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(Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:55:55 PM)
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Well I made this thread 4 years ago at INTL, and I just saw it, and I think its a neat idea.

1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)


1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
BROKEN - atheist
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
NOT BROKEN
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
BROKEN
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
BROKEN
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
NOT BROKEN - this one probably can go either way depending on how you define honor.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
NOT BROKEN
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
NOT BROKEN
8. Thou shalt not steal
NOT BROKEN - if you don't count stupid little stuff like, I forgot to give that kid his pencil back in 9th grade
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
NOT BROKEN
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
BROKEN - who hasn't?


So there you have it folks, i'm 40% satan. Maybe you can bump it up to 45% if you wanna count small technicalities amongst all the other ones.

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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:58:01 PM)
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I haven't broken 2 or 9.
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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 07:08:09 PM)
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1. Atheist, so, broken.
2. Not Broken (though I'm atheist, so I don't know).
3. Broken at least once an hour.
4. I do my best working and drinking on sunday.
5. Hahaha.
6. Not Broken, oddly enough
7. Does fucking a married woman count as adultery?
8. Please, theft is how half the military survives
9. I'll lie for a neighbor, not against
10. Durr. My neighbors have some kickass shit.


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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 07:14:41 PM)
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1. Atheist. Broken.
2. Well, Tetsuo is awesome but I don't worship him. Not broken.
3. I do this all the time. Broken.
4. This one's about not working, right? If so, I don't think I've ever broken it; but I haven't really "kept it holy" so God knows (haha, #3 broken).
5. Wait, so the only reason to honour my parents is so that I can live long? What kind of bullshit is this? (Also: broken).
6. Not broken, I swear.
7. Not broken.
8. Broken every day thanks to emule. And as a child I broke it a couple times too.
9. Not broken. I'm a good person.
10. Hahahaha. Very broken.

So that's 6/10. Not bad, not bad.
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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 07:24:09 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)

1. Broken
2. Atheist... possibly?
3. Broken. All the time.
4. Broken
5. Broken
6. If we're talking about humans. No. If we're talking about fucking insects that fly around my room at 4am... then I may possibly have fried them using a 60 watt bulb after incapacitating them.
7. Not yet.
8. Broken at some point.
9. Broken at some point.
10. Broken
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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 07:40:06 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
NOT BROKEN (I don't believe definitively in any God, so I get out on a technicality)

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
BROKEN

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
BROKEN

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
BROKEN

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
NOT BROKEN

6. Thou shalt not kill.
BROKEN (I killed a spider last night)

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
NOT BROKEN

8. Thou shalt not steal
BROKEN - if you don't count stupid little stuff like, I forgot to give that kid his pencil back in 9th grade

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
BROKEN (lying)

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.
BROKEN
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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 08:39:35 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
In the strict sense, I've still kept it. However, I'm kind of vague on this one.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
Jokingly.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
BROKEN, often.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
I totally travelled on a saturday.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
Usually pretty good.

6. Thou shalt not kill.
Kept.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Kept

8. Thou shalt not steal
I used to steal booze from my parents.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
I've lied.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.
BROKEN
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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 10:32:02 PM)
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i never did this the first time around, but i'll do it here regardless.

Quoted from DiXi:

1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)


1. not broken
2. not broken
3. broken
4. broken
5. not broken
6. not broken
7. not broken
8. broken when i was younger, but not anymore.
9. not broken
10. broken, but not to so much of an extreme as to break other commandments, which is good, i suppose.

40%, in other words.
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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 12:17:00 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
Broken
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
Broken
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
Broken
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
Broken
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
Broken
6. Thou shalt not kill.
Unbroken, one I will never do. (We're assuming it means not to kill people? Otherwise, Broken)
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Unbroken, one I will never do.
8. Thou shalt not steal
Broken
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
Broken
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
Broken

80% Satan! Wooo!

Or 90% considering #6.


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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 12:56:38 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)

I'm agnostic, so, broken, in a way.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)

Probably broken, I don't remember.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)

God damn right.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

I masturbate alot on Sundays.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

Broken.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

Not broken.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Not broken.

8. Thou shalt not steal

Do intellectual property laws count? If so, then, broken.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)

Not broken.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)

Broken.
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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:00:08 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god) BROKEN, I'm atheist.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
Assuming that this one originally included drawing, sculpting, painting, etc.BROKEN
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!) BROKEN
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy BROKEN
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. NOT BROKEN
6. Thou shalt not kill. NOT BROKEN
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. NOT BROKEN
8. Thou shalt not steal. BROKEN, if you include borrowing with intent to return and not returning.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.) BROKEN
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy) BROKEN
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Reply 11 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:10:37 AM)
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3, 4, 8 and 10 were all broken by me.

