playa 350 among 396 hatas
(time of death: 04-27-03 05:21:29 AM)
It's off to see some wizardry for me.
*Smiles broadly at the room and steps up onto the edge of the couch, nicking the bottle of brandy she hid from Mingan in the ceiling-fan blade*
*says in a swashbuckling voice to the bottle of amber gold, "Ha-ho, arr, me pretty!"
*grabs the drapery and swooshes past, swiping FA's pirate eye-patch and deftly depantsing his holy-ass sheet to the ankles as she swings out the shot-out, smashed picture window and trips on Mr. Pixies, who's still watching from the bushes*
*"Dude," she is heard to say, "that's just gross."*
*followed closely by, "AVAST! Arrrrrrrrrrr....!" which trails off into the sleepy morning, pissing off three additional neighbors*
*hits the 7-11 for a breakfast burrito*
Why settle for boring prose when you can say it with a grinning skeleton?[/w]
[w]Mingan: I like it, whatever Mojo wants to do to me is fine in my book.
Vervet: Mojo, Momma, that gives me the desire to participate in an incestually sexy relationship with you. Please say yes.
Smokey: Mojo - I want to bang her.
This sly williker sooth-sayed his words 'roundabout 04-27-03 05:33:39 AM by Mojo.
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