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playa 50 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:59:09 PM)
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look I am unclear on our histories, but the prince is rich so we can hire an orc mercenary to paddle us by boat to Spain or paddle us by magic portal to Spain let's just get there before they run out of overalls

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 51 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:59:53 PM)
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"QUIDDICH!" Lord Fazzlebottom screeches at the top of his lungs pointing to a line of fascists coming over the mountains
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playa 52 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:01:29 PM)
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The commander of my unit explains to us that Prince K and the lady will be arriving to help reinforce the Aragon front maņana. Needless to say I do not believe him, but there is a palpable excitement among my friends and I do not resist the atmosphere or cheap wine that one of the soldiers, a 17 year old former cobbler's apprentice, had stolen from PSUC headquarters back in Barcelona.

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POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 53 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:04:45 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

mercenary what is your paddle skill bonus

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
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playa 54 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:06:06 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

A peculiar Belgian joined our company this week from the International Brigades. The poor bastard got caught up in a cloud of gas during the Great War and scrambled his brains. He came out the other end thinking he was British royalty and has taken a liking to me. His English is nearly unintelligible but to his credit my Spanish isn't nearly so eloquent.

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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 55 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:06:45 PM)
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Kael grits his teeth.

"Apologies, milady. As a matter of fact, I think I do have a thing to do to do in Fairbreeze Village..."
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 56 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:07:54 PM)
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(smiles)
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 57 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:11:32 PM)
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"Tambourine!"
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playa 58 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:12:57 PM)
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KAEL'THAS 2
Kael and Ysondre sit together in Fairbreeze village. Kael gestures for the townsfolk to move away, and they do so without hesitation.

"Now... what is your business with me?"

(he locks eyes with the maiden, placing his hand on her right thigh, feeling a dampness in her red silk dress)
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 59 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:16:32 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

The days pass, the front stays exactly the same. I'm confident as ever that Prince K and the Lady are not coming with reinforcements. The clebratory cup of coffee I was promised in a Huesca cafe will have to wait at least until maņana.

balls
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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 60 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:19:06 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I see that being one with my blade(s) is not enough to catch your attention Prince K so I have taken the leadership feat and acquired a great follower, the man of a thousand moves, number 22 on the jersey, Elgin Baylor himself

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
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playa 61 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:19:24 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &



I've followed you for a long time, Kael. I remember seeing you shirtless on the balcony of Sunstrider Spire. I remember hearing you coax the injured in the war. I know how sudden this is...

(she strokes the right side of his silky blond hair)

(comes closer to his pointed ear)

(whispers...)
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 62 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:20:29 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Prince K I remember you being shirtless but you should consider armour we are going to Spain

Elgin Baylor's ears perk up, imagining a "dream team" if you will, going to Spain

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 63 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:20:43 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

but I wanna stick it in your butt.
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 64 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:21:23 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

could you guys quit jerking off in my spanish civil war RP game thread

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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 65 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:22:17 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"I recall the time my brother fell. Gerry had sent one of those newfangled flying machines over the trench and by god, they dropped a stick of dynamite on us. There was so much blood. So... much... blood.

Many good men died that day... too many. A generation of men, I fear. Now I am hollow.
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playa 66 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:22:46 PM)
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(With one graceful sweep, Kael disrobes himself, bends over, and leaves his hanging pink testicles in front of the priestess's face. Right above them, along her line of sight, is the prize.)

TAKE ME. Do it quick!
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 67 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:25:44 PM)
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Once we had dreams, you know. Dreams of a better world. Dreams where that damn kaiser could no longer rattle that sabre of his. But, as we rushed to the front and dug in, there was a growing restlessness. A fear that maybe this was to be the end of our lives: miserable, dirty and wet... standing in a trench and waiting for jerry to crawl over and stick a poker in your back... and for many of us... it was. That was the end.
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someone bitter is after my ass

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playa 68 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:26:28 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"there is no time, Prince K" I say and with an almost impossible swiftness, the Prince is carried off down the hill

Elgin Baylor grabs the robe and follows

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
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playa 69 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:26:54 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

quick?

(The priestess takes a large, obsidian spiked dildo out of her travel pack while gently caressing and stroking the back of Kael'thas's knee with her right hand. kael's boner is more than dead)

I'm going to take my time, sweet Prince.
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 70 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:27:11 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"HEMINGWAY DRIVING AN AMBULANCE!"
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playa 71 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:27:16 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

It's criminal that the guys in the International Brigades gave this poor Belgian bastard a gun. It's not that he's a danger to us or himself, hell, he's just as likely to kill a man in friendly fire as any of the Spaniards here in the trench. No, it's a bit unfair to the fascists in the other line, for if one of them happens to catch a glimpse of "Lord Featherbottom" through his rifle sights he's liable to drop dead from sadness right there on the spot.

balls
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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1934 / -91)
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playa 72 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:28:16 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(suddenly, Prince Kael'thas feels a tug, noticing for the first time that people were watching him. He is now being carried away, as the evil kinky priestess screams bloody murder in the background.)

W...what are you doing?
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 73 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:28:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

yo Jax and FM if you aren't going to play by the rules then this isn't going to work

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 74 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:30:04 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

oh good, we're on track again - Prince K, if the orc mercenary did his job, the portal should be open - prepare yourself for we are up against a most difficult opponent

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
busta

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