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playa 125 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:24:00 PM)
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Excellent shot, Lieutenant. Let me... examine the corpse, if you would. I'm not very sure that was a bugbear...
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[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 126 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:24:59 PM)
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Okita's hand doesn't quite reach the fallen figure before he knows and reveals "he's dead"

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playa 127 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:25:30 PM)
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Breaking the silence following the Lt.'s mad shot in the darkness our unit begins hearing a confused taunting from the fascist lines. The most charismatic spaniard in our line jumps at the opportunity to shout back a brutal joke about the food rations in the other line. The silence which followed was a great victory for our side, and if the deserters we had captured in the past few weeks told us even half-the-truth, this crack hit too close to home for the fascists to rally themselves for a reply.

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playa 128 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:25:31 PM)
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the lt cannot hear you, he has begun weeping from the fetal position his service pistol held dangerously close to his mouth
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playa 129 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:26:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

The half-orc unsheathes a hand and a half sword from an intricately tooled leather scabbard. The blade glows dimly with an eerie blue light. "What else lurks in this fog? "
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playa 130 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:26:50 PM)
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"I just... I just... I just"
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playa 131 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:28:04 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

The half orc kicks the prone form of the lieutenant. "Get your wits together, human! You shame your ancestors! "
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playa 132 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:28:24 PM)
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"well, there goes our ally"

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playa 133 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:28:34 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Strange. It's a Goblin. Where were your men to secure the portal?!

(examines the shot victim)

He's a mage. Clearly not prepared for any kind of combat, but a mage nonetheless.

(turns the dead, green body over)

A note on the back.

"I'm going to have you, Kael, one way..."

(blue runes begin to light up from the note, surging through Kael's body)

"OR ANOTHER."

(With a flash of light, Kael is gone.)
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 134 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:29:04 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

the spirit of the fallen man disappears in a bitter-sweet wisp of spiritual smoke

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playa 135 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:29:41 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"don't worry" says number 22, Elgin Baylor "the lich-king can bring him back and he can tell us what he wanted if the lich-king will allow him to"

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playa 136 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:31:33 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"okay" Okita says "in the meantime, I will go back through the portal and swiftly bring the maiden who was to accompany us originally to join our present company"

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playa 137 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:31:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"Great. The creepy elf has disappeared. Can't have a normal adventure, noooo. Nothing's been the same since I stole this ring."
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playa 138 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:31:44 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

that happens

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playa 139 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:31:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Thoroughly entertained by the exchange of insults between our boy and franco's men, I hear a rustling in the weeds just beyond the hillside. Knowing my comrades' tendency to shoot in all directions at the slightest sound, I do not warn them and instead investigate on my own.

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playa 140 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:31:59 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(Kael notices he has been teleported back to Quel'Thalas. Dejected, and disgusted, he looks up at his slutty captor.)

I thought I was rid of you. It disgusts me to think I bent over, ready for your... perverse designs.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 141 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:32:41 PM)
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"I think it is vital that we listen to this man" Okita says striking a cool pose and using his blade to indicate that George Orwell is the man to be listened to

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Hasty Penguin
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playa 142 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:33:22 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Perverse? Hah! I just like to have a little fun.

You know, you are really cute when you...

(Slips one finger down to her clit)

(Kael is gone!)

KAEL?!!
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playa 143 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:33:29 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

George is of course, ignoring us, and moving to the rustling in the bushes

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playa 144 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:34:27 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I peer out in the distance but see nothing. It is too cold and too dark to go out investigating. I return to my bunk, cautious not to alert any of my trigger happy comrades.

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playa 145 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:34:44 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"Well, it's a good thing I slipped a homing stone into one of the elf's robe pockets when he was busy ogling my spit."

The half orc removes a strange wand from his rucksack and speaks a few arcane words. The wand hums and glows."I've got a lock."
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playa 146 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:35:09 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(Teleports back into the camp)

That crazy bitch! You have to close the portal, otherwise she will come for me herself.

(glares at the half-orc)

Thank you.
Dong Kollector Jax
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[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 147 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:36:40 PM)
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"it seems as though he is telling us, in his own way, to sleep" Okita agrees, stabbing a wall with his shinai and then elegantly perching on it to meditate and sleep

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Hasty Penguin
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People are a danger to society.

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playa 148 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:36:52 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

With the portal gone, my powers will be... limited. I'm drawing in all of the Nether's energies I can now. I must use my mana... cautiously, but at least that dildo-wielding maniac won't be coming after me.


That is... if you can relay the message to close the portal.


To the guards you left to guard the portal.

Which do exist, right?
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 149 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:37:00 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

as the night grows colder, I pull out some pages of The Manchester Guardian containing utterly pointless articles which I've already read and toss them into the fire, providing a short and sweet burst of heat as I drift off to sleep.

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