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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Jesus has the hots for me.

I'm flattered!


That's gotta be a sin.

My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
Jota

Just plain sucking in 87.54% of posts

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billz Philly
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playa 51 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 06:45:26 PM)
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Nova: 7:33 PM EST (Gallery Pictures)

Mwahahah.
Jesuß
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Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

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billz Canada
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playa 52 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 06:48:34 PM)
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You son of a bitch!

*attempts to coax his penis into an erection, viewing Sunshine's picture*

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Stockton, Missouri!
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Quoted from Scott:
You son of a bitch!

*attempts to coax his penis into an erection, viewing Sunshine's picture*


Need some help with that, sport?
Jesuß
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
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billz Canada
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playa 54 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:01:37 PM)
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Quoted from Jesus:
you have until I get home. I've honestly managed five orgasms within 3 hours before, but that was about the limit.
Novice.

e io etterna duro
ExtraKryspi
I WHINE ABOUT ASININE SHIT
i like your style kryspi

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billz Superposition of States
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6:54 - Sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

Wow. That took some work...

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Stockton, Missouri!
pimpin on Male
playa 56 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:07:10 PM)
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Ok, you need to convert to EST, otherwise you're jacking off so hard you're going back in time.

e io etterna duro
ExtraKryspi
I WHINE ABOUT ASININE SHIT
i like your style kryspi

women: (+117 / -63)
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$$$ Nov 2002
billz Superposition of States
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playa 57 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:14:52 PM)
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Quoted from ExtraKryspi:
Ok, you need to convert to EST, otherwise you're jacking off so hard you're going back in time.


I'm just going by the clock on my computer. That's central time. Convert it yourself, bitch!

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Stockton, Missouri!
pimpin on Male
playa 58 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:31:47 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Scott:
6:54 - Sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

Wow. That took some work...


It took work to masturbate to sunshine's picture? I think Scott is becoming homosexual.

What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

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billz
pimpin on Male
playa 59 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:32:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Girls should start masturbating.

Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque[/w]
[w]Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Tyr

I cybered with Kayte

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billz Then and Now
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playa 60 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:34:25 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from Scott:
6:54 - Sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

Wow. That took some work...


It took work to masturbate to sunshine's picture? I think Scott is becoming homosexual.


It wasn't the picture. It was fine. The problem was my...well, I was "scraping the bottom of the barrel", you might say.

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Stockton, Missouri!
pimpin on Male
playa 61 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:37:02 PM)
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If you're hot, I'll scrape your barrell!
Jesuß
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

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playa 62 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:41:20 PM)
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Quoted from Scott:
Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from Scott:
6:54 - Sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

Wow. That took some work...


It took work to masturbate to sunshine's picture? I think Scott is becoming homosexual.


It wasn't the picture. It was fine. The problem was my...well, I was "scraping the bottom of the barrel", you might say.


lolfag

What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

women: (+611 / -49)
drugs 2801 (0.477)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 63 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 07:58:09 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

FA: 8:49 PM EST (Personal collection)
Jesuß
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.156)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 64 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:14:28 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Jota:
I wacked off to those pictures of Melanie a while ago. I concentrated on her body much more than her face because her face is average at best.


I did as well. I really think she has a nice face as well though.

Quoted from Jesus:
Heh. Hey Adam... I just printed off your pictures. Time to take a washroom break. Besides, I'm the only staff member at work right now. Who's to know?


AHHH FAGGOT!
;-)

Quote:
Nova: 7:33 PM EST (Gallery Pictures)


Ooooh, which picture did it for you?

And I agree Tyr, girls SHOULD start masturbating.

Damnit, Jesus... my parents are home and I cannot go more.

I could print off pictures and go to bathroom.... gah.

It looks like it is up to you Scott!

Proud Member of the "Too lazy to finish a sente
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i done told you once bitch

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billz Kenya
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playa 65 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:16:37 PM)
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Quoted from INITIAL POST:
Well, the title says it all.
This is a game. Whack off thinking of a forummer, or looking at their picture, and post the date and name here.

