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playa 350 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 05:21:29 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

It's off to see some wizardry for me.

*Smiles broadly at the room and steps up onto the edge of the couch, nicking the bottle of brandy she hid from Mingan in the ceiling-fan blade*

*says in a swashbuckling voice to the bottle of amber gold, "Ha-ho, arr, me pretty!"

*grabs the drapery and swooshes past, swiping FA's pirate eye-patch and deftly depantsing his holy-ass sheet to the ankles as she swings out the shot-out, smashed picture window and trips on Mr. Pixies, who's still watching from the bushes*

*"Dude," she is heard to say, "that's just gross."*

*followed closely by, "AVAST! Arrrrrrrrrrr....!" which trails off into the sleepy morning, pissing off three additional neighbors*

*hits the 7-11 for a breakfast burrito*

Why settle for boring prose when you can say it with a grinning skeleton?[/w]
[w]Mingan: I like it, whatever Mojo wants to do to me is fine in my book.
Vervet: Mojo, Momma, that gives me the desire to participate in an incestually sexy relationship with you. Please say yes.
Smokey: Mojo - I want to bang her.
Mojo: Hoo-ya!





This sly williker sooth-sayed his words 'roundabout 04-27-03 05:33:39 AM by Mojo.
Mojo
Velocity BITCH

Big Mamma Bitch

women: (+192 / -66)
drugs 1449 (0.251)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Houston
pimpin on Female
playa 351 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 08:28:39 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*applauds the Mojo debacle*

*takes at least ten shots and feels annoyingly sober*

*wanders back to the PS2 and tries to cast a spell to make Lara Croft real*

Stolen from Tyr to describe my plight:

I feel inadequate when I see you being very witty. What's your secret? Drugs? Surgery? Purgatory?
Skye
INTL Premium Member
Droog Queen

I love Skye

women: (+781 / -120)
drugs 5306 (0.922)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz adulthood
pimpin on Male
playa 352 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 09:12:38 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*grogroly heads twards Denny's hoping that the usuals and some others will follow*
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.114)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 353 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 09:21:44 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*mixes himself a screwdriver, puts up his feet, and watches the insanity*
Jesu▀
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.154)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 354 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 09:50:12 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*scrounges for cash while hoofing it to Denny's*
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.114)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 355 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 11:13:28 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Who stickied this? It's already popular enough and when it dies, it dies.

The REAL Brad, according to the people:
"Nad rhymes with Brad....And they're both the same thing...hahahahahahaha!!" - Sarah | "UR A BIG FAG BRAD" - FA
"i don't think brad has a womb.." - Izzy | "yeah but you're BRAD. so ... yeah" - Mingan | "Brad, my hatred for you grows with each day" - Vervet
"i dont gte it but ithink it isnt vry nice ." - Si Nep | "Brad, your life must be a sad existance." - Stormraider
"You make me want to be a better man." - Danielle | "I'm not sure which Brad you are from KoRT, seriously. You ARE from KoRT, right?" - Soccy
"Liar." - Melanie | "you are filthy with disease." - The Winged Cock |"WHO ARE YOU?! STOP STALKING ME!!!" - Zuri
Baggy_Brad
FIGJAM

Cool.

women: (+1431 / -135)
drugs 6736 (1.113)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz Australia, Mate
pimpin on Male
playa 356 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 11:14:55 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*steals Christmas*

The REAL Brad, according to the people:
"Nad rhymes with Brad....And they're both the same thing...hahahahahahaha!!" - Sarah | "UR A BIG FAG BRAD" - FA
"i don't think brad has a womb.." - Izzy | "yeah but you're BRAD. so ... yeah" - Mingan | "Brad, my hatred for you grows with each day" - Vervet
"i dont gte it but ithink it isnt vry nice ." - Si Nep | "Brad, your life must be a sad existance." - Stormraider
"You make me want to be a better man." - Danielle | "I'm not sure which Brad you are from KoRT, seriously. You ARE from KoRT, right?" - Soccy
"Liar." - Melanie | "you are filthy with disease." - The Winged Cock |"WHO ARE YOU?! STOP STALKING ME!!!" - Zuri
Baggy_Brad
FIGJAM

Cool.

women: (+1431 / -135)
drugs 6736 (1.113)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz Australia, Mate
pimpin on Male
playa 357 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 12:26:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*eats all alone at Denny's*
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.114)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 358 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 01:48:05 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Time to get this thread back on track.