Stealing, though? I think it was sharing, but my conscience says otherwise. It wasn't anything illegal. It just wasn't nice. I am not particularly sorry for stealing all the milk from my brother's milk bottles when we were kids.
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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:17:11 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)

Broken. Starting off badly.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)

Ummm... not broken. I think.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

Totally broken like a million times.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

Broken.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

Broken. My nights are long.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

NOT BROKEN dance dance revolution

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Broken. And yes Wandering Idiot, it counts if you're not in a relationship but you sleep with someone who is.

8. Thou shalt not steal

Broken.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Broken.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.

Broken.


Wow my trip to Hell is 80% certain.
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Reply 13 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:39:09 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
Broken - Beautiful women who are willing to sleep with me = God.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
Broken - I worship TV shows, video games, pain killer and toothpicks

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
Jesus Christ!

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
Depends on what you mean by holy...I mean...ok...Broken

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
Who?

6. Thou shalt not kill.
I killed a rat at work the other day. A RAT! Also I accidentally stepped on a lizard and broke its neck. I felt pretty bad about it, though.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
I'm doing that right now.

8. Thou shalt not steal
I steal every day thx 2 da wireless intrawebz

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
It's funny when done properly.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
Broke that one yesterday.

100% human is what this means.
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Reply 14 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:48:53 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)

I dont think spirtuality is a contest. Broken, and gladly.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)

Yeah I watched the last season of American Idol. Broken.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

Are you fucking kidding me? Saying ''jesus fucking christ' is one of the more satisfying cusses. Broken.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

Paranoid is almost holy.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

The day they honor me.....

6. Thou shalt not kill.

Broken, mercy killing of a small bird at age 11 via axe. Hunted pest animals.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Never broken, tho i've had a married guy hide the fact he was married and try it on with me. We never actually fucked so im not counting it.

8. Thou shalt not steal

Stolen heaps of music ;/ BROKED!

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

What the fuck does that even mean? I cant remember the last time I lied ...IRL anyway i'm a serial-killer :)

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.

Well, I covet their daffodils?

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Reply 15 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 02:08:31 AM)
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The christian faith holds that it's impossible to not break all ten commandments and that's why you need christ to forgive you for your sins.


Fun fact.
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Reply 16 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 02:22:44 AM)
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Oh, I didn't think killing animals counted. Dammit.

Well, I totally haven't killed any people.
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 02:26:12 AM)
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Quoted from SmoXey:
The christian faith holds that it's impossible to not break all ten commandments and that's why you need christ to forgive you for your sins.


Fun fact.


The insurance industry modelled itself upon Xtian dogma.

lol dogma.

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Reply 18 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 02:49:55 AM)
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Include a percentage at the end of your post to make skimming easier please!

A lot of you think being athiest automatically breaks rule one, so i'll take your word for it and edit mine.
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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 07:41:08 AM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
BROKEN - polytheist agnostic, though none are before one another. so this law could technically be UNBROKEN.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
UNBROKEN
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
BROKEN - all the time
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
BROKEN - atleast, I try. Seems people still seek to have that one day off for everything.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
BROKEN
6. Thou shalt not kill.
UNBROKEN
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
SOMEWHAT BROKEN
8. Thou shalt not steal
BROKEN
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
BROKEN
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
BROKEN


65-75% broken.
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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 10:12:29 AM)
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i think its funny that the majority of the people in this thread took those words to mean something so literally and specifically, which is exactly what is wrong with typical biblical interpretation

that being said, smokey rulez

ive broken all of them

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A lot of you think being athiest automatically breaks rule one

why wouldnt it?
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Reply 21 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 10:48:16 AM)
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Lol holy shit i can kill people as long as they're not my neighbours!
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Reply 22 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 02:25:02 PM)
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Quoted from kayXe:
Oh, I didn't think killing animals counted. Dammit.

Well, I totally haven't killed any people.


Killing animals doesn't count because they don't have souls. learn u some stuff ok??
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Reply 23 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 03:00:16 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
Quoted from kayXe:
Oh, I didn't think killing animals counted. Dammit.

Well, I totally haven't killed any people.


Killing animals doesn't count because they don't have souls. learn u some stuff ok??
But if they don't have souls, how can all dogs go to heaven?
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Reply 24 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 03:07:23 PM)
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Quoted from cunterhoXen:
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A lot of you think being athiest automatically breaks rule one

why wouldnt it?

Well it says "Thou shalt have no other gods before me.", and being atheist, I don't exactly have any other gods before him.
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