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(Originally posted on: 01-29-05 10:22:53 AM)
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I don't iron often. As in, I've ironed a shirt for myself maybe once in my life. The other morning, my shirt was so wrinkly that it irritated the hell out of me, so I decided to iron it. I went and plugged in the iron, and waited for it to heat up, and went on my merry way.

5 minutes ago, my dad walks in and asks me what I had been ironing. OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!? I hadn't been ironing anything, I never ir--

HOLY FUCK

The iron had been on for at least 6 days, and amazingly, my house did not burn down.

I am in shock, at the fact that I am typing on this computer right now, and at the fact that I am such a dumbass. I need to pull my head out of my ass. My absent-mindness nearly burned down my house.

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Reply 1 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 10:25:07 AM)
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6 days? What the fuck?
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Reply 2 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 10:34:45 AM)
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WTF indeed. Go buy a lottery ticket. It will probably be your only chance at winning lol.
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Reply 3 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 10:34:57 AM)
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The only explanation I can offer to this is that the iron was resting standing up on a water heater, rather than on the ironing board.

I think it's still pretty amazing though, and the only thing that saved my house.
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Reply 4 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 10:53:03 AM)
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Quoted from Boot:
WTF indeed. Go buy a lottery ticket. It will probably be your only chance at winning lol.


What do you mean?.. He did win. His house DIDN'T burn down.
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Reply 5 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 11:06:11 AM)
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I did this once when I was four.

Only I was playing chef and making popcorn on the stove. And then I went back to playing cars.

That was pretty dumb of you, I mean, you're not four.
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Reply 6 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 11:11:28 AM)
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Be more sympathetic, Hasty. He had real cars to play with.

Dude, always be careful when you start something new. Changing your habits is nothing to play with. Especially when you're playing with stuff like fire and heat.
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Reply 7 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 11:13:06 AM)
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I almost set my house on fire once. I was cooking dinner(which is now a very large NO) and I left the stove on high when I should have turned it down to low. The grilled cheese caught fire and my mum made me do it again after my father extinguished the sandwiches. This time they both watched me to make sure I did everything correctly.

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Reply 8 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 01:37:52 PM)
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Why do you look like what am i OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?
And leave that ironing shit to women.
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Reply 9 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 01:44:13 PM)
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I'm glad your house didn't burn down, Agon.

Once I almost burnt mine down by starting a trash can fire. I was burning pictures of people (lol) and part of a picture caught a tissue on fire and there were like, foot-high flames leaping out of my trash can and you can still see the melted bit.
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Reply 10 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 01:58:04 PM)
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You shouldn't be allowed to use electrical appliances, but I'm glad that you lucked out.
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Reply 11 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 01:58:55 PM)
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I once almost burned down my house when i was like 8. I put some bread in the toaster and apparently some paper fell in and caught fire. Hence my entire toaster was on fire.

Good thing they teach us to use fire extinguishers in school.
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Reply 12 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 02:09:18 PM)
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I start my fires outside, so I can burn down the forest instead of my house.
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Reply 13 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 04:22:18 PM)
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hahaha, 6 days? Thats freaking hilarious. Happy to hear everything is safe, its a lot funnier that way.
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Reply 14 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 05:11:03 PM)
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I start my fires outside, so I can burn down the forest instead of my house.


Since when do you iron outside?
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Reply 15 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 05:12:19 PM)
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The one time I nearly started a house fire was when I was in kindergarten. We had an electric train set that was once my uncle/dad's on a table in the basement, and before school I was playing with it. I went to school, but absentmindedly forgot to unplug the old-school transformer it used. When I came home, there was a fire truck in front of the house, and as I approached the door a fireman came running out carrying the transformer, which had apprently begun to melt, in a pair of tongs. It was a while before I was allowed around my dad's stuff again.
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Reply 16 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 05:54:23 PM)
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My electric blanket caught on fire once when I left it on after going to school.

Luckily someone was home to smell the fire and put it out.
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Reply 17 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 06:12:18 PM)
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Once burned off some of my pubes when i managed to get caught in the electrical cords behind my TV.
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Reply 18 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 06:20:42 PM)
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Unless your house is made of gasoline and wood and there's never anyone home, I don't see how your house burning down from a hot clothes iron was really a potential outcome. You're lucky you didn't get a huge burn mark on anything, basically.
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Reply 19 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 06:54:21 PM)
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I once filled my house with smoke by accidentally leaving a pot of canned meatballs on the stove for a few hours when i went to a friends house.
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Reply 20 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 07:33:26 PM)
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I left a pork roast in the crock pot once for about 12 hours. I remembered when I started to go to atlanta and had to turn back for it.

I later ate it and it wasnt bad.
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Reply 21 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-29-05 11:51:04 PM)
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Reply 22 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-30-05 04:38:10 PM)
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Quote:
Once burned off some of my pubes when i managed to get caught in the electrical cords behind my TV.


I've been waiting to ask... why did your pubes catch on fire?
You do realize those orifices behind the television are not the TV's virtual vagina.learn u some stuff ok??
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Reply 23 of 23 (Originally posted on: 01-30-05 05:15:46 PM)
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Quoted from Jesus:
Quoted from ExtraKryspi:
I start my fires outside, so I can burn down the forest instead of my house.


Since when do you iron outside?


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