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playa 100 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 02:51:37 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Two "z's"Tom. Sarha has one z I have two.
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.115)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 101 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 03:04:41 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Oh enough with the fucking BB guns already.


*organizes monopoly game*

Flaming Arrow 55: i said he looked like he sat on a fork
Flaming Arrow 55: ps. i have an erection
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

women: (+735 / -175)
drugs 6073 (1.032)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz Alberta, Canada
pimpin on Female
playa 102 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 03:08:02 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*makes own game piece out of the pic of the rich guy from last night at Denny's*
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.115)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 103 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 03:12:26 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

MR MONEYBAGS!

when i turned 14 i started to smoke pot and i thought it fixed all my problums well it ended up kicking me out of three schools and since my last offance involved the cops i now have to explain to my mom and dad why they nned to take off work to attend court with me. about the time i was kicked out of a last chance school i had to give up weed and i went crazy and i tried to kill myself. so i ask you what problums did pot take care of?

smoking is sooooo stupid why would anyone do it?!?!? i mean the only thing it does to u is ruin your life!!!! So remember kids... "What is right is not always popular, and what is popular is not always right." and remember HUGS NOT DRUGS!!!!!
NNY
Alcoholics Anonymous
Forum Drunkard

Staying in alone, with my cat.

women: (+666 / -76)
drugs 7759 (1.295)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz A room with a moose
pimpin on Male
playa 104 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 03:14:51 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I so clame that piece for mine!
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.115)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 105 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 05:35:06 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

::comes to::


Oh, I guess I'm soccy's brother now. Great

Critical Aclaim for digit!
Not quite!
digit
INTL Premium Member
brown shoes don't make it

Sharkbite

women: (+49 / -12)
drugs 197 (0.035)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz PA
pimpin on Male
playa 106 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 06:23:30 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*takes the top hat piece*
Jesuß
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.156)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 107 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 08:17:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from Vervet:
Quoted from digit:
Non sleepover: I'd like you to get on AIM, vervet.


::hugs younger brother::


He's not your younger brother, I am.

THE IMPOSTOR LIES!


Actually, he was my younger brother before I even knew you. But he's younger than you! You'd like digit, Socks, he's a sweetheart nerd-boy. We make the perfect geeky family.

   It is only now, these years later, that Rahel with adult hindsight recognized the sweetness of that gesture. A grown man entertaining three racoons, treating them like real ladies. Instinctively colluding in the conspiracy of their fiction, taking care not to decimate it with adult carelessness. Or affection.
   It is after all so easy to shatter a story. To break a chain of thought. To ruin a fragment of a dream being carried around carefully like a piece of porcelain.
   To let it be, to travel with it, as Velutha did, is much the harder thing to do.

It is curious how sometimes the memory of death lives on for so much longer than the memory of the life that it purloined.
Vervet
Anti-wiki

women: (+875 / -84)
drugs 4611 (0.8)
$$$ Nov 2002
billz mew
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 108 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 10:16:30 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Someone should put a tophat on Moneybags and replace his folded menus with money.

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.531)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 109 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 11:11:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Arnok:
Someone should put a tophat on Moneybags and replace his folded menus with money.


He must also gain some weight to round his face, and dress like President Taft.

I'm busy with school all the time now...
Magus

Benze and I should have a sad-off

women: (+77 / -47)
drugs 856 (0.143)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz California
pimpin on Male
playa 110 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 11:12:08 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quote:
Actually, he was my younger brother before I even knew you. But he's younger than you! You'd like digit, Socks, he's a sweetheart nerd-boy. We make the perfect geeky family.


*puts socks on digit's hands*

I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
Socrateius
Robobear 3000

homersexual

women: (+611 / -49)
drugs 2801 (0.477)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 111 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 11:20:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Magus:
Quoted from Arnok:
Someone should put a tophat on Moneybags and replace his folded menus with money.


He must also gain some weight to round his face, and dress like President Taft.


no, he was dressed properly, i just couldnt get a good shot of him while he was paying and leaving.

when i turned 14 i started to smoke pot and i thought it fixed all my problums well it ended up kicking me out of three schools and since my last offance involved the cops i now have to explain to my mom and dad why they nned to take off work to attend court with me. about the time i was kicked out of a last chance school i had to give up weed and i went crazy and i tried to kill myself. so i ask you what problums did pot take care of?

smoking is sooooo stupid why would anyone do it?!?!? i mean the only thing it does to u is ruin your life!!!! So remember kids... "What is right is not always popular, and what is popular is not always right." and remember HUGS NOT DRUGS!!!!!
NNY
Alcoholics Anonymous
Forum Drunkard

Staying in alone, with my cat.

women: (+666 / -76)
drugs 7759 (1.295)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz A room with a moose
pimpin on Male
playa 112 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-22-03 11:52:48 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

And getting into his expensive fucking car and throwing money to the peons.

Fucking hell. I bet he would've paid me to buff his head.

