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Dante

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Reply 6425 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 01:05:48 AM)
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Yeah, it's probably the mandatory haircut.

What happened to the tortured emo soul on the traintracks
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Reply 6426 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 01:07:29 AM)
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Quoted from Dante:
What happened to the tortured emo soul on the traintracks


Crushed by the capitalist love for bad quality cell phones.
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Reply 6427 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 01:49:53 AM)
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Wandering Idiot, you seem like such a loveable bundle of troubles.

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Reply 6428 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 02:17:37 AM)
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I've got my issues. I try to keep them stacked on the back of my toilet for reading material, but every once in a while they follow me around and cause shit.
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Reply 6429 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 02:24:02 AM)
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Wandering idiot, a mustache like this would suit you: http://www.lucymackintosh.ch/media/expo/fullsize/Mustache-Sticker-detail_600.jpg
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Reply 6430 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 02:29:34 AM)
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I can't grow something that fancy. I tried going for a handlebar mustache before joining the army, just can't grow anything more than I have, which is weird because I can be a hairy, hairy man.

I can't wait to start my goatee again though, only 7 more days and it is on.
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Reply 6431 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 11:07:26 AM)
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Just don't be the sappy asshole who falls in love with some slut from wyoming, and decides he's going to marry her after only knowing her for 3 weeks.

I guarantee you'll see it happen before you leave AIT


did you marry a slut?
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Reply 6432 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 01:51:46 PM)
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Quoted from mmac:
Just don't be the sappy asshole who falls in love with some slut from wyoming, and decides he's going to marry her after only knowing her for 3 weeks.

I guarantee you'll see it happen before you leave AIT


did you marry a slut?
No. But my roomate did.
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Reply 6433 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 05:59:47 PM)
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Quoted from mmac:
Quoted from Mr EXcitable:
Quoted from mmac:
Just don't be the sappy asshole who falls in love with some slut from wyoming, and decides he's going to marry her after only knowing her for 3 weeks.

I guarantee you'll see it happen before you leave AIT


did you marry a slut?
No. But my roomate did.


There's already a couple couples who are madly in love despite having only known each other for 9 weeks. There's also a lesbian couple, which makes for sort of an interesting dynamic. This is all in a platoon of 30. You'd have to be mad at your dick to try to go with some of those girls.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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Reply 6434 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:37:47 PM)
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This is me threatening you in a foggy mirror with the muscles near my neck I can't think of the name of. And a weird look on my face.
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Reply 6435 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:39:36 PM)
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This is me threatening you in a foggy mirror with the muscles near my neck I can't think of the name of. And a weird look on my face.


Zangeif??
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Reply 6436 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:42:53 PM)
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looks like you were laying face down, and someone snuck up on you with a cattle-branding iron and branded your buttocks, and this is the picture of your immediate reaction.
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Reply 6437 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:44:22 PM)
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[17:27] rchif0: that's what you're going to see looking back over your shoulder
[17:27] jaggillarzippo: hahaha
[17:28] jaggillarzippo: oh god

(That's Drah)
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Reply 6438 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:48:19 PM)
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There's already a couple couples who are madly in love despite having only known each other for 9 weeks. There's also a lesbian couple, which makes for sort of an interesting dynamic. This is all in a platoon of 30. You'd have to be mad at your dick to try to go with some of those girls.


The lesbian couples are normal, we had one in the class behind me in AIT, then one of them went to Korea right after I did where she spread the love. Typical butch type lesbo.

You'd have to be mad at your dick to fuck any woman in the army. Diseases are fairly rampant in the military, all the more reason to fuck random chicks far away from post and just take your chances.
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Reply 6439 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 06:53:02 PM)
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Quoted from Wandering Idiot:

You'd have to be mad at your dick to fuck any woman in the army.
I think you forgot an exception for reservists. Because well, I love my penis.
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Reply 6440 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 09:38:16 PM)
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Quoted from IF0:


This is me threatening you in a foggy mirror with the muscles near my neck I can't think of the name of. And a weird look on my face.


Zangeif??



Muscles??

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Reply 6441 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 10:04:40 PM)
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Quoted from SnoXqueene:
Quoted from Mr EXcitable:
Quoted from IF0:


This is me threatening you in a foggy mirror with the muscles near my neck I can't think of the name of. And a weird look on my face.


Zangeif??



Muscles??

Saggy??
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Reply 6442 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 10:09:02 PM)
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Yes, i'd say your tummy kinda sags but pls dont beat yourself up like that hun.

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Reply 6443 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-11-06 10:24:45 PM)
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WITTAY
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Reply 6444 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:01:09 AM)
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yeah i have nice wits

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Reply 6445 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:05:17 AM)
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Quoted from Wandering Idiot:

You'd have to be mad at your dick to fuck any woman in the army. Diseases are fairly rampant in the military, all the more reason to fuck random chicks far away from post and just take your chances.


This did not work out so well for you though, eh.
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Reply 6446 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 01:56:23 AM)
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Time for a formal portrait!

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Reply 6447 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-12-06 08:00:23 AM)
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This did not work out so well for you though, eh.


No, never does. I've come to the conclusion that if I'm going to be a disease host, I'm going to mention my issue on the first date or after the first drink. Obviously this leads to awkward conversations, but I'll be damned if I haven't found out that a lot of people I know and meet have some sort of disease.

On a sidenote, Kim still hasn't gone to a doctor. I called her months ago about the whole situation, then texted her the other day. She's going to wind up with cervical cancer, and I'll be able to do nothing but laugh. The dumb bitch.
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Reply 6448 of 6448 (Originally posted on: 10-13-06 02:43:32 PM)
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This thread is way too long. This one is getting HOF'd and another one is being made. Someone make it. If no one makes one by the time I get back to my room in like 2 hours, I'll make it. Go go go. (I say someone else make it because I don't have any pictures of myself to post unless you want more foggy mirror poses)
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