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(Originally posted on: 08-14-06 05:52:25 AM)
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Hi;

I still have issues with my ex, and it's a bit scary living alone again, so I just finished a women's self defense course. One technique the instructor recommended was the testicle squeeze, where you grab one testicle and squeeze as hard as you can for like 20 seconds, and the guy supposedly passes out like turning off a switch.

Now, that sounds like a great technique if the opportunity presents itself in an attempted rape situation since the guy won't even know you are trying to defend yourself until you start to squeeze, and then in theory it's too late for him.

The only problem is, the instructor had never actually tried it, or personally knew someone who had. Strangely, my boyfriend won't let me try it on him (and he claims to love me...).

Now I know that a man's testicles are very sensitive to pain, but I have absolutely no desire to cause an attacker pain -- that just risks him getting angrier & more violent. I am only interested in totally incapacitating him, so he simply can't function. Done right, I know a kick to the knee or punch to the throat can do that. But just squeezing or kicking his balls? Actually make a drink-crazed attacker unable to function for at least 5 minutes?

Since no one will let me try it on them, I'm asking if anyone out in the big world has had any real-life experience they would share. Can you really incapacitate someone like that? Or does it just hurt like buggery.
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Reply 1 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 06:12:38 AM)
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I am trying this right now and it's starting to hurt a real bunch I th
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Reply 2 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 06:27:17 AM)
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I am trying this right now and it's starting to hurt a real bunch I th


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Can you really incapacitate someone like that? Or does it just hurt like buggery.


If they didn't pass out, they'd at the very least be unable to chase you afterwards. Even a good knee in the nuts ought to be able to achieve this.

Whenever I have to describe the (incredibly) unpleasant sensation of a ball bashing to girls, I usually put it like this:

The closest equivalent you could have felt would be being winded - you know the vile, powerless sensation that seems to knock not just the energy, but also the actual will to move itself out of your body. The only difference is that, even worse, it's centred on your genitals and not your chest. Ouch.

The last time I took a football (soccer) ball in the groin, it was only a glancing blow (no pun intended), and it still left me unable to run properly for the next fiftenn minutes.

The only problem I could think of with the "squeeze" technique is that if it takes 20 seconds then you're going to have one frantic rapist going berserk and flailing his fists around at very close quarters, which might make holding on difficult. If it was me, I'd just go supple and pretend to comply so as to relax his guard and give me time to line up a really accurate knee. To be fair though, I'm sure she knows what she's talking about better than me.
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Reply 3 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 08:15:52 AM)
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No experience in this matter, but tell us about your ex, it sounds juicy.

Also a punch to the balls will certainly make the guy grab his balls, giving you precious seconds to escape behind some dustbins.
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Reply 4 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 10:40:45 AM)
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Incapacitate? Certainly! 20 seconds? A bit lengthy in a situation. You can "kill" by a kick to the nuts. If you have fingernails, stick your thumb in your opponents eye. Can't fight what you can't see. A key will have the same effect. But it is best to be aware of your surroundings, and try not to get into such a situation.
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Reply 5 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 11:12:42 AM)
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my nuts have gotten their fair share of abuse, and let me tell ya, it's pretty unpleasant when you start spitting blood

imagne like, being kicked in the ovaries.....

Cause the pain echoes all the way from the nuts though the sperma channel which goes up around the stomach and then down to through the dick
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Reply 6 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 01:20:46 PM)
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Reply 7 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 01:52:14 PM)
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Also, regarding balls (and their subsequent smashing):

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Reply 8 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 02:44:32 PM)
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I've been told that if/when the nerve cluster undergoes too much trauma, it can interrupt or stop the heart.

That said, I've definitely used that male weakness (err.. not the killing part) both on purpose, and on accident.

In my experience? It works extraordinarily well.

One time in particular, a rather eager male was on top of me, much to my dismay, and was squeezing the breath out of me. He shifted positions just right, and I brought my legs up from underneath his and one of my feet headed for his nuts, and the other for his lower abdomen, and I kicked as hard as I could.

He flew into the wall and was knocked out. He had a very hard time getting around the next while.

I, on the other hand, emerged unscathed, and unsexed.
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Reply 9 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 03:24:49 PM)
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I've known a guy to put chip clips on his nuts and live to tell about it.
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Reply 10 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 03:34:04 PM)
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I was playing street soccer about a month ago, and I was the goaly, and someone came up to shoot it on a break-away, and they were about 6 feet away, and they drilled the ball as hard as they could at the goal.

Unfortunately, it hit me directly into the groinal region

Fortunately (I guess?), my penis blocked any traumatizing testicular contact.

Unfortunately, my penis hurt like hell for 20 minutes. I kept checking to see if it was bleeding.

Fortunately, it was not bleeding.

Unfortunately, it sure felt like it was.

Fortunately, I blocked the goal and we continued to shut them out!
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Reply 11 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 03:54:38 PM)
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I was playing street soccer about a month ago, and I was the goaly, and someone came up to shoot it on a break-away, and they were about 6 feet away, and they drilled the ball as hard as they could at the goal.

