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(Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:27:17 PM)
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After coming back from PED, Richard and I had an epiphany. INTL has been slow lately. In order to help INTL out some, we decided to beat the crap out of each other for your general amusement. Because, who doesn't like senseless violence?


To begin, we made costumes on our college kid budgets. The incredible WORLD CHAMPION, CHIMP, is towering over his weak opponent, Number 37, or something like that.

Chimp's championship belt.

To begin the bout, Chimp threw his cape, and somehow it landed on 37's head. Chimp tried to help him out by pushing him over, but it didn't work MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

39, we'll call him Alex, counters by using brute force to lift the champion.
Seen here, Kyle is holding his goods as a result of the smack Chimp gave him. Both needed some time to recover, as Chimp was dropped on his hip MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Chimp takes advantage of the extra time it takes Mr. Noches to get up by climbing to the top and performing a shooting star press.

Chimp lands it, and both men need a bit of time to recover.

A DDT drops Cash and Prizes right on his head. He'll be feeling that on in the morning.

Chimp goes bananas on Mr. Apricot, putting him in a deadly hold.
Googlebot tries to reverse, pushing Chimp's leg in a direction it was never meant to be.

Chimp recounters. This is why he is the best technical wrestler in the world. learn u some stuff ok?? On a side note, that boy's got the devil in him.

Chimp picks up the Challenger, Pocono.

Still picking up the challenger, it takes a while since Chimp is such a lightweight.

Finally, Stinkston is up, and Chimp throws him into the ropes.

Is it?! Is it?! YES IT IS. CHIMP DROPKICKS Alexanders face off.

Dust Remover somehow has the strength to counter Chimp's next move, knocking him to the floor.

A LOW BLOW! Internalfear14 drops that leg right in the crotch of the challenger.

A Figure-Four Leg lock, this could be all for Chimp!

No! Chimps reverses SweatyMens' hold!

SnakeEye's begins to slip out, so Chimp reaches for the chair! Oh the humanity!

17.5 is just getting clobbered with that chair! And a shot to the head takes him down.

A few more shots from Chimp, he must really want this belt. He's softening him up for something.

Is Chimp going to return the low blow? Pork Rinds is begging him not to!

AND A HEADBUTT TO THE CROTCH! I tell you what, I think Chimp just did the human genepool a giant favor.

Chimp's just toying with him now. He puts Binky in the Sharpshooter, only for a rope break!

Nasty Hobbitses!

The camera just missed the action, but Chimp just jumped directly across The Janitor!

It's a pin! This is it! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!!


Remember kids, wrestling is fake, so beating the crap out of your roommate is NOT encouraged. Chimp exited the arena, but we have a few replays (read: outtakes) for you.

A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF RUEDENBURGER, which the official, ahem, missed.

Drama after the match.

An exteme match, and you didn't even have to pay for it.

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Edit: Movies are becoming AVI's for easier viewing.
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Reply 1 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:38:11 PM)
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Why did IFO let you win?

I don't like wrestling, but this was good.
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Reply 2 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:39:52 PM)
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Let nothing. I am the best technical wrestler in the world. I also beat him with my Playstation controller/World Championship belt. He just felt the pain.
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Reply 3 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:46:03 PM)
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He cheated. Someone was paid off.
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Reply 4 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:46:47 PM)
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You were cheap. Get back to working on those AVIs for the fine folks at home.
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Reply 5 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:49:18 PM)
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Theres one shot of IF0s face that just screams "help me" its the drop kick one. Kudos to the peeing after the match.
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Reply 6 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:51:21 PM)
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This would be alot better if you were naked, and also two very hot women.

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Reply 7 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:52:58 PM)
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Matt cut your hair into a mullet
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them - Dave Barry

NNY - target is more dangerous than rugby
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Reply 8 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:53:52 PM)
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This is more homo-erotic than it is mano-e-mano fighting.
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Reply 9 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:10:12 PM)
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Match 2:

The ArabTeresa and Mr Bean are set to square off.

MotherCloth jumps on Laundrybag, trying to catch a break at the beginning of the match.

When her attack fails, Teapot climbs to the top while VideoMart finishes escaping from his prison.

