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(Originally posted on: 01-02-08 06:47:13 PM)
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ayy
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Reply 1 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 06:50:16 PM)
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She says she wants to so that means you have a chance. I guess you gotta try to convince her that you'll go VERY gentle at first to make sure there's no pain (which I'm sure you've tried already but I'm saying try more since that's all I can think of.)
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Reply 2 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 07:22:09 PM)
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Be more irresistible. Then she won't be able to resist you.
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Reply 3 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 07:33:14 PM)
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How do I be irresistible?
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Reply 4 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 07:37:57 PM)
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avoid all things that make you resistable
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Reply 5 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 08:34:11 PM)
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For the last months I have had the same problem several times, not involving amounts of hot sex with high hot college chicks, but I've managed to run into several girls with annoying hard disk scratches which involve sex, such as sex is only after marriage and so on. The shitty thing is that i grew very affectionate of some of these.
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Reply 6 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 10:46:37 PM)
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but I've managed to run into several girls with annoying hard disk scratches which involve sex, such as sex is only after marriage and so on.


I really love it when Trof talks.
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Reply 7 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-02-08 10:54:01 PM)
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Quoted from Byronic Hero:
It's so fucking annoying going from having sex and smoking weed all the time(which she requested I quit I told her I did but really I didn't) to stupid ass dry humping.
Doesn't sound like the best relationship, find someone else.
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Reply 8 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 12:01:25 AM)
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Quoted from Hoff:
Quoted from Byronic Hero:
It's so fucking annoying going from having sex and smoking weed all the time(which she requested I quit I told her I did but really I didn't) to stupid ass dry humping.
Doesn't sound like the best relationship, find someone else.

If you don't want to give up on her yet, and stop lying to her and talk to her and try to understand what her concern is, why she wants you to stop. It'll give her an opportunity to tell you why she wants you to stop and you an opportunity to tell her why you don't think you should (or whatever else you're thinking). It'll give you both an opportunity to understand each other, and if you're unable to then maybe it is best to move on and find someone else.
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Reply 9 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 05:06:16 AM)
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Meh you are young move onto a new woman with less hang ups. This is the proper thing to do.
Tackle 'em all. Let the referee sort it out later.
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Reply 10 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 07:34:40 AM)
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She's not an automatic vagina, you know, she's a person with feelings and if she feels she's not ready for sex you should be patient instead of a bastard, which judging by your post is what you're being.

Also, +k for wheezy.
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Reply 11 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 12:10:53 PM)
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for real, just wait until she's comfortable with everything, and then be gentle with it at that.

Not all girls can be super freaks, bro
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Reply 12 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 12:54:51 PM)
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I realize i've said this a lot, but did you mostly post this to let us know that you're no longer a huge dork?
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Reply 13 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 03:03:32 PM)
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She's not an automatic vagina, you know, she's a person with feelings and if she feels she's not ready for sex you should be patient instead of a bastard, which judging by your post is what you're being.


Yes, I suppose you're right. The relationship is young I'll give it another 2, 3 months to see what happens.
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Reply 14 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 03:08:02 PM)
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"Come on baby I thought you said you loved me."

That works on high school girls all the time.
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Reply 15 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 03:30:05 PM)
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Ditch the bitch. Girls aren't worthwhile unless they spread them legs wide and let you fuck them until you get bored and find someone else.
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Reply 16 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 08:37:50 PM)
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come on the movie little miss sunshine

"fuck alot of women"
Tackle 'em all. Let the referee sort it out later.
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Reply 17 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-03-08 11:46:52 PM)
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Buy a cucumber, then BAM!

Problem solved.
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Reply 18 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-04-08 02:26:18 AM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Ditch the bitch. Girls aren't worthwhile unless they spread them legs wide and let you fuck them until you get bored and find someone else.


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Reply 19 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-04-08 04:27:07 PM)
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This thread depresses me.
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Reply 20 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-04-08 04:43:28 PM)
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Sukkit nails the point.

You people are just being "funny-ironic" or are giving shitty advice which only purpose is keeping up facade behind dumb clichees "oh, im totally leaving the bitch if she doesn't put out cuz i also like weed gnnn"

Don't let the mind be poisoned by lame clichees or things you think you have to expect, that either aren't realistic, or aren't what you really want

or, like go on dr. phil
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Reply 21 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-05-08 09:34:54 AM)
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Real sex advice: If you want to be irresistible, you don't make yourself irresistible, you make the thought of sexual activity at that moment irresistible. You're just a proxy for that outlet of sexual frustration. Get someone horny enough and they'll fuck about anybody. Seriously. I'm fat and hairy and have gotten laid a lot just by having charisma and being a big tease.

Just do things to get her turned on enough that she'll beg for me (I don't know why I typed me, but I meant more, but I'm still going to leave the original word because it amused me). Be creative, I don't know what she likes. If her ears or neck are her "spots," kiss them. Sometimes it's best to give regional pleasure than direct pleasure, i.e. don't just pinch her nipples, rub your fingers around them. Tease her. Don't just go for the gold. By the way, I'm great in bed so I may be better at this than you, but you just gotta work at it. Don't be impatient.

By the way I'm drinking and recently broke up with my fiance, so this post may be more graphic than ID is meant to be. But damnit, I didn't type durnk.
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Reply 22 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-05-08 01:04:41 PM)
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We're being "funny-ironic" because of the way he's going about asking for advice. It's apparent that's he's being selfish and that Sukkit is right; however, unless I actually care about his situation (which I don't because he hasn't offered valid enough reasons to care, "oh boohoo my virgin girlfriend wont fuck me and let me smoke weed"), I'm not going to treat him with respectful advice.

On top of that, his response to Sukkit's "she's not an automatic vagina machine" response goes even further to prove what a complete selfish bastard he really is: "wait what, she's not an automatic vagina machine? she's a real person with real feelings? whoa hadnt thought of it that way before. wow"

Give me a fucking break.
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Reply 23 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-06-08 07:22:17 AM)
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By the way I'm drinking and recently broke up with my fiance, so this post may be more graphic than ID is meant to be. But damnit, I didn't type durnk.


You were engaged? why?
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Reply 24 of 31 (Originally posted on: 01-08-08 01:19:39 PM)
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I was with the girl for 1.5 years or so, and we were engaged for two. I wanted a break from from the relationship to decide if I could really deal with her controlling personality, jealousy, and her wanting to move across the country (away from all my friends and family and where I wanted to live and have a job and continue to go to school at). During said break, she had sex with somebody else. So I'd say she's on her way of being over it. But she also says she wants back with me, blah blah blah, but I think I'm going to hold out for Drahnier.
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