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(Originally posted on: 05-11-02 04:49:25 PM)
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SPSW has a drunk thread this place should too. unless im the only one here who gets drunk on a very regular basis...in which case it would be rather one sided.

well, enough of that shit. im very drunk. this is fun. 4 of the 6 girls who were here had to go, work or whatever, im bored, so whats up?

Im going to keep a running list of all my amusing anti-drug quotes here, cause its my fucking thread and i want to. post some if you find them, i love hearing from stupid people why i shouldnt do something.


"there is a reason they call it dope, because u are a dope if u smoke it you are a dope, and you smell" -- 'Jimmy'

"kept said no, if stubborn then u may report to adult" -- 'Sappy'

"DRUGS R BAD U SHOUN'T DO THEM ONE DAY MY BEST FRIEND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO DRINK ALCHOL I SAID NO THAT CAN SCREW UP YOUR LIFE AND AFTER THAT ME NEVER DID ANY THING WITH EACH OTHER THAT SUCKED WE WERE GREAT BUDS." -- 'SHEL'

"why do you think drugs are cool if it mite get you pragnet or get you killd it is esyr gest to not smoke or do drugs because it is gest a waist of your money and time that you coughd be hanging out with your freinds." -- 'ya so'

"when they ask, "You wanna hit?" Just say "Ya I wanna hit you because your so stupid for doing that." -- 'AJ'
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Reply 1 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 04:57:54 PM)
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Do you remember if you impregnated any of them?
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Reply 2 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:04:16 PM)
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I don't know thay'd have to be pretty damn drunk to sleep with him. Now if he raped them that would be a different story.
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Reply 3 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:05:06 PM)
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whatever, i didnt rape anyone...sorry.
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Reply 4 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:06:23 PM)
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You dissapoint me.
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Reply 5 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:15:31 PM)
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maybe next time. anyhow, i had just got doen fucking my girlfriend before they showed up, i was spent...gimme a minute, christ.
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Reply 6 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:19:57 PM)
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Well right now I'm on my 5th expresso. I guess this could count as "drunk".
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Reply 7 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:22:40 PM)
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Well right now I'm on my 5th expresso. I guess this could count as "drunk".


No, no it couldn't. Although that'd be one hell of a caffeine high.

so what are you expecting here NNY? Do you want people who are drunk to post here, do you want drinking stories, or some combination of the two?
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Reply 8 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:23:25 PM)
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I think I'll wait till tonight to drink. Smirnoff Ice here I come.i'm a serial-killer :)

Maybe I'll try some mixtures as well.
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Reply 9 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:26:50 PM)
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drinking is good. defently very good, keeps you sjarp, donit?... vodka sweet vodka come to papa
it always seems so simple doesn't it...
guess what... it is
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Reply 10 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:27:46 PM)
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Coolers aren't worth drinking, in my holy alcoholic opinion. You can generally have a much better drink if you mix it yourself.
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Reply 11 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:28:34 PM)
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coffee? fuck that. ive gone through about a pint and a half of vodka and half a bottle of cherry pucker. thats drunk.

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Reply 12 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:29:26 PM)
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I deteste *most* Coolers!

That's why I am going to try some home-made mixtures I got from a few friends.i'm a serial-killer :)


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Reply 13 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:32:59 PM)
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Tequila mixed with cough syrup gets some VERY interesting results.
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Reply 14 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:33:15 PM)
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Quoted from Sunshine:
Smirnoff Ice here I come.

Quoted from Sunshine:
I deteste Coolers!


You've got some explaining to do.



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Reply 15 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:34:18 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:
ive gone through about a pint and a half of vodka and half a bottle of cherry pucker. thats drunk.


No, a 40 ouncer of scotch is drunk.


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Reply 16 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:35:31 PM)
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You've got some explaining to do.


Okay..I do admit I like some coolers. But others are just horribly bad.i'm a serial-killer :)


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Reply 17 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:37:02 PM)
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And for reference I can feel the inside of my head tingling.
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Reply 18 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:37:06 PM)
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You make me sad, Sunshine.
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Reply 19 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:38:01 PM)
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I might be having a stroke, oh well.
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Reply 20 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:40:17 PM)
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That's why I am going to try some home-made mixtures I got from a few friends.

thats the sprit! im my own bartender, famous amongst my friends. i can mix any alcohol perfectly. i had a great mix for surge and rum where it was still really strong, but you couldnt taste the alcohol.

anyhow. i came up with a new mix using UV vodka last week. i call it tussin. hurt? feeling down? put some tussin on it!

ill only drink smirnoff or ::shudders:: beer if i need to, if i cant get anything better.
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Reply 21 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:43:25 PM)
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Smirnoff's red label is amongst the worst vodaks known to man. the blue label stuff is great though. If you want a good, cheap vodka, try Silver Wedding by Schenley's. It's as smooth as water.
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Reply 22 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:50:03 PM)
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well, the one store i go to that will sell to minors (IE: he doesnt ask for ID, and the first time i went there he told me to 'be carefull' when i bought it) only sells beer and smirnoff, so im not exactly open to choices. the gas station across the street from me, i used to have a lot of friends who worked there, but now they have a manager working 24/7, so i cant buy there any more.
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Reply 23 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:51:58 PM)
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If those are your only two choices, smirnoff is the better option. Be joyous the day you turn 21, or the day you get a good fake id, because there is so much good alcohol that you're missing out on.
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Reply 24 of 7270 (Originally posted on: 05-11-02 05:55:13 PM)
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i know all that, believe me i do. i said i drink smirnoff when i have no other option. otherwise i'll drink the good stuff. i know what im doing.

i dont have a fake id, sadly. the last guy who said he could get me an ID got arrested before he did it, which sucks.

but yeah, i go to school with people who are 21, and i got other friends.
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