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(Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:02:31 PM)
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I immediately get a drink from the open bar and start hitting on the noticeably single bridesmaids (the heavier-set but not fat one, you know a little bit chubby)
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Reply 1 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:05:22 PM)
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*smirk*
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Reply 2 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:06:17 PM)
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Yeah! It would be sooooooooooo cool if....


and we could wear nmae tags
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Reply 3 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:06:20 PM)
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"Hi -- uh yeah, I know the groom, haha yeah. I've... ah... I've never seen you around before..."
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Reply 4 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:06:41 PM)
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This wedding wouldn't happen to be taking place in a large hall or castle area?
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Reply 5 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:07:56 PM)
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I should warn you, this thread might devolve into a lot of nonsensical rambling...
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Reply 6 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:12:23 PM)
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Nick, would you consider yourself to be a cheerful chum? And this bridesmaid, would you characterize her as being da psycho?

Hmm... I see.. Well, now I have to ask. You wouldn't happen to be trying to hot-wire her car, would you?
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Reply 7 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:17:40 PM)
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Quoted from Il Papa Orso:
"Hi -- uh yeah, I know the groom, haha yeah. I've... ah... I've never seen you around before..."


This is me at pretty much all the weddings I have been to in the past two years, only I don't know the groom, either.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 8 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:22:53 PM)
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Requests the DJ to play Back dat Ass up
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Reply 9 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:26:51 PM)
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Quoted from The Sizzle Chest:
Requests the DJ to play Back dat Ass up


He thinks you said "Beck" and soon enough, the 8-bit strain of "Two Turntables and a Microphone" begin to blare out from the PA System.
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Reply 10 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:27:13 PM)
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Quoted from D_:
Yeah! It would be sooooooooooo cool if....


and we could wear nmae tags


no, bad Dimi
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Reply 11 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:28:36 PM)
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Fine.. I'll have a long island iced tea
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Reply 12 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:28:41 PM)
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I'm outside smoking pot with the maitre'd
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Reply 13 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:28:52 PM)
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Quoted from Il Papa Orso:
Quoted from The Sizzle Chest:
Requests the DJ to play Back dat Ass up


He thinks you said "Beck" and soon enough, the 8-bit strain of "Two Turntables and a Microphone" begin to blare out from the PA System.


MAH JAM!!!!!

*awkward dance*
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Reply 14 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:42:46 PM)
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"Hey, Dimi. Sweet moves, bro." I say as I dance by with a different bride's maid. The fatter one.
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Reply 15 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 07:59:11 PM)
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WHAT YEAR IS IT
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Reply 16 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 08:10:11 PM)
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The dj nods at ztolk knowingly and soon enough, prince's 1999 starts to play
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Reply 17 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 08:22:24 PM)
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At weddings I'm always that chick on the dance floor with her heels kicked off making a fool of herself with 80s dance moves.
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Reply 18 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 10:32:03 PM)
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heck yeah. Running man!
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Reply 19 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 10:32:22 PM)
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DJ Plays "Brick House" a seminal favorite.
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Reply 20 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-11-14 11:59:10 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
At weddings I'm always that chick on the dance floor with her heels kicked off making a fool of herself with 80s dance moves.



It's official, Zippo is Elaine.
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Reply 21 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-12-14 07:16:52 AM)
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I *wish* I could do that dance as well as she does. Seriously though my Roger Rabbit is on point.
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Reply 22 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-12-14 07:41:53 AM)
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The maitre'd and I are now blazed out of our minds and no one is getting any food brought to their tables. Chaos ensues.
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Reply 23 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-16-14 03:21:31 PM)
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You guys gonna finish that wine?....don't mind if I do!
Tackle 'em all. Let the referee sort it out later.
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Reply 24 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-16-14 04:34:43 PM)
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I'm outside smoking pot with the maitre'd

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