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Muzta
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(Originally posted on: 07-20-13 05:13:34 PM)
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INTL Minecraft Survival Quadruple-Decker: theperfectcore.com

Many worlds online on the same server!

NEWEST (AUGUST 2017) SURVIVAL MAP: /mv tp 2017world

2013 Map: /mv tp world
2015 Map (Winter): /mv tp world2
NEW SURVIVAL MAP: /mv tp Survival15
NEW CREATIVE MAP: /mv tp Creative15
Vissario City: /mv tp vissariocity


Overviewer Maps - http://theperfectcore.com:6969/mc

Before Playing: You must first POST YOUR MINECRAFT USERNAME so I can add it to the whitelist.



What is Minecraft?

Minecraft is a sandbox block-based construction game in which a player can build almost anything they want. In survival mode, players must pay attention to their food and health bars and avoid the baddies while collecting resources for their next giant golden cock castle. In creative mode, the survival element (monsters, health, hunger) are removed so that players can concentrate on building stuff.

Okay that sounds pretty cool, but what exactly can I do in Minecraft?

Explore an practically infinite world:


Build houses and shit:


Fuck a pig in the ass:


Go to hell:


Basically whatever you want.

Is it free? Where can I get it?

The version of Minecraft that INTL plays is not free, but there is a "classic" version you can try out as a demo. Have a look at minecraft.net and buy a copy when you're ready.

Okay I bought a copy now where do I go to start playing with you INTL loser fucks?

Follow the instructions at the top of this post.

I just can't get enough Minecraft!

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Reply 1 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-20-13 11:41:17 PM)
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Reply 2 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-21-13 02:40:09 PM)
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Waiting
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Reply 3 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-22-13 02:17:02 PM)
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Is it ok with everyone if I start a massive build but only actually build the base layout before I tire of it and move on?
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





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Reply 4 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-22-13 02:38:47 PM)
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Only if you use the maximum allowable items that are particularly big in the lag department.
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Reply 5 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-22-13 07:03:24 PM)
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You can have whatever you want in one week. I am moving on Thursday
FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.
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Reply 6 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-22-13 07:06:26 PM)
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ok it's ok my calendar
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Muzta
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Reply 7 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 04:06:14 PM)
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now where is my mother fucking minecraft server
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Reply 8 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 04:21:42 PM)
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Let's do this man
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Reply 9 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 04:28:05 PM)
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I need a creative outlet for my need to build a giant golden dong in the center of our peaceful village.
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Muzta
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Reply 10 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 04:33:03 PM)
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I want to spend 40 minutes digging a whole to the bottom and then 40 hours, mining it out and then try and build a castle only to run out half way through and then quit.
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Reply 11 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 07:10:53 PM)
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I'll start building the moat around your castle and then quit!
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Reply 12 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 07:22:02 PM)
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I'm gonna build a giant dong and then quit so it'll just be like a kinda smallish dong
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Reply 13 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 09:13:39 PM)
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Im gonna sit back and make fun of everyone on the intl minecraft server forever.
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Reply 14 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-29-13 11:03:55 PM)
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Okay you fucks goddamn I just finished moving my shit today I'll get it going before Friday calm the fucking hell down
FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.
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Reply 15 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-30-13 06:53:53 AM)
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Dyslexic? Fuck you. program that into your phone
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Reply 16 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-30-13 03:07:08 PM)
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Will this be 100% legit survival or a zombes flymod creative type server. I haven't played in like 2 years so i'm not sure if any of those are still things. Potions and spells are for queers though.
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Muzta
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Reply 17 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-30-13 03:57:42 PM)
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Google Now makes me horny
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Reply 18 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 07:17:47 PM)
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Someone tell me how to play Minecraft.
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Reply 19 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 07:26:35 PM)
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walk around and dig holes. You will find materials you can use to build things. Do this for twelve hours straight, build a giant penis. Give up in frustration when you can't find any more of the element you need for the tip. Repeat every six months to a year.

Sometimes there are zombies.

That's it in a nutshell.
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Reply 20 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 07:53:11 PM)
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What are these screenshots you keep posting? Some sort of twitter?
"ztolk it seems like all you do is watch videos of muscular people vomiting"
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Reply 21 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 08:28:11 PM)
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Zippo if we play at the same time I will teach you, and i'm sure anyone else who happens to be on at the same time would be willing to help as well.

I haven't played it in a really long time but for how much I did play, it was well worth the money. Of course it's gone up in price a lot since I bought it (at ~$11.00), but still, definitely worth it.
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Reply 22 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 09:22:36 PM)
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If no one is there, the very first thing you want to do is find a tree, walk up to it, and "punch" the trunk until it breaks. You do that by pressing and holding the left mouse button. Do that a bunch of times to the tree trunks of many trees. This is how you break every block in minecraft, and you collect materials by breaking the blocks that house them. Some blocks will require certain tools (like a pick-axe) to break. To make those tools you will need to make a work bench from the wood you've been collecting. When you're at this point, go to google and type "how to build a work bench minecraft" and then google "how to build a pickaxe minecraft" and then google every other question you ever have.
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Reply 23 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 07-31-13 11:12:15 PM)
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Okay I got the server setup and running with ports forwarded and all that happy unicorn bullshit. I'm going to setup a world border thing so you faggots can't all run in opposite directions and have the map explode to 10 TB or something. Also I'm going to add a map viewer over HTTP.

Once that's done the server will be ready so keep your panties on, goddamn
FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.
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Reply 24 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 08-01-13 03:36:52 PM)
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Quoted from D_:
Zippo if we play at the same time I will teach you, and i'm sure anyone else who happens to be on at the same time would be willing to help as well.

I haven't played it in a really long time but for how much I did play, it was well worth the money. Of course it's gone up in price a lot since I bought it (at ~$11.00), but still, definitely worth it.


they are Goolge Now reminder cards that I'm setting
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