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cool story bro

(Originally posted on: 10-31-09 08:05:50 AM)
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This is a story I have been wanting to get off my chest for a while now.

THE DAY THE FLAG FLIED AT HALF-MAST

Two years ago I applied to join the police force in my home town. It was all going swimmingly until the target practice test.

I had done very well in the shooting, like any real American i love my guns, but then the supervisor(who was black) asked me to give him the gun back at the end. The atmosphere in the room instantly turned.


I don't know why, but something snapped.

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY GUN I yelled

I have been in fear for a long time of having my guns taken, esspecially by a black man.(very prescient eh?) And when this man asked for my gun all I could think and say was NO YOU CANT TAKE MY GUN AWAY. YOU WONT HAVE IT YOU SOCIALIST I screamed in the Black mans face.

I ran away screaming in rage and terror, clutching the gun I to keep it from this SOCIALIST who would take it from me and all other free men. I realise this might sound irrational now but I had been seeing signs all day that this man was a Scocialist.

I ran out into the street with the gun. I saw a man who I am sure to this day was a criminal, a Black man with the shifftiest of faces. It was all about the kind of person he was, the lowest of the low.

I TOOK THE BLACK MAN
AND RAN OUTSIDE
AT THIS POINT I WAS MORE BEAST THAN MAN, BUT SOME PRIMORDIAL PATRIOTISM KEPT ME ON
IT WAS THEN THAT I REALISED I WAS BEING CHASED.

BEING SCREAMED AT FROM BEHIND TO LET THE CRIMINAL BLACK MAN GO.
THE BLACK MAN WAS STRUGGLING BY THIS TIME, OUT OF MY GRIP

I ABANDONED HIM AND RAN, STILL WITH MY GUN, TO THE HILLS NEARBY UNAWARE OF WHO OR WHAT WAS CHASING ME THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS THE GRIM AUTHORITARIAN FACE OF THE LAW

I SAW A FLAG IN THE DISTANCE
AND RAN FOR IT
THE SONG OF FREEDOM ON MY LIPS
I IMAGINED THE GHOST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN
CHEERING ME ON TOWARDS THE HILL
"WOO DOGGY CHRIS, YOU ARE A TRUE LIBERTARIAN"
SAID LINCOLN


EVENTUALLY
I WAS TACKLED TO THE FLOOR
I TRIED TO AIM THE GUN AT THE WRETCH
BUT HE DISARMED ME

I LOOKED UP AT THE FLAG
MY FACE CHOKED WITH DUST AND TEARS
AND I THOUGHT HOW OUR ONCE-GREAT NATION HAD BEEN HIJACKED BY COMMUNISTS AND CROOKS

AND HE TOLD ME "YOU WILL NEVER BE A POLICEMAN SON"

There I was, weeded out, never to be a policeman, all because I wanted to defend the constitution.

Has anyone else had experiences of the first amendment being betrayed?
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Reply 1 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 08:45:36 AM)
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This sounds more like a second amendment issue than a first, and even then it's sketchy whether any rights were being infringed. Did you own the gun. I don't really understand Americans and their guns.

Let me get this straight. You flipped out on your supervisor because he was black and had different opinions as you, then went crazy and ran away. I don't see how this makes you a victim; it makes you a nut.


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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


I don't see how any of those came up.
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Reply 2 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 09:53:30 AM)
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Whether this is real or not (and it's not), you're an idiot and that was a terrible post.
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Reply 3 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 11:05:34 AM)
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You said it boieeee. FUCK that FUCKER who FUCKING thinks a FUCKER like me will FUCKING give up their FUCKING guns!!!!!
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Reply 4 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 12:16:40 PM)
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What on earth is this thread?

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Reply 5 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 12:56:37 PM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
Whether this is real or not (and it's not), you're an idiot and that was a terrible post.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem.
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Reply 6 of 15 (Originally posted on: 10-31-09 06:45:43 PM)
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I ran away screaming in rage and terror, clutching the gun I to keep it from this SOCIALIST who would take it from me and all other free men

Thank god for this post, now I know how best to protect my gun from the SOCIALIST.
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Reply 7 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-01-09 12:25:33 AM)
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Reply 8 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-01-09 12:25:47 AM)
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(no socalest!!!)
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Reply 9 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-06-09 08:46:52 AM)
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So wait, are you Celt in Exile?
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Reply 10 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-06-09 03:14:05 PM)
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I shouldn't have opened this thread. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

5 more posts to make this interesting, or HOS.
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Reply 11 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-07-09 11:12:28 PM)
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Just found out that this was real...
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Reply 12 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-08-09 12:55:26 PM)
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I think Eminem could make this into a Grammy winner.
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Reply 13 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-08-09 09:07:17 PM)
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Reply 14 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-08-09 09:07:45 PM)
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thread of the year
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Reply 15 of 15 (Originally posted on: 11-08-09 10:59:15 PM)
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