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Quoted from Vervet:
It would be neat, and fun, depending on those involved. If anyone's interested, PM me, and if I get enough responses, I'll start a thread.

Swear on my toes I won't send you a mailbomb, Britt.

Coming from a podophile, that's a pretty serious swear.

Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.

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Quoted from Erags:
Hey PR, just out of curiousity, did Emp link you, or did you stumble on it yourself?

Because if Emp linked you, it's really not as funny.. he just wants it posted here to get attention.

It's in Emps AIM profile. Maybe that counts as attention whoring or he might genuinely want someone to buy that book. It costs a lot of money.

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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Quoted from Vervet:
It would be neat, and fun, depending on those involved. If anyone's interested, PM me, and if I get enough responses, I'll start a thread.

Swear on my toes I won't send you a mailbomb, Britt.

Coming from a podophile, that's a pretty serious swear.

Which is why I used it.

Quoted from Angus:
It's in Emps AIM profile. Maybe that counts as attention whoring or he might genuinely want someone to buy that book. It costs a lot of money.

He really needs money.

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Witty Tirade: Dear wittytirade,

Mr. Cass, Doesn't come with the book? Damn. I was hoping to find out if her boobies are as big as they look in that one picture you've hosted. I, however am afraid that I should refrain from the said "I want to feel Brittany's sex all over my body." because I'm unfamiliar with this message board concept, and that I would like our passionate emo-love making to be a secret. Do you know her mailing address perhaps, so that I may send her letters soaked in emo-love, or possibly visit her and pleasure myself from the seclusion of underbrush while she watches Donnie Darko alone wearing only her sexy, emo-glasses. Thanks, ~BA

AnIronFish: uh...british agent?
Witty Tirade: Dear B.A. Baracus,

Thank you for responding with your additional concerns.

In response to your statements, yes, her boobies are as big as they look in the photograph posted. And regarding your apprehension about using a message board to contact Brittany, I'm afraid that if you have sex with anyone from the internet, it will definitely not be a secret.

As for your request for this delightful emo poppet's mailing address, I'm afraid that in spite of our recent string of altercations, disseminating that information to you will most certainly violate both her trust and my personal integrity. If you'd like to reach Brittany, then, I suggest you go through someone with no personal integrity. His AOL screenname is "rchif0."

Happy trails,

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Quoted from Chat Log:

Witty Tirade: Dear wittytirade,

Mr. Cass, Doesn't come with the book? Damn. I was hoping to find out if her boobies are as big as they look in that one picture you've hosted. I, however am afraid that I should refrain from the said "I want to feel Brittany's sex all over my body." because I'm unfamiliar with this message board concept, and that I would like our passionate emo-love making to be a secret. Do you know her mailing address perhaps, so that I may send her letters soaked in emo-love, or possibly visit her and pleasure myself from the seclusion of underbrush while she watches Donnie Darko alone wearing only her sexy, emo-glasses. Thanks, ~BA

AnIronFish: uh...british agent?
Witty Tirade: Dear B.A. Baracus,

Thank you for responding with your additional concerns.

In response to your statements, yes, her boobies are as big as they look in the photograph posted. And regarding your apprehension about using a message board to contact Brittany, I'm afraid that if you have sex with anyone from the internet, it will definitely not be a secret.

As for your request for this delightful emo poppet's mailing address, I'm afraid that in spite of our recent string of altercations, disseminating that information to you will most certainly violate both her trust and my personal integrity. If you'd like to reach Brittany, then, I suggest you go through someone with no personal integrity. His AOL screenname is "rchif0."

Happy trails,

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith

He has to be making these reponses up. They are too funny to be real.

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No, it turns out it's been British Agent sending those emails. Let's all hate him for being a faggot.

Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.

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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Quoted from peach:
Hmm, more people on INTL should send letters to each other.

If you give me your address, I'll write you. Same goes for anyone.

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