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You read that correct. You see, this whole time, we've all been blinded by the fact that Lyle has a vagina and we've let that blur the lines of reality and make this girl seem more attractive than she actually isn't. I'm guilty too.

Let me share a somewhat long story. Skip to the bolded part for a summary!

When I was stationed in Korea, there were a majority of males who vastly outnumbered the females by a ratio of about 10:1. Of course, that ratio only applies to American soldiers, and not the Koreans. However, due to such a low supply of females and an isolated environment of horny guys who are a few thousand miles away from their family, friends, wives, and girlfriends, they begin to realize that what they do in Korea will not affect their actual lives, once they leave Korea. They basically discovered that they could fuck anything with two tits and two holes between their legs and get away with it. However, at the same time, due to the lack of female population, ugly girls suddenly began to realize that the face and body that they were born with was no longer a curse and was a rather hot commodity. Since most guys couldn't score sex with an incredibly hot female, they resorted to the ugly ducklings for their sexual escapades.

Okay, I know that above paragraph is large, so let me sum it up: WHEN THERE AREN'T MANY FEMALES AROUND, UGLY GIRLS ARE SOMETIMES MISTAKEN AS PRETTY

And this is the case with Lyle.

Allow me to give examples.

EXHIBIT A

First off, Lyle's posture is horrible, as you can see by the pink line I've drawn of her posture. No one wants a girl that is going to end up walking slouched over with a cane by the time she's 25. Of course, to some, this isn't an issue, especially when they just want to perform the four F's on her: french her, finger her, fuck her, and forget her.

EXHIBIT B

Look at that fucking chin. Okay, Bruce Campbell can get away with it, but only because he's an actor and actually has talent, unlike someone else I can think of, who, as far as I know, isn't funny and who's chin is featured above.

EXHIBIT C

You might be wondering why I posted this picture as a grounds for saying that Lyle isn't attractive, considering that in this image, she appears to be somewhat attractive. However, let's look at two main detractors of this picture. One, it's in black-and-white; Two, it's blurred. "But Sandamnit, who cares? She still looks attractive to me!" Aha! I knew you'd say that. However, I'm prepared for that statement. Let's take a look at the girl below.



Now, let's blur the picture and make it black-and-white.



See the difference? Blemishes are hidden. Splotchy skin is no longer visible. Bad lighting isn't an issue anymore. Hairlip magically disappears. And the black-and-white makes her appear more artistic and mysterious than the original color does.

EXHIBIT D

I thought about not even putting a comment here and just ending the thread, but I felt it would be in bad taste. Okay. First, cover Lyle's friend with your hand or a piece of paper or something. See the smile? See the chin? Look at her, without breaking concentration for about 45-60 seconds, then remove your hand and look at her friend. After looking at the whole image for 10 seconds, cover her friend up with your hand or whatever and look at Lyle again. Now, imagine waking up next to that face every single morning for the rest of your life. That's what I thought.

I rest my case.

"Legolas grasped onto his bodkin arrow and stroked it steadily. It was but a few moments later that Legolas would let forth a mighty war cry and shoot millions of tiny arrows into Luthien's mouth. Being the expert archer that Legolas was, not a single one of his tiny arrows missed its target."
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the verdict is in: sandamnit is totally fucking right

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I don't get it.

Ok, that's good to know...

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Edit: You know what, I know this is the internet and all, but I'd really rather not be that mean to a girl, especially about her looks.

Sorry, Lyle.
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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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someone's got a crush

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also this:

Baggy_Brad
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Cool.

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lyle's been replying to this thread for 4 min right now

i think shes mad
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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CASE CLOSED

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THIS JUST IN! THIS JUST IN! LYLE IS TRYING TO REBUKE MY STATEMENTS BY POSTING PICTORAL EVIDENCE!

"Legolas grasped onto his bodkin arrow and stroked it steadily. It was but a few moments later that Legolas would let forth a mighty war cry and shoot millions of tiny arrows into Luthien's mouth. Being the expert archer that Legolas was, not a single one of his tiny arrows missed its target."
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I never claimed to be attractive, Sandamnit. You're being unnecessarily mean.


As far as your exhibits go...

A:
If you break my body down into the basic shapes that artists use to get posture correct when drawing, you will see that there is absolutely nothing wrong with my posture, and that your line not only doesn't follow my spine, but is over exaggerated.

B:Yes, I have a dimple on my chin. Congratulations! So do tons of other people.

C: 1) It's in black and white because I enjoy black and white photography better than colour, 2) It isn't -that- blurry, and 3) I took that picture to show off my new glasses, not to try to make myself look prettier.

D: First off, I don't recall posting that picture anywhere on this site. Yes, I did happen to upload it onto my files but no, I did not wish anyone here to be able to see it. When I post a picture of myself on the internet, that's my choice to be judged and to allow people who I don't really know see what I look like. However, that's my friend and she has not given permission to be posted on this messageboard and I find it extremely offensive that you, Sandamnit, would rifle through my files just to find another picture to ridicule me with and post it here without my permission.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i have a headache

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"Something about beholding beauties eyes"

Ok, that's good to know...

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Quoted from Lyle:

D: First off, I don't recall posting that picture anywhere on this site. Yes, I did happen to upload it onto my files but no, I did not wish anyone here to be able to see it. When I post a picture of myself on the internet, that's my choice to be judged and to allow people who I don't really know see what I look like. However, that's my friend and she has not given permission to be posted on this messageboard and I find it extremely offensive that you, Sandamnit, would rifle through my files just to find another picture to ridicule me with and post it here without my permission.


she didn't get to the second part

learn u some stuff ok?? Ugly people are easily distracted
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Cool.

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That is a generalization.
Brad.
Don't generalize.
lol am i rite??? all ur base r belong 2 us

Ok, that's good to know...

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Dan Quayle

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields
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menion i never generalise
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Cool.

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ok

Ok, that's good to know...

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Dan Quayle

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields
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I think Sandamnit should be banned for that last picture, yet praised for being funny and going above and beyond the call of duty, to make the world a safer for men everywhere.
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Dang. I knew you could be sort of cold hearted Jeff, but this is stooping pretty damn low.

You can fake it for the papers
but I'm on to you.
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Hay guys, welcome to teh RS!

EDIT:
Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
also this:


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this is what rs should be like every single day

"Legolas grasped onto his bodkin arrow and stroked it steadily. It was but a few moments later that Legolas would let forth a mighty war cry and shoot millions of tiny arrows into Luthien's mouth. Being the expert archer that Legolas was, not a single one of his tiny arrows missed its target."
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fuck off you wordy faggot

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Do me next !! Do me next !!
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Sandamnit sir, you are the man.
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That was highly amusing, but also highly cold hearted, even for INTL.

And I kinda thought pictures were included in the rule about not posting personal information, so posting pictures that people didn't want posted would seem to be breaking that rule, but whatever....

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I like it when Sandamnit gives a nice descriptive story which he then blatantly points out to be unnecessary.

*lightnings*
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Purrrfect timing.

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