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It is now 1:23 am post DST.

That means that I, a normal person, am attempting to sleep and would appreciate it very much if you would cease and desist knocking on everyone's doors, giggling and handing them something.

You are loud, stupid, and probably inebriated. On top of this, you are on a male floor without an escort past the time at which you need to acquire previously mentioned escort.

So please, stop waking me up when I'm trying to sleep, especially when it's taken me about 45 minutes to get to sleep.

So now, I have to watch South Park mock the Presidential Election. This night will never end. Please die girls in the hall.

[20:25] <HPenguin> my mom said the most innuendoed thing I've ever heard at a dinner table in my life tonight.
[20:25] <HPenguin> we were making sloppy joes.
[20:25] <HPenguin> and she said "open your buns so I can put the meat in"
[20:25] <the_red_chimp> hahahahahahaha
[20:25] <Byc> haha
[20:25] <MrExcitable> nhahahahaha
[20:25] <IF0> hahaha

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Oh, okay, now there are drunk guys yelling about how much they want to hurt each other out there.

So far, the women are my favorite, because they left.

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Actually, you aren't a normal person if you're trying to sleep at 1:30 on a Saturday night, in college, *especially* seeing as its the day before Halloween.

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plus, it's daylight savings, so if it takes you an hour to get to sleep, you haven't lost anything.

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man, either join the party, or do something about it

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There's nothing you can do but get beat up by the cool kids for trying to ruin their party so the best thing for you would be to try and be like them and live a shallow, meaningless existence for the sake of college fun time.

What?

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Quoted from Tabaxus:
Actually, you aren't a normal person if you're trying to sleep at 1:30 on a Saturday night, in college, *especially* seeing as its the day before Halloween.

Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to drink to validate myself and my unawesome existence last night.

Wait, I'm not unawesome. And I don't like frat boys. Or beer. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Maybe I'm just not cut out for being cool enough for the internet, guys.

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yeah, that's probably it.

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Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to drink to validate myself and my unawesome existence last night.

Actually, he didn't say anything about drinking.

Ironically, you're the one implying it's impossible to have fun without drinking.

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Apparently sarcasm doesn't transcend from English into whatever poppycock language it is you speak.

Edit: And what else do you think he was talking about? Getting ice cream?

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I think you lost me. I'll explain step by step.

Quoted from you:
Apparently sarcasm doesn't transcend from English into whatever poppycock language it is you speak.

Quoted from you:
Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to drink to validate myself and my unawesome existence last night.

You're basically saying, with obvious sarcasm, that you don't agree with the typical lifestyle of brainless students, who believe you're a pussy if you don't drink.

When I say...

Quoted from me:
Ironically, you're the one implying it's impossible to have fun without drinking

...I'm not talking about the sentence I quoted. To signify this, I used another paragraph.

What I meant was: you could still be in the party without drinking.

You deny this by replying to Tabaxus...

Quoted from Tabaxus:
Actually, you aren't a normal person if you're trying to sleep at 1:30 on a Saturday night, in college, *especially* seeing as its the day before Halloween

...(who was probably thinking about alcohol, but didn't make it explicit) the way you did:

Quoted from you:
Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to drink to validate myself and my unawesome existence last night.

Which means that you couldn't stay up and have some fun because you didn't want to drink.

Or, in other words:

Quoted from me:
Ironically, you're the one implying it's impossible to have fun without drinking

Hope I made it clear this time, sir.

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Pretty much, thanks.

I guess my mind is just pretty much set that all the parties here involve either a) drinking or b) being in a crowd of sweaty douches who are all trying to pick up the same girl.

I really hate this part of the country.

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I actually wasn't thinking specifically about alcohol at all, seeing as its really quite rare that I drink.

Additionally, I wasn't even necesarily saying there was anything wrong with not going out on Saturday nights, or the night before Halloween, or the combination of the two.

You *are*, however, out of the norm. Therefore, your statement of "I, a normal person, blablabla", is entirely wrong.

Again: If you are old enough to be in college, you should have figured out that the night before Halloween and Saturday nights tend to be party nights. For you to disagree with this mentality is out of the norm. *Especially* living in dorms; most people who develop your mentality end up moving out of the dorms.

Edit: You're probably right that a majority of parties involve a lot of drunk people running around, since that's the normal college thing to do.

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Perhaps instead of "normal", I should have said "sober."

Anyway, point taken, sorry about the my assumptions. It still pissed me off. I watched that Ronco infomercial 2 times waiting for the drunken noise to stop. 2 times. And the cousin is the only guy on there who's cool.

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I read the title as "Dead Girls in the Hallway."

i've never been perfect // but i never meant to drag down you // so if i'm dragging you down now // i could wait in the lost and found // just promise me you'll be perfect // and i promise that i'll come around sometimes // to say // hello // all smiles

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So let me get this straight.

There were several women, possibly inebriated, walking around an all male dorm without any accompanying males, knocking on male doors.

They had better be hideous, otherwise you have failed mankind.

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Are you like 60 years old or something?

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Quoted from Stormraider:
So let me get this straight.

There were several women, possibly inebriated, walking around an all male dorm without any accompanying males, knocking on male doors.

They had better be hideous, otherwise you have failed mankind.

They were fatties. And hideous. And... man they were not attractive, okay?

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Quoted from emtilt:
I read the title as "Dead Girls in the Hallway."

I did too.
Just lock the door and ignore them, man. That's what I always do. It usually works too, unless the Pest Down the Hall comes and as usual assumes that I'm doing something completely interruptable, like sleeping or doing homework.

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You mean the kid who wants free tech support all the time? Yeah, he wakes me up sometimes. The problem is that the building is concrete, so they echo and the doors allow lots and lots of sound in.

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It doesn't get better when you move into an apartment building.

Last night some dumb fuck was out on the street SCREAMING "YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKING CUNT! IM GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU FUCK! ASSHOLE! IM GOING TO CUT YOU! YOU BITCH!" Etc.

College students are brainless when alcohol gets involved.

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Buy yourrself some earplugs, and stow them in a convenient place by your bed, so when people are inconsiderate, you can still sleep. Works fine for me.

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Quoted from British Agent:
yeah, that's probably it.

Quoted from Vervet:
Buy yourrself some earplugs, and stow them in a convenient place by your bed, so when people are inconsiderate, you can still sleep. Works fine for me.

Quoted from British Agent:
yeah, that's probably it.

Ok, that's good to know...

This is the New York Times quoting a federal payroll:
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Quoted from the red chimp:
Quoted from Stormraider:
So let me get this straight.

There were several women, possibly inebriated, walking around an all male dorm without any accompanying males, knocking on male doors.

They had better be hideous, otherwise you have failed mankind.

They were fatties. And hideous. And... man they were not attractive, okay?

Personally, I think you still failed.

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Taze the fuckers or club them to unconsciousness. Pepper spray is also a good idea.

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