*steals Phil's pants*

*runs into the night, screaming something about having to "show these bitchin' pants to Gus"*

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.524)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 359 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 02:46:27 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*Does an action*
Sixten Sparre
╔pater la bourgeoisie

wears neckerchiefs

women: (+1184 / -307)
drugs 4672 (0.796)
$$$ Sep 2002
billz Funen Island
pimpin on Male
playa 360 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 03:09:44 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*sits in awe of Surt's action*

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.524)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 361 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 04:29:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*steals Phil's pants from Nate while he is proccupied* I don't want Phill with out these sorry.
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.114)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 362 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 04:52:23 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*does "action" with Surt*
Jesu▀
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.154)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 363 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 05:38:57 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Ahhhh!!! It's a gay ninja!

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.524)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 364 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 06:00:37 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*wonders why people keep stealing my fucking pants*

Dr. Bashir: "I can't belive you're not pressing charges."
Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concerns but really doctor, there was no harm done."
Dr. Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
Dr. Bashir: "Garak, this isn't funny."
Garak: "I'm serious doctor. Thanks to your administrations, I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

women: (+1255 / -281)
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$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 365 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 06:13:37 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

becuase they want to sex you up but are to nervous to say it.

I Object to Pirates as Son-in-Laws!
We Object to Major Generals as fathers-in-laws.
Burnt_Corn

LBH was here.

women: (+48 / -41)
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billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 366 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 06:29:37 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
*wonders why people keep stealing my fucking pants*


*wonders why you were even wearing pants in the first place*

*I mean, what a fag*

I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

women: (+611 / -49)
drugs 2801 (0.472)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 367 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 07:35:50 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
*wonders why people keep stealing my fucking pants*


*wonders why you were even wearing pants in the first place*

*I mean, what a fag*

Yeah. Get with the times man.
*steals Phil's pants*
Jesu▀
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.154)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 368 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 07:39:45 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*runs in a circle around Phil giggling and going "I have your PANTS!!!!!!"*
Jesu▀
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.154)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 369 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 09:41:43 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I'm less creeped out by the Jesus:Phil thing than I am with Xanadu and Phil.

if you're going to change the world...

you can't change me.
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

women: (+735 / -175)
drugs 6073 (1.02)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz Alberta, Canada
pimpin on Female
playa 370 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-27-03 11:12:33 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*watches Sealab on Joel's computer*

When indiscretion seeks a suitor,
I am destined to oblige.
greenidentity
Disco naps and liquorice Snaps.

It is time for some fine fine wine.....or box wine it's all good man

women: (+603 / -81)
drugs 3888 (0.651)
$$$ Jun 2002
billz Planet Seeth
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 371 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-28-03 02:23:55 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*wakes up in his corner and drinks more of the booze he brought and smokes a cigarette all alone in said corner*
DragonofTwilight

an army of dumb

women: (+39 / -29)
drugs 453 (0.08)
$$$ Apr 2003
billz Somewhere around here
pimpin on Male
playa 372 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-28-03 02:55:20 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*considers walking the twenty steps it'd take to go and have a conversation with Joel*

*plays counterstrike with shame*

if you're going to change the world...

you can't change me.
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

women: (+735 / -175)
drugs 6073 (1.02)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz Alberta, Canada
pimpin on Female
playa 373 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-28-03 06:06:11 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

::enters party room anew::

::puts on some Rob D::

::twirls Mojo around, takes bottle of brandy in her confusion::

::sits down with Joel, starts mumbling::

How I love Amsterdam. Good to know I can come back here on a monday afternoon to chill off the weekend.

I stared in God's eyes. He blinked.

There is not a single shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
Mingan
INTL Alumni
Mmm Skyscraper I Love You

Why are we having this wedding? because Abraham Lincoln, of course!

women: (+637 / -48)
drugs 3441 (0.572)
$$$ May 2002
billz Amsterdamned
pimpin on Male
playa 374 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-28-03 08:08:27 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*wakes up pantsless with "PROPERTY OF JESUS" scrawled on my ass in magic marker*

*sobs*

Dr. Bashir: "I can't belive you're not pressing charges."
Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concerns but really doctor, there was no harm done."
Dr. Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
Dr. Bashir: "Garak, this isn't funny."
Garak: "I'm serious doctor. Thanks to your administrations, I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

women: (+1255 / -281)
drugs 18669 (3.083)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
busta

fuck up the srevers
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wtf is this doe
look at the little dudes?
codey beat his wife
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