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Reply 54 of 57 (Originally posted on: 07-13-04 04:38:15 PM)
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Witty Tirade: Dear wittytirade,
Mr. Cass, Doesn't come with the book? Damn. I was hoping to find out if her boobies are as big as they look in that one picture you've hosted. I, however am afraid that I should refrain from the said "I want to feel Brittany's sex all over my body." because I'm unfamiliar with this message board concept, and that I would like our passionate emo-love making to be a secret. Do you know her mailing address perhaps, so that I may send her letters soaked in emo-love, or possibly visit her and pleasure myself from the seclusion of underbrush while she watches Donnie Darko alone wearing only her sexy, emo-glasses. Thanks, ~BA
AnIronFish: uh...british agent?
Witty Tirade: Dear B.A. Baracus,
Thank you for responding with your additional concerns.
In response to your statements, yes, her boobies are as big as they look in the photograph posted. And regarding your apprehension about using a message board to contact Brittany, I'm afraid that if you have sex with anyone from the internet, it will definitely not be a secret.
As for your request for this delightful emo poppet's mailing address, I'm afraid that in spite of our recent string of altercations, disseminating that information to you will most certainly violate both her trust and my personal integrity. If you'd like to reach Brittany, then, I suggest you go through someone with no personal integrity. His AOL screenname is "rchif0."
Happy trails,
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
He has to be making these reponses up. They are too funny to be real.
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