Whoever whacks off to 5 forummers first, wins!
(You have to orgasm for it to count, one person per orgasm.)


You can do it thinking of a person! No need to print!
*Heads to bathroom with mental pictures of Melanie*

EDIT - Success with a quickie!

Proud Member of the "Too lazy to finish a sente
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i done told you once bitch

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billz Kenya
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playa 66 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:18:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Sukkit:
Is Nova competing only against himself?


well, he is bipolar.

VAGINIAN

I'm entertained, but I'd rather be enlightened.


Mr Pixies
Scuba.

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billz chair.
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playa 67 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:18:25 PM)
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Update:

1. Scott -
4:10 PM - Vervet (Pictures in Picture Gallery)
4:27 - PopRocks (Pictures in Picture Gallery)
4:38 - peach (Picture in Picture Gallery)
5:54 - sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

2. Nova -
3:54 PM - Zippo (Picture in Picture Gallery)
4:08 PM - Vervet (Pictures in Gallery)
7:27 PM - Sunshine (Picture in Gallery)

3. Jesus -
7:33 PM - Nova (Picture from Picture Gallery)
8:49 PM - Flaming Arrow (Personal collection)


Jesus........no. *shudders*

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Stockton, Missouri!
pimpin on Male
playa 68 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:21:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Mr Pixies:
Quoted from Sukkit:
Is Nova competing only against himself?


well, he is bipolar.


That was a low blow!
Add Nova. 10:12 Eastern Time - Melanie.

One more! Fuck, back to bathroom!
POPROCKS YOU'RE THE MONEY SHOT!
BRB QUICKIE BETTER GO FAST!

Proud Member of the "Too lazy to finish a sente
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i done told you once bitch

Looks and acts like a douche-bag

women: (+820 / -208)
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billz Kenya
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playa 69 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:24:32 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Scott:
Update:

1. Scott -
4:10 PM - Vervet (Pictures in Picture Gallery)
4:27 - PopRocks (Pictures in Picture Gallery)
4:38 - peach (Picture in Picture Gallery)
5:54 - sunshine (Picture in Picture Gallery)

2. Nova -
3:54 PM - Zippo (Picture in Picture Gallery)
4:08 PM - Vervet (Pictures in Gallery)
7:27 PM - Sunshine (Picture in Gallery)

3. Jesus -
7:33 PM - Nova (Picture from Picture Gallery)
8:49 PM - Flaming Arrow (Personal collection)


Jesus........no. *shudders*




8:16 - MELANIE (Pictures from Picture Gallery)

TAKE THAT! I WIN, I WIN!!! *jumps around hysterically*

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
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billz Stockton, Missouri!
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playa 70 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:25:32 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

DONE!

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playa 71 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:26:13 PM)
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Beat me by a FUCKING minute.

10:17 - PopRocks.

Second place ain't bad.

Proud Member of the "Too lazy to finish a sente
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I would like to thank all the people who made this victory possible, namely:

Vervet, peach, PopRocks, Sunshine, and Melanie.

*Bows, bows*

I appreciate it.

*leaves to wash hands*

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry.
Scott


women: (+78 / -17)
drugs 298 (0.052)
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billz Stockton, Missouri!
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playa 73 among 138 hatas (time of death: 06-03-03 08:27:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

This is funny. Keep going to see who can get third, fourth and fifth place.

Man that was a tough orgasm... I am usually good at quickies but I had to think hard to finish that one up. Fuck I am out.

Now I am as unhorny as possible.

Make the final stats, Scott.

I do think Scott should win a prize.

Proud Member of the "Too lazy to finish a sente
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i done told you once bitch

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x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

what the fuck is wrong with you losers

















i mean seriously, at least ask the other guy for pictures to prove that he did it, you cant be so trusting, you might be jacking off for nothing
Salamando
The Reel RS Krew
RULE BREAKER!

LOL karma palindrome

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look at the little dudes?
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