Flaming Arrow 55: i said he looked like he sat on a fork
Flaming Arrow 55: ps. i have an erection
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

women: (+735 / -175)
drugs 6073 (1.032)
$$$ Jul 2002
billz Alberta, Canada
pimpin on Female
playa 113 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 12:56:59 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from peach:
And getting into his expensive fucking car and throwing money to the peons.

Fucking hell. I bet he would've paid me to buff his head.
That would have been funny as hell if you ahsd done that.
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.115)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 114 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 12:59:42 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

ok, well if no one else is posting it i will:

and that's uncle moneybags to you, junior.

yes i know i don't have good photoshopping skills, but i wanted to have some fun.
Quoted from peach:
And getting into his expensive fucking car and throwing money to the peons.

kind of like this? (i wish i'd found one with money coming out the back of the car):

by the way, i totally call dibs on the car for the monopoly game.

i love sarah gourley
PopRocks

I can buck my hips and suck neck while pinned under 250 lbs of man; I had him do me doggy style so we could both watch "When Harry Met Sally"

women: (+233 / -15)
drugs 1160 (0.205)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Austin, TX
pimpin on Female
playa 115 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:01:50 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

DON'T YOU ALL LIVE TOGETHER OR SOME SHIT?

GET OFF THE INTERNET!

Where can I turn for comfort? Where do the cold days end?
Where has the sunshine gone? Where do our two hearts blend?
Where has love gone and hidden? Where must I go to find?
The more I shun romance, the more love is defined.
PR
INTL Alumni
oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

women: (+486 / -101)
drugs 3350 (0.559)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 116 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:04:00 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Thats not bad at all. Aside from the residue around the hat I'd say it's fan-friggin-tastic.

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.531)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 117 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:06:14 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*Hits PR with a pillow*

The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

women: (+650 / -57)
drugs 3012 (0.531)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz Someplace where there's beer...
pimpin on Male
playa 118 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:07:01 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

aw, thanks, i went after it for a while trying to be more precise, but then i said fuck it and posted it as is. he's, uh, backlit. i had way too much fun with the money to get hung up on the crudddy top hat.

i love sarah gourley
PopRocks

I can buck my hips and suck neck while pinned under 250 lbs of man; I had him do me doggy style so we could both watch "When Harry Met Sally"

women: (+233 / -15)
drugs 1160 (0.205)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Austin, TX
pimpin on Female
playa 119 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:13:44 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Do people still get assbunked in the monopoly jail?

I am not my father.
Baggy_Brad
FIGJAM

Cool.

women: (+1431 / -135)
drugs 6736 (1.126)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz Australia, Mate
pimpin on Male
playa 120 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 01:30:00 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*tries to get up from the corner to join the monopoly fun*

*falls over*

When indiscretion seeks a suitor,
I am destined to oblige.
greenidentity
Disco naps and liquorice Snaps.

It is time for some fine fine wine.....or box wine it's all good man

women: (+603 / -81)
drugs 3888 (0.658)
$$$ Jun 2002
billz Planet Seeth
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 121 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 03:37:36 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from PopRocks:
aw, thanks, i went after it for a while trying to be more precise, but then i said fuck it and posted it as is. he's, uh, backlit. i had way too much fun with the money to get hung up on the crudddy top hat.


You did a fine job and im happy that someone got arround to doing it *evil eyes Pascal*

If i had to choose between wearing mascara or being your friend. I would choose you... and i like mascara ~Dani~

I'm sure you'll fit into that bikini long before any pool parties start ~Sarah~

Calagorm

Dingleberries of Doom

women: (+23 / -19)
drugs 131 (0.023)
$$$ Mar 2003
billz Trapped inside my ego
pimpin on Male
playa 122 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 04:35:55 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*returns from a Taco Bell run bearing gifts of Gordita Crunches and Chicken Grilled Stuff Burritos.*
Spazz
The DA: Dumbledore's Army
Didn't donate $500 dollars to INTL!

got way too much shit when she was here

women: (+141 / -122)
drugs 651 (0.115)
$$$ Feb 2003
billz Sealab
pimpin on Female
playa 123 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 08:55:56 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

how many days has this sleepover been going on and we haven't even *started* playing monopoly yet?
Jesuß
INTL Premium Member
Healing America by Beating People Up

It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

women: (+137 / -34)
drugs 895 (0.156)
$$$ Dec 2002
billz Canada
pimpin on Male
playa 124 among 396 hatas (time of death: 04-23-03 09:05:01 AM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*robs the bank*

*throws five hotels on Boardwalk indiscriminately*

GAME OVER.

Now, let's play Naked Twister!

Unannounced were their games--all players with no names; they lined up double quick--but just one pogo stick! Everyone gets to play, run away, expose...it was so exotic. But just one pogo stick!

-System of a Down, "Bounce"
Skye
INTL Premium Member
Droog Queen

I love Skye

women: (+781 / -120)
drugs 5306 (0.933)
$$$ Jan 2003
billz adulthood
pimpin on Male
busta

fuck up the srevers
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