREN WHO LIVE IN THE WORLD IF
THEY HAVE BEEN GOOD PRESENTST WILL BE UNFURLED
SPARKLING DUST HE LEAVES BEHIND
WHAT BETTER SIGN THAT A MAN IS KIND



HE HAS A SERVANT WITH A BLACK FACE
BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIS RACE
FOR IT IS A WHITE MAN YOU SEE WITH PAINT ALL ABOUT
SO HE WILL NOT THROW SPEARS OR JUMP OR SHOUT




BORN LONG AGO IN A FAR MUSLIM LAND
ITS PRESENTS THAT NOW WILL COME OUT OF HIS HAND
NO FASTING OR PRAYING OR BUILDING MINARETS
INSTEAD HE BRINGS CAT FOOD FOR EVERYONES PETS
IF CHRIST AND HE SHOULD EVER FIGHT
SINTERKLAAS WOULD TRIUMPH EVERY NIGHT

(hERe's sOmE sAtIRE - I would never do this!!!)


WHEN THE DARK COAST OF AFRICA IT DID APPEAR
SINTERKLAUS WENT IN TO FIND HIS FRIEND DEAR
HOW CAN IT BE A MAN WEARING RED
CAN BRING SUCH JOY WHEN HE SHOULD REALLY BE DEAD
SO IF YOU LIKE PRESENTS AND THE PIES THAT ARE SMALL
YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS SINTERKLAAS - THE KING OF THEM ALL

I HAVE HAD A GOOD YEAR













Phew! A busy year for Sinterklaases!



See you next year!
Ztolk
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Reply 1 of 3 (Originally posted on: 12-07-09 07:08:35 AM)
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Dude what the hell.
"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot
Cunt In Exile
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cool story bro

Reply 2 of 3 (Originally posted on: 12-07-09 07:29:05 AM)
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HEre is my friend, Zwarte Piet

Ztolk
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Reply 3 of 3 (Originally posted on: 12-07-09 07:53:12 AM)
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Dude, what the hell.
"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot
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