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playa 75 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:31:20 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME"
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playa 76 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:31:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

No... no... NO! THIS ISN'T OVER! I WILL HAVE YOUR VIRGIN ASSHOLE, PRINCE OF QUEL'THALAS!

mark...
MY

FUCKING

WORDS!!!!
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 77 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:32:35 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Yes, I am... quite naked... but I think I have enough of a link to my equipment to teleport it here.

(me closes his eyes, and with a great purple flash, is now robed and ready for battle, though confused and dizzied)

W... where are we going? Orcs? Who the hell are you?!
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 78 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:32:57 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*rolls a D20*

THE PORTAL IS OPEN, BUT FOR A FEW MOMENTS ONLY! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
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playa 79 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:34:03 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

these wars take all, virgin assholes and non-virgin assholes alike

our ally is anticipating our arrival - quickly, put the robe upon the prince so that he may make a respectable presentation of himself to our friends

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 80 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:35:30 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Elgin Baylor leaps into the air behind us as I push Prince K into the portal and follow in a position that turns three enemies into one in a corridor or something Elgin is still in the air with that incredible hang time and then does a spin move

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 81 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:36:05 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(Kael scratches his head and begins to remember things.)

That priestess... she had me under such a haze. I... I almost forgot my duties.

(throws the money at the orc mercenary as he is thrust into the portal)
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 82 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:36:28 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

HEADPIECE FILLED WITH STRAW!
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playa 83 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:37:41 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(sickened and filled with disgust, the priestess returns to her quarters and begins plotting revenge)
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 84 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:38:13 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(the wetness of her vagina turns to fiery rage)
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 85 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:38:56 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I've been shucked and gone to heaven!
Zippo
pooooooop

Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

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billz America's Wang
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playa 86 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:39:42 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

in the passage we glimpse visions of the past? the future? Mechanical realms? suddenly, the portal dumps us nearby a gardening shed in Catalonia

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 87 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:41:22 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

This world is... unfamiliar to me. I will have to rely on my latent energies and those I can siphon through the portal, since the Twisting Nether isn't even connected here.

(sniffs the air)

It smells like... dwarven gunpowder?
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 88 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:41:33 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

be careful, Prince - this shed is not what it seems

my katana hums with energy

Elgin Baylor completes the jump and lands athletically beside me and we share a knowing nod

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
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playa 89 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:42:44 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*levels enchanted crossbow of firestorms at line of approaching enemy soldiers *

*opens fire, raining death and fire on the ill-equipped soldiers, setting ones not slain instantly ablaze*
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playa 90 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:42:51 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Zippo
pooooooop

Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

women: (+1096 / -49)
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playa 91 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:43:39 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Give me a report on the battlefield, Okita.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 92 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:43:39 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Welcome to Barcelona. You arrive on a side street off La Rambla in what was once a working class neighborhood. It still is of course, the only difference is now all of Barcelona is a working class neighborhood. You pause to take in the scene around you. An informal parade marches at the end of this street with one of the anarchist factions presenting it's unit as it prepares for the front. You notice there is a stain of blood at one corner of the alley, weeks old by now. Everyone's spirits are high. You stop a man to ask which way to the P.O.U.M. headquarters, using the formal Usted. The man scoffs at you and explains that the working class has been liberated. There are no more ustedes, comrade. He tells tu that you ought not to be seen wearing that cape as it stinks of aristocracy. Then he embraces you and gives you directions to his apartment, demanding that you stop by that evening for coffee. You politely agree and smile nervously. As he wanders off, you notice a poster on the wall.

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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 93 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:44:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

good thing we paid him to be on our side!!!

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
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playa 94 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:44:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Stand back! *tosses a goblin made incendiary grenade into the shed and takes shelter from the ensuing explosion behind a garden wall*
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playa 95 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:45:44 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"NAN SIBYLLAM QUIDEM CUMIS EGO IPSE OCULUS MEIS!" Lord Fozzlebottom points his rifle at the hill and kneels on one knee.
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playa 96 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:47:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

no, we have arrived in Spain and you just shot a bunch of dudes and so I think we're safe for now

"Prince - the shed was only dangerous if the soldiers got to it, but they're all dead or on fire. I suggest we accept the gentleman's invitation"

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
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playa 97 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:48:17 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

“Peeta, how come I never know when you're having a nightmare?” I say.

“I don't know. I don't think I cry out or thrash around or anything. I just come to, paralyzed with terror,” he says.

“You should wake me,” I say, thinking about how I can interrupt his sleep two or three times on a bad night. About how long it can take to calm me down.

“It's not necessary. My nightmares are usually about losing you,” he says. “I'm okay once I realize you're here.”
Zippo
pooooooop

Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

women: (+1096 / -49)
drugs 5298 (0.922)
$$$ Nov 2002
billz America's Wang
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playa 98 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:49:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"April is the cruelest month..." he stands and spits, letting his rifle barrell fall into the mud casually.
Run Silent Run Drapes
Administrator
[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+560 / -30)
drugs 4315 (0.855)
$$$ Oct 2004
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 99 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:49:18 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(looks around)

Very well. We will meet this man for coffee later on... though I get the impression that around these parts, you'd better refer to me as "Kael."
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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