Unfortunately, it hit me directly into the groinal region

Fortunately (I guess?), my penis blocked any traumatizing testicular contact.

Unfortunately, my penis hurt like hell for 20 minutes. I kept checking to see if it was bleeding.

Fortunately, it was not bleeding.

Unfortunately, it sure felt like it was.

Fortunately, I blocked the goal and we continued to shut them out!
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Reply 12 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 04:07:40 PM)
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I have a friend who, when he was in high school, was playing baseball. He was first baseman, and the batter hit the ball into the outfield. Outfielder got the ball and threw it to my friend. My friend had to get down to the ground to catch the ball (sorta kneeling). The runner slid to first, and his metal cleets came in contact with my friend's testicularies. My friend's pants were covered in blood almost instantly, he fell over and started vomiting.

That was fun. i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 13 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 05:37:47 PM)
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Reply 14 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 06:14:59 PM)
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I am uncomfortable with women learning these things.

Just take your rape like a woman.
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Reply 15 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 06:15:09 PM)
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Reply 16 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 08:34:37 PM)
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I was playing street soccer about a month ago, and I was the goaly, and someone came up to shoot it on a break-away, and they were about 6 feet away, and they drilled the ball as hard as they could at the goal.

Unfortunately, it hit me directly into the groinal region

Fortunately (I guess?), my penis blocked any traumatizing testicular contact.

Unfortunately, my penis hurt like hell for 20 minutes. I kept checking to see if it was bleeding.

Fortunately, it was not bleeding.

Unfortunately, it sure felt like it was.

Fortunately, I blocked the goal and we continued to shut them out!


Funny, a very similar thing happened to me a couple of months ago. In my case my knob bounced upwards against my stomach as I was jumping around on my toes waiting for a shot, and the bell-end got sandwiched between ball and gut.

The result was extraordinarily painful. I know that might sound obvious, but since a football's hollow and not all that heavy, and since your dick's not so sensative that you can't slap it against something without it hurting, I was quite surprised by how much it really fucking hurt, as opposed to just stinging a bit.

The really weird thing was how much it felt like it was bleeding, despite the fact it wasn't - I know exactly what you mean here. The aftermath of a smack to the cock seems to leave your nerve ending convinced you're pissing blood.
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Reply 17 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 08:41:10 PM)
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I am uncomfortable with women learning these things.

Just take your rape like a woman.


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Reply 18 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 09:40:31 PM)
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The really weird thing was how much it felt like it was bleeding, despite the fact it wasn't - I know exactly what you mean here. The aftermath of a smack to the cock seems to leave your nerve ending convinced you're pissing blood.


YES exactly! It is a very uneasy feeling.
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Reply 19 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 11:46:55 PM)
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imagne like, being kicked in the ovaries.....

Cause the pain echoes all the way from the nuts though the sperma channel which goes up around the stomach and then down to through the dick

uh what...

the pain echoes through the sensitive nerve connections attached to the testicles and the testes themselves, not through the vas deferens (which doesn't go around your stomach...). The pain would move directly up your spine, forcing an immediate nauseous feeling due to the force given, and the sensitivity of the region. The harder the force, the more likely that a blood vessel will rupture.

also, this thread makes me think of the broken dick thread. seems INTL has a fascination with pain emanating from that area of the body. big grin
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Reply 20 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-15-06 01:41:09 AM)
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I had mine crushed between the fat end of a pool stick and the table. I was on the floor for ten or fifteen minutes, but when I got up I broke the stick over a guys back.
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Reply 21 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-15-06 02:55:56 AM)
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imagne like, being kicked in the ovaries.....

Cause the pain echoes all the way from the nuts though the sperma channel which goes up around the stomach and then down to through the dick

uh what...

the pain echoes through the sensitive nerve connections attached to the testicles and the testes themselves, not through the vas deferens (which doesn't go around your stomach...). The pain would move directly up your spine, forcing an immediate nauseous feeling due to the force given, and the sensitivity of the region. The harder the force, the more likely that a blood vessel will rupture.

also, this thread makes me think of the broken dick thread. seems INTL has a fascination with pain emanating from that area of the body. big grin

That doesn't stop the stomach from hurting. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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I was on a boat once and a guy I know hit another guy I know in the balls. So for a revenge ball-smack the guy took a bungie cord with the metal hook on the end and stretched it way back and let it snap back into the man's testicles. It was the most painful thing I've ever seen.
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Reply 24 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-15-06 07:14:21 AM)
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Quoted from Xunny:
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imagne like, being kicked in the ovaries.....

Cause the pain echoes all the way from the nuts though the sperma channel which goes up around the stomach and then down to through the dick

uh what...

the pain echoes through the sensitive nerve connections attached to the testicles and the testes themselves, not through the vas deferens (which doesn't go around your stomach...). The pain would move directly up your spine, forcing an immediate nauseous feeling due to the force given, and the sensitivity of the region. The harder the force, the more likely that a blood vessel will rupture.

also, this thread makes me think of the broken dick thread. seems INTL has a fascination with pain emanating from that area of the body. big grin
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