After knocking What'shisface down with a flying cross body block, the flying GuineaWoman begins her murderous bout with a choke.

Aquaman apparently doesn't need air, so WonderWoman rolls him over and puts him in an arm lock.

Dude, she's soooo wrapping him with that belt. I knew it wasn't for decoration, it certainly doesn't match her outfit.

FoulTemptress pulls Beehive's neck back with the belt, putting incredible pressure on his spine. I don't know if he'll hold up.

Wow, choking him against the wall. I'm gonna grab a donut.
...

*munch munch*

wha?

Rest of series, please.

Now he's got her in a leg lock. What an impressive name for a move.

A REVERSAL! SNOW WHITE IS ON DOPEY'S SHOULDERS. THE HURRICANARAMA.
Psst.. That's not how you say it.
Shut up.

The flip!

And the pin! SHE'S GOT DUMBO BY THE EARS!

Pretzelnut gets his arm up. RandomKeystrokes is not happy now.

Longstocking is applying the headscissors. Chortleboy's windpipe is getting crushed!

Not the chair!! NO! Oh the humanity.
When does this end? I've got to go to my daughter's soccer game.

A rollup pin! THIS COULD BE ALL FOR BIGGIE SIZE! IT IS!!! KIDSMEAL WINS! KIDSMEAL!!
..chi...chicken.... nugget..


After the match: Standing up?
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Reply 10 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:22:51 PM)
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She reminds me of my ex, thanks alot for bringing back that heartache MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 11 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:23:48 PM)
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Damnit, I'm not putting my money on the big dude anymore. He's getting his ass kicked too easily.
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Reply 12 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:32:19 PM)
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God, IF0. I thought you could take a couple skinny folk.
Guess not.
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Reply 13 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:36:50 PM)
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And here I was thinking you two couldn't get any gayer.

And that wasn't a shooting star press.
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Reply 14 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:42:18 PM)
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I'm expecting a nude oil wrestling video in TEZ in the near future from you guys. You're heading down that slippery slope.
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Reply 15 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:43:44 PM)
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That "headbutt to the crotch" move seems a bit fishy.
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Reply 16 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:45:15 PM)
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This is the gayest thread INTL ever had. It's funny, though. Subscribed.
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Reply 17 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:47:51 PM)
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its no longer gay...thats a woman in those pictures.
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Reply 18 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:48:26 PM)
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I'm expecting a nude oil wrestling video in TEZ in the near future from you guys. You're heading down that slippery slope.

Endorsed.
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Reply 19 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 02:52:12 PM)
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Wow, as if I needed another reason to avoid Missouri.
You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all I do she says, she says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half, she says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say thats 7 tricks a day at least but she says, sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came. You figure you can save her, you sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewrighter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch, a week later you say listen I'm a little short, but she says no scratch, no snatch. You say look, it is better to give, but she says, be gone - creep. One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you, then she happens by and she says, Christ you look fucked, she says, hang tough. But you don't say anything.

You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.
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Reply 20 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 03:16:14 PM)
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It's not like we really wanted you here anyway.
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Reply 21 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 03:45:34 PM)
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i wish i had a wrestin buddy MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS



in a non-gay sorta way.
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Reply 22 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 04:02:31 PM)
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i wish i had a wrestin buddy MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS



in a non-gay sorta way.


I bet you wish you weren't gay, too, don't you?
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Reply 23 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 04:09:09 PM)
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Someone who has his head firmly wedeged in another man's crotch doesn't really have much base for calling other people faggots.
You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all I do she says, she says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half, she says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say thats 7 tricks a day at least but she says, sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came. You figure you can save her, you sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewrighter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch, a week later you say listen I'm a little short, but she says no scratch, no snatch. You say look, it is better to give, but she says, be gone - creep. One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you, then she happens by and she says, Christ you look fucked, she says, hang tough. But you don't say anything.

You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.
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Reply 24 of 52 (Originally posted on: 09-13-04 04:11:55 PM)
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Someone who has his head firmly wedeged in another man's crotch doesn't really have much base for calling other people faggots.

My face wasn't really that close at all. It was about 2 feet away. Now shut up, you're giving me a bad vibe with all your elitist crap.
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