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playa 25 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:34:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Flaming Arrow XI:
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I like how FA just worked himself into the Erotic roleplay seamlessly.

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





Ma-Newer
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It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision Ive ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

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playa 26 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:34:55 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
so in a world where no one can really die is there a reason not to join the undead team


The Undead are all controlled by the Lich King, so they lose their individuality. Plus their self-esteem suffers.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 27 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:35:47 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I wanna be an orc
Run Silent Run Drapes
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someone bitter is after my ass

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playa 28 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:35:58 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

no wait fuck it a panda
Run Silent Run Drapes
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[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+560 / -30)
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billz
pimpin on Male
playa 29 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:36:17 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &



I am George Orwell, British socialist. I am naive about Spanish politics but eager to fight fascism. I have a +3 efficiency bonus against lazy Spaniards.

balls
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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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playa 30 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:36:58 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I don't "do" raids tho
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someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+560 / -30)
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playa 31 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:38:09 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

ok now that i've got my character, i'm into this.

balls
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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1934 / -91)
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$$$ Mar 2002
billz
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playa 32 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:38:17 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Where is Franco

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Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1934 / -91)
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$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 33 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:40:52 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

You watch an episode of 1970s Saturday Night Live: "OHHHHH"
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someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+560 / -30)
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playa 34 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:44:56 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

KAEL'THAS 1

"Ah, the tranquility of Silvermoon. Such a beautiful place. The only thing that's missing is some buxom maiden with a thirst for cum and the power to SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF MY DICK!"

Bah, patience. There are other things I must attend to. Still...



While walking back to the palace, Kael glances back across the well-foliaged gateway... and sees a petite Blood Elf priestess, smiling at him.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 35 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:46:55 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Im out
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[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+560 / -30)
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pimpin on Male
playa 36 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:47:02 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(smiles)

Hello, Prince charming. You know, I really would like to get to know you a little better. You're all high and lofty, up in that palace, leaving for Dalaran and coming back and...

(grabs Kael's robe-cuffs)

Maybe there's another place you haven't been to, that you'd like to try. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 37 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:47:25 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

okay I am not going to be an undead instead I am going to be Okita Sōji one of the best swordsmen ever but with a -6 to fortitude saves against tuberculosis

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 38 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:48:35 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

What place would that be, young priestess?

(Kael smiles and lowers the female Blood Elf's hands, teasingly.)
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 39 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:49:33 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Can I be the Ghostface Killah of the Wu-Tang Clan?

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





Ma-Newer
League of Super Sluts

It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision Ive ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

women: (+1024 / -49)
drugs 2580 (0.474)
$$$ Sep 2003
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 40 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:50:46 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I'm a half-orc mercenary with aa heart of gold
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

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playa 41 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:52:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(the left tip of her lips curl, teasingly)

Oh, I don't know. Maybe... Fairbreeze village! kekeke u give soj??? It's nice and quiet there... and fun to explore!

It's going to be a few hours, but MAN, when those merchants come to Silvermooon, they COME! Let's leave quick
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
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$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
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playa 42 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:52:57 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I rest in the trench reading a recent issue of The Manchester Guardian which my wife had shipped to me at the front. I cringe at some misrepresentations of the war but am nonetheless greatly relieved that she did not send me a copy of The Daily Mail. The sounds of gunshots fly overhead but they do not worry me, as I am safe in the knowledge that a good marksman is rarer in Spain than a reasonable cup of tea with milk.

balls
D
Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1934 / -91)
drugs 18367 (3.067)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 43 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:54:19 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

let us seek out Franco together

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 44 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:54:23 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

("Come..." Kael thought.)

You know, I am a very busy man. My duties bind me to serve the people of Quel'Thalas around these hours. What makes you think I should go with you?
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 45 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:56:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Prince K and the lady you have to leave travelling behind for now we've got an urgent mission in Spain

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 46 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:57:47 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

oh you're a priestess, eh, well I'm not sure how well that will go over in Spain but it's better than being mind controlled by the lich lord (or does he control you because you're sort of dead?)

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.95)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 47 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:58:16 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Roll for perception check
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

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playa 48 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:58:38 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Well... I am very busy lady, too. Does the Light not require my services? Perhaps I should get going.

(begins to walk away, hips swaying)

(kael gets an eyeful of my sweet, round ass)

...

Hm? Is there something staying you, young Prince?
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 49 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:58:58 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Ok I'm back. I'm "Lt Col Lord Fazzlebottom of the third regiment in Mulhouse". I haven't been the same since the mustard gas started pouring over the dead zone but George Orwell took pity and saw fit to help me find my family if I ever remember who they are
